Your PPM?

[lilith]

Re: Your PPM?

My PPM? Absolutely zilch.
On account of my allergy.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: Your PPM?

Well I assume I would get a petty come back from some heathen who probably only has -2 PPM. Jesus weeps at your fickleness.


-Mr. C. Thallo Green

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Your PPM?

P.S. Be careful not to end up with a limp-wrist!

Like anyone will believe you got that from typing. *snicker*

[Rev. Carlton Green]

As well are all Net-fluent, most Landover Christians will have a Prayer Per Minute record. This record is very important because when sinners stop to listen, they usually only hang around for about a minute or two before they leave or in the computer sense, sign-off. To find your PPM, here's what you need to do.


*Get a minute timer

*Open up a Word Program

*Start the timer and as soon as it starts, you better hurry!

*Type in as many prayers praising the glory of God and his son Jesus as you can without forgetting the AMEN at the end.

*Shake off that writers cramp

*E-mail your prayers to some of your unsaved contacts.



my record is 85, I would like to hear some of the records of others.


P.S. Be careful not to end up with a limp-wrist!