[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Our minister and her wife have announced the results of our recent vote. We are pleased to welcome Buddhist and Hindu worshippers into the congregation and anyone wishing to learn about their unique revelation of godhead is welcome to assist this week in setting up appropriate statuary. Guru Bhagmalleab will conducting readings of the Mahabharata each morning 7:30 – 11.

The sunday school hall is being converted for the convenience of itinerant Monks who will be explaining differences berween Theravada, Mahayana and Zen each afternoon from 3:45 (please do not disturb them earlier than this). They have offered to show us where christianity went wrong and are accepting donations for a new statue of The Laughing Buddha (which we have commissioned in gold as a goodwill gesture).

Junior church has therefore relocated to the adjacent Sihk Gurdwara and will now take place on saturday evening.

[Kiddo the queerboy (On Moderation)]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Hello, I am a rational pervert who believes in having equality among all races and genders. I also do not attempt to force my religion onto others and respect the opinions of others. I believe everyone can be a good person regardless of their religion/race/orientation. In conclusion, I believe that humans need to work together to create better technologies by investing more money in public education, and that we need to explore space and settle on different planets to keep humanity alive longer.
That is what a rational human- I mean liberal believes.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Well said, Kyle. You know the lies that false Christians speak. There is hope for you yet.
Now hop over to the other threads, and this time speak like a real Christian.

[Kiddo the queerboy (On Moderation)]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Well said, Kyle. You know the lies that false Christians speak. There is hope for you yet.
Now hop over to the other threads, and this time speak like a real Christian.

By real I assume you mean baptist?
Hello, I am a baptist and I hate things that people cannot control! I hate how people are black, even though god made them that way. I also hate how people are gay, even though god also made them that way. I believe in things without evidence, but I don't believe in any other gods because they have the same amount of evidence as my god, which should be enforce, because it's true, because the holy book says so, and you know the holy book is true because the holy book says it's true.
-My impression of a Baptist

[Zechariah Smyth]

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By real I assume you mean baptist?
Hello, I am a baptist and I hate things that people cannot control! I hate how people are black, even though god made them that way. I also hate how people are gay, even though god also made them that way. I believe in things without evidence, but I don't believe in any other gods because they have the same amount of evidence as my god, which should be enforce, because it's true, because the holy book says so, and you know the holy book is true because the holy book says it's true.
-My impression of a Baptist

I don't hate anyone.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

By real I assume you mean baptist?...

If by "Christian" you mean someone who believes the Bible is true (the whole thing, not just bits and pieces that make them feel good), and conducts themselves accordingly (by obeying everything in there so God doesn't throw them into Hell like it says He will if they don't), then yes, that's what she meant.

No one here is claiming that they are the only ones on Earth who do this, just that they haven't found any others (nor have I).

[Kiddo the queerboy (On Moderation)]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

I don't hate anyone.

Yes, give me an infraction for "racism" in case you cannot tell, that was a parody.
Anyhow, I lost points on this website, I don't really care.
On top of that look at the title you people gave me.
Tell me that's not racist.

[John Creeser]

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Yes, give me an infraction for "racism" in case you cannot tell, that was a parody.
Anyhow, I lost points on this website, I don't really care.
On top of that look at the title you people gave me.

There is no room for parody or satire on this forum, we take Jesus seriously and so should you.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Yes, give me an infraction for "racism" in case you cannot tell, that was a parody.
Anyhow, I lost points on this website, I don't really care.
On top of that look at the title you people gave me.
Tell me that's not racist.

Are you saying there's something wrong with being Chinese?

[Kiddo the queerboy (On Moderation)]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Based on what I've seen on the forums so far, you believe that being female/Japanese (or any other race for that matter, I'm just using mine for now) is bad. I was mocking you for being racist and sexist. I believe everyone is equal.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Based on what I've seen on the forums so far, you believe that being female/Japanese (or any other race for that matter, I'm just using mine for now) is bad. I was mocking you for being racist and sexist. I believe everyone is equal.

Racist.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Back on topic....

"What God really meant was...."

[Esther B.]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Everyone is welcome in Heaven.

[Prayer Warrior]

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[John Allen]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Actually, we should modernify the bible and say most of the sins aren't actually sins and everyone will go to Heaven even if he has commited every sin possible and is a queer. (Kind of repetitive but still)