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  • Missionary in Sweden
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 189

    #1

    Unicorns

    Job 39:9-12

    They're in the Bible, so they exist, and therefore someone has had to have seen one. I'd like to ride a unicorn. Does anybody know where I can do it? Yes, I'll be careful not to get my eye poked out by the horn.
    Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

    Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604
  • Alexandria Puckett
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2013
    • 256

    #2
    Re: Unicorns

    Originally posted by Missionary in Sweden View Post
    Job 39:9-12

    They're in the Bible, so they exist, and therefore someone has had to have seen one. I'd like to ride a unicorn. Does anybody know where I can do it? Yes, I'll be careful not to get my eye poked out by the horn.
    Oh that sounds marvelous! I love horses, and a majestic creature like a unicorn. Oh! Praise Him for what beautiful work He creates in His world!
    He even sends us little messages to assure us they exist!

    There is also this website, that has an article on a unicorn sighting!

    Hope this is what you wanted.
    YIC!

    ---Dria
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    But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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    • Mary Thompson
      True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2013
      • 653

      #3
      Re: Unicorns

      Thank you for the scripture, I don't know where they are located but if you ever hunt one, here is a butcher chart:

      I found this chart from this thread:
      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t%27s+lunch%3F
      Thinking of Abortion?
      That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
      Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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      • Holly Graham
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2013
        • 348

        #4
        Re: Unicorns

        Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
        Thank you for the scripture, I don't know where they are located but if you ever hunt one, here is a butcher chart:

        I found this chart from this thread:
        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t%27s+lunch%3F
        Oh, praise Jesus! I have have been waiting for a reason to break out my "rainbow roast" recipe.

        I was planning on inviting several of the young homosexual men in my neighborhood over for dinner, in order to witness to them about their evil homosexual ways (Leviticus 18:22).

        What better enticement, than RAINBOW ROAST!

        Oh, I'm giddy with anticipation. Praise the Lord.

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