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  • ForGodsSake
    X-Aussie Evangelist
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2008
    • 493

    #1

    Ask an ex-Aussie

    OK, the only way to find out about this land Australia is to ask. So ask away about anything you want to know.
    (2 Peter 3:10)

    But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

    Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
    OK, the only way to find out about this land Australia is to ask. So ask away about anything you want to know.
    Praise Jesus! How wonderful that you have been able to shed your former vile scummy drunken criminal ways through Christ's cleansing blood. Glory!!

    I'd like to ask if it's true that the typical drunken aussie scum not only guzzles but also bathes in Foster's beer.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

      Is Perth REALLY the most remote city on the planet?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

        Glory, another one has seen the light!

        Why do Australiens hate spelling, even when they are sober?
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • ForGodsSake
          X-Aussie Evangelist
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2008
          • 493

          #5
          Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Praise Jesus! How wonderful that you have been able to shed your former vile scummy drunken criminal ways through Christ's cleansing blood. Glory!!

          I'd like to ask if it's true that the typical drunken aussie scum not only guzzles but also bathes in Foster's beer.
          Pretty much. Over here you will see a lot of drunken scum on the side of the roads laying in there filth and vomited mush which usually contains there consumption of drinking and sinning. Or staggering around the place looking for more beer.

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Is Perth REALLY the most remote city on the planet?
          Yes that is true, Perth is usually the last place people like to visit cause there is nothing here really that is worth looking at. Sure you have your beaches and your parks and stuff, but really no national landmarks that has achieved anything. Even the clouds and storms take so long to get here. We are so remote from the rest of the world that it is not unusual to see small outback towns still relying on wood stoves and outdoor showers where you have to heat your own water to shower and cook and stuff. Electricity is a welcome to some of the town folk. So behind here its bad.
          (2 Peter 3:10)

          But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

            Do Australians really like Mel Gibson? Is 'The Road Warrior' the national movie?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • ForGodsSake
              X-Aussie Evangelist
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2008
              • 493

              #7
              Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              Glory, another one has seen the light!

              Why do Australiens hate spelling, even when they are sober?
              I think it comes down to laziness and the fact that most Aussies use there excuse that they were stolen and never went to school, and thus lie there way into jobs
              (2 Peter 3:10)

              But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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              • lady_c
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Mar 2008
                • 113

                #8
                Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
                Pretty much. Over here you will see a lot of drunken scum on the side of the roads laying in there filth and vomited mush which usually contains there consumption of drinking and sinning. Or staggering around the place looking for more beer.


                Yes that is true, Perth is usually the last place people like to visit cause there is nothing here really that is worth looking at. Sure you have your beaches and your parks and stuff, but really no national landmarks that has achieved anything
                Wow! aren't you the worlds largest liar! Perhaps maybe you should venture out side your mothers house?
                Zeke - he is so full of it!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                  Why do you hate your mother?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                    Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                    Wow! aren't you the worlds largest liar! Perhaps maybe you should venture out side your mothers house?
                    Zeke - he is so full of it!
                    Oh, shut up Caitlin. Are you so envious one of your kind has found salvation that you feel compelled to try and thwart his success? Stop trying to sabotage his recovery and start reading a Bible. I'm sure you can find one to steal somewhere.
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #11
                      Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                      Do you still deny the Tasmanian Holocaust?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

                      Comment

                      • ForGodsSake
                        X-Aussie Evangelist
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 493

                        #12
                        Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                        Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                        Wow! aren't you the worlds largest liar! Perhaps maybe you should venture out side your mothers house?
                        Zeke - he is so full of it!
                        Oh am i. When was the last time you ventured out of you mothers house on a Friday night or a saturday night. What do you close your eye's to what goes on around you. If the drunken scum here are not fighting each other in the streets, or running around half naked drunk u to there eyeballs there all locked up for being scum drunkards..And if i am full of it why is it usually the first thing n the news over here. Open your eye's.
                        (2 Peter 3:10)

                        But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                        • Ilovejesus
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 5

                          #13
                          Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                          I joined this site, only because the lot of you are soo brainwashed.

                          I'm australian, ask me a question to.

                          Considering I currently live in Brisbane Australia.

                          Ask me a question.

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                          • ForGodsSake
                            X-Aussie Evangelist
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 493

                            #14
                            Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Do you still deny the Tasmanian Holocaust?
                            I don't know a great deal about the Tasmanian Holocaust
                            (2 Peter 3:10)

                            But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

                            Comment

                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                              Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post
                              I joined this site, only because the lot of you are soo brainwashed.

                              I'm australian, ask me a question to.

                              Considering I currently live in Brisbane Australia.

                              Ask me a question.
                              Why do you love Jesus so much? Are you a Christian?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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