Accepted Into Madison Who's Who of American Eunuchs!

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

I have been accepted into 2012-2013's Madison Who's Who of American Eunuchs! This is my chance to network with other individuals who have sacrificed their naughty bits to live in fuller compliance with the will of God. Not sure how they heard of me, but I'm pleased as punch to represent Landover Baptist in this esteemed enterprise.

Madison Who's Who is more than a registry of accomplished individuals and unsexed clergy. We provide a forum for executives and professionals and eunuchs to introduce themselves to one another. Madison Who's Who is also a searchable electronic registry of business leaders and professionals and eunuchs in virtually every industry and specialty. Increase your exposure and establish solid long-lasting partnerships by becoming a Madison Who's Who "member" today. Join thousands of networking partners who are cultivating business relationships as their strategy for success and sexlessness. "It's not what you know...It's who you know...and what you've cut off!" Welcome to our group!

The electronic registry is a powerful business tool for quick and easy networking and eunuchdom. Together, the two registries are interesting compilations of exceptional people with their abbreviated profiles and expanded biographies and snipped snappers.

Please let me know where I can find the LBC Black Card to purchase a few incidental subscriptions.

Yours in Him,
BAB <--- you knew me when!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Accepted Into Madison Who's Who of American Eunuchs!

Congtas' BaB's, I know you have been trying for Madision's for a long time.

[Forest Spirit]

Re: Accepted Into Madison Who's Who of American Eunuchs!

This is my chance to network with other individuals who have sacrificed their naughty bits to live in fuller compliance with the will of God.

You think this is OK but somehow think COMIC-CON is evil?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Accepted Into Madison Who's Who of American Eunuchs!

You think this is OK but somehow think COMIC-CON is evil?

Well let's see.

One group of people have sacrificed their Tender Vittles in order to make sure sexual compulsion won't get in the way of serving the Lord.

While the other group thinks it's perfectly OK for underaged girls to run round dressed like this (drunk, and without adult supervision, I might add):




I'm sure the above image is filling you with lust, Forest Spirit, because you are disgusting and your stones are intact. Our dear brother Born Again Bob, on the other hand, could look at pictures like that all day long, and his only thought would be, "Gee, I sure hope Jesus introduces Himself to that girl real soon. I'm going to pray for her."