Countries We Should Nuke?

[Brother_Percy]

Friends,

I've been hoping for many years now that we get a decent upstanding True Christian President, who's gonna want to Nuke a whole mess of Countries that God hates!

I know if I was President, the first thing I'd do would be to recall all out troops, and drop a huge payload on all those raghead camel-rapist pedophile-worshippers over in Afghanistan. Let's face facts here, God HATES followers of other religions, and wants them UTTERLY wiped out. In Deuteronomy 13:13-19, God tells us to Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God! So what would he think of an ENTIRE COUNTRY who worships a child-rapist like Mohammad??

I'd probably also want to Nuke Japan. Like, didn't we drop an atom bomb on those slant-eyed little monkeys a while back? It obviously didnt do them any good, cos they're still worshipping that fat little buddah guy.

I'd also want to Nuke Australia. Anyone else got any ideas? Let's get a list going.

Praise Jesus!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

The Virgin Islands. Why should be obvious enough after all the crap they pulled. Only reason America hasn't done it yet is because of that damn surrender monkey in the White House!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Here is a short and in no wise exhaustive list of just a few countries I think the US should nuke and why.

Afghanistan: they are all Muslim

Andorra: the office of their head of state is shared by a papist rapist and a french freak.

Albania: collaborating with the French in the making of the private airline Ada Air.

Algeria: Muslim

Angola: Full of Catholics, Methodists, and Lutherans.

Antigua: Anglicans and Presbyterians

Argentina: second country in Southern Hemisphere to legalize same-sex marriage.

Armenia: Armenian Apostolic Church is the official state church.

Australia: they have universal health care.

Austria: "social market" economy

Azerbaijan: muslim

I will get back later with the Bs.

[Titus Templeton]

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There is only one word: Opium.
Long enough England has drugged the world to prevent people from accepting Jesus Christ. The Queen is the man behind the curtain.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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The Bs:

Bahamas: the colors of their flag symbolize the sun, the sand, and the sea, which are aspects of the natural environment, implying that they oppose corporate exploitation of the environment and therefore hate Jesus.

Bahrain: muslim

Bangladesh: Muslims, Hindus

Barbados: Anglicans, Roman Catholics, Jehova's Witnesses, Seventh Day Adventists, and worst of all "Spiritual Baptists".

Belarus: "Bela rus" means "white Ruthenia". They are therefore racist.

Belgium: doesn't exist anyway

Belize: national motto is "Sub Umbra Floreo", which means "I thrive on darkness", obviously Satanic.

Benin: Official language is French

Bhutan: Buddhist

Bolivia: run by leftist insurgents

Bosnia: Muslim, Orthodox, and Catholic

Botswana: Anglicans, Methodists, and Congregationalists. Also, Botswana is an anagram for "Satan Bow".

Brazil: named after a tree. Trees are Satanic, phallic, and cause pollution.

Brunei: Muslim

Bulgaria: Anagram for "Labia Rug" and contains the name of the false god "Baal". Purports to have artifacts older than 6,000 years, which is the age of the universe according to the Bible. Thus, all Bulgarians are blasphemers.

Burkina-Faso: name literally translates "land of uppity jigs". They are French speaking Muslims.

Burma: covered in enormous trees

Burundi: contains 117 communes

Stay tuned for the Cs.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Cambodia: Buddhist

Cameroon: French speaking, embraced authors such as Mongo Beti and Ferdinand Oyono who rejected colonialism. Sure, it is wrong when the British practice it, but don't abort the baby out with the bathwater.

Canada: The word Canada means village, yet Canada is the world's second largest country by total area.

Cape Verde: visited by Charles Darwin's expedition in 1832. Therefore complicit in the theory of evilution.

Central African Republic: One of the poorest countries in the world, which proves that they have rejected TRUE Christian(tm) prayer.

Chad: they speak Arabic and French. Muslims, Catholics, and animists. Seventh poorest country in the world.

Chile: gives me gas. Also a founding member of the United Nations. Controlled by various Marxist juntas.

China: goes without saying really. Commies. Buddhists. Everyone knows China should be nuked.

Colombia: full of illegal Mexicans.

Comoros: unemployed French Muslims.

Democratic Republic of the Congo: Over 71 million Africans live there. Imagine all of the stolen white pies that must get raped.

Republic of the Congo: 62 different spoken languages means they are basically just making up words, just like the jigs do in the US.

Costa Rica: Unit of currency is the "colon".

Cote d'Ivoire: even the name of this country is French. Just saying it aloud is a threat to the American family unit.

Croatia: flag has a checker board on it, which encourages miscegenation.

Cuba: Abortion rate of 58.6 per 1000 pregnancies.

Cyprus: responsible for feline domestication, and therefore homosexuality and witchcraft.

Czech Republic: 59% non-religious, the rest Catholic.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Denmark: Lutheran

Djibouti: receives handouts from France. Probably a lot of government cheese.

Dominica: Roman Catholic

Dominican Republic: Roman Catholic

That's all the Ds I could think of.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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East Timor: predominantly Roman Catholic

Ecuador: comparable to the Galapagos Islands in terms of biodiversity, and therefore probably has a lot of evolutionary biologists visiting at any given time.

Egypt: State religion is Islam, with a significant Coptic minority.

El Salvador: elected a gorilla to lead them.

Equatorial Guinea: anagram for "Genitalia qua Euro"

Eritrea: Muslims and Catholics

Estonia: contains evidence of hunting and fishing as early as 6500 BC, which is Biblically impossible. Therefore, they must have opened their borders to the Devil.

Ethiopia: birthplace of Haile Selassie, dirty drug smoking ragamuffin

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Fiji: Methodists and Hindus

Finland: their King, Varg Vikernes, is an atheist and a homosexual.

France: definitely the most nukeable country on the map. The charred, radioactive bones of its dead should probably be indefinitely detained.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Gabon: Pygmy cannibals, ancestor worshipers, make idols out of poop.

Gambia: predominantly Muslim

Georgia: not the Godly Confederate State of my birth. State Church is Commie Orthodox.

Germany: while they did have a brief moment of glory in the early 20th century defending the world from Jewery, Germany is basically a country of secular scat freaks, with the exception of our very own Titus Templeton.

Ghana: like many other countries that begin with G, Ghana is just a euphemism for guano, not actually a country at all.

Greece: named after the texture of its inhabitants, Greece has a Constitutional Handout system of government and 100% unemployment.

Grenada: Predominantly Roman Catholic and Anglican

Guatemala: Catholic

Guinea: another form of the word guano.

Guinea-Bissau: Another play on guano, with letters added so that it becomes an anagram for "I Use a Big Anus". Nothing more than a particularly repulsive Mexican swear word.

Guyana: guano again

Haiti: named after the favorite emotion of its inhabitants

Honduras: worship evil spirits called "cadejos". Also play the homosexual sport of soccer, like most illegal immigrant countries.

Hungary: full of wannabe vampires

Iceland: frozen desolation is home to Wendigos and penguins. Accursed by God. It will probably be the last place on Earth where the gospel is finally preached, due to the sub-arctic temperatures. Inhabitants worship Satan and eat eachother as revenge against their creator.

India: No one here can understand anyone else. Might as well be African. State religion is cannibalism.

Indonesia: more Muslims than anywhere else. Sounds like Fourth of July all the time.

Iran: State religion is terrorism. Women are just kicked around in the streets inside of black sacks until someone rapes them. Then they are stoned to death.

Iraq: Go to place for terrorists in need of WMDs.

Ireland: Drunken potato gobbling Catholic terrorists

Israel: killed Jesus.

Italy: dine exclusively on grains that have been formed into the likeness of phalluses, covered in ceremonially unclean sauces.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Japan!


...Oops, I forgot. We already did!

[Brother_Percy]

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Japan!


...Oops, I forgot. We already did!

Hilarious! Tho that movie would have been a lot more fun if they had just shown some of those slants praying to that fat little buddah statue, just before the bomb hit. Then.... Blaaaaaaaaaaammmmo!

That way, it would make ideal watching for our homeschooling curriculum, especially when we're teaching little kids what God's gonna do to them if they dont love him enough. Praise!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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The only reason Jesus hasn't raptured us yet is because we haven't nuked enough non-believers. Jesus won't return until we have made the world completely unlivable for everyone.

Mark 13:7-8
7And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such things must needs be; but the end shall not be yet. 8For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows.

[lukasekman]

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My top list:
Austria - Ruled by the fascist dictator Joseph Fritzl, who lock in dissidents in basements.
Burma - Ruled by socialist junta, co-operating with North Korea, boys as young as twelve are forced to join the "people's army"
China - No 1 in spam. People eat babies like we eat chicken, same with cats and dogs. Weaponized the SARS virus. Government send agents to punch pregnant women in the belly if they already had a child. Plan to black out America with high altitude EMP bombs. Sponsoring of terrorism. Organ theft from Falun Gong dissidents.
Cuba - Hybrid government of commies and mob. Castro is responsible for 70k dead.
Iran - Before they nuke Israel as a test before they nuke us.
'Nam - Finish the Godly work of Nixon. The commie dictatorship have sent one million dissidents to Soviet concentration camps.
North Korea - So what if ONE million die when we bomb them, if the alternative is SIX million dead from government proana program, and an addition of at least TWENTY million dead if when they attack South Korea with nuclear and biological weapons.
Russia - Government orchestrate human trafficking across Europe. In possession of a smallpox/marburg chimera virus.
Saudi Arabia - Pedophile dictatorship, second most repressive regime in the world.

[Bobby Joe Wayne]

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Billy Bob, come one with more countries!

My own top 5:

1. Mexico (catlix who steals American jobs)
2. Libya (because they rebelled against their great leader)
3. California (allthough a part of America, it's pretty much like a country of its own, with that un-American gay culture)
4. South Africa (used to be a great country until 1994)
5. Germany (used to be a great country until 1945)

I would urge to not put Uganda on the list, since they are in the process of becoming a Christian theocracy with death penalty for sodomy