X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Magikarp
    hateful Danish communis
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 266

    #1

    Indiana Jones: 2012?

    You know, I woulda thought that the minute this came out there'd be a thread about it here. But I guess that's not the case, so here it is.

    I'm wondering whether y'all liked it or not, considering all the different stuff in the movie. If you've seen it, you know that it revolves around Indy trying to rescue Mutt's father-in-law, and the CCCP become twisted into the story. Of course, there is a plot revolving around the crystal skulls as well. In the movie, the skull is said to awake a long lost intelligence SPOILER: that leads to the leader of the CCCP troop to her intimate demise.

    You may be unaware of it, or not, but the crystal skull they make reference to is said about the crystal skulls that exist in the real world as well. You all know about the 2012 myth, right? The myth that in 2012 a planet-like object will come crashing down into Earth, destroying it? (which I do not believe at all). Mayan storytellers say that the Mayan calendar ends on December 21, 2012, thus causing armageddon on Earth. They say that there are 13 crystal skulls spread out across the world, and that if they are united that they can prevent the imminent destruction of Earth. I say that's a load of crap, because how could Mayans, or any other ancient civilization predict when the end times will happen? Even the Bible does not offer an exact date for the destruction of Earth.

    So my three initial questions are:
    Do you believe in 2012?
    Do you believe that aliens (not illegal immigrants, space aliens) exist?
    Did you like the new Indy movie?
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    So my three initial questions are:
    Do you believe in 2012?
    Do you believe that aliens (not illegal immigrants, space aliens) exist?
    Did you like the new Indy movie?
    In answer to your first question: God tells us in the Bible that no man knows the hour when Jesus will return. This includes Mayan witches and fortune-tellers (who should not have been permitted to live).

    Second, the Bible tells us nothing about "extraterrestrial" beings or other worlds, so I see no reason to believe they exist. Without hard evidence, any discussion of "aliens" would be pure conjecture. Why would we want to waste time discussing and worrying about something that may not even exist, like Ganesh or Belgium or "the Goddess"?

    Third, I haven't seen it. Apparently it's a faux-historical movie about the occult, why would a Christian watch that?
    www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
    Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

    Christian Ladies:
    Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

    Comment

    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #3
      Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

      I don't believe in the whole doomsday scenario, Mayan, Christian, or otherwise, so 2012 will be just another year for me.

      As for the Indy movie, it was a fun way to kill a couple of hours, which is why I go to the movies.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

      Comment

      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

        Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
        So my three initial questions are:
        Do you believe in 2012?
        Do you believe that aliens (not illegal immigrants, space aliens) exist?
        Did you like the new Indy movie?
        My answers.

        1) Made up pagan superstition. Everyone knows the world will end in 2016.

        2) Aliens are demons, the anal probing gives them away.

        3) Indy could use more prayer and I am outraged that the shameless hussy from the first movie is back. I though an Angel melted her at the end of the first move.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

        Hot Must ReadThreads!


        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

        Comment

        • MyHusbandHasFleas
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2008
          • 56

          #5
          Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

          Originally posted by Lump View Post
          I don't believe in the whole doomsday scenario, Mayan, Christian, or otherwise, so 2012 will be just another year for me.

          As for the Indy movie, it was a fun way to kill a couple of hours, which is why I go to the movies.

          Hey girl you can fix your pic by going to your avatars and deleting the one they put on there and uploading your own again.

          Comment

          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

            Originally posted by MyHusbandHasFleas View Post
            Hey girl you can fix your pic by going to your avatars and deleting the one they put on there and uploading your own again.
            What's wrong with her avatar, Fleas?

            Let's compare it to yours, shall we?

            Incidentally, this is a thread about serious subjects like demonic Mayan crystal skulls and the approach of a gigantic asteroid in 2012, not your silly girly yammerings about avatars.

            By the way, is that Hippie Longstocking fellow ("Brother" Percy) your husband? He certainly looks the sort to have fleas.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

            Comment

            • MyHusbandHasFleas
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2008
              • 56

              #7
              Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              What's wrong with her avatar, Fleas?

              Let's compare it to yours, shall we?

              Incidentally, this is a thread about serious subjects like demonic Mayan crystal skulls and the approach of a gigantic asteroid in 2012, not your silly girly yammerings about avatars.

              By the way, is that Hippie Longstocking fellow ("Brother" Percy) your husband? He certainly looks the sort to have fleas.

              There is nothing wrong with mine. I am told DAILY by my husband that I am beautiful. I don't find a movie about Indiana Jones "serious". I am not a "Silly Girl", I am a 38 yr old Woman. I have no idea who "Brother Percy" is, My husband is a wonderful, handsom, and sexy man.

              Comment

              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #8
                Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

                Originally posted by MyHusbandHasFleas View Post
                Hey girl you can fix your pic by going to your avatars and deleting the one they put on there and uploading your own again.

                They've blocked the upload option on my user control panel. I just decided it was better to have no avatar than to let them decide what it should be and deleted it.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

                Comment

                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #9
                  Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

                  Originally posted by Lump View Post
                  They've blocked the upload option on my user control panel. I just decided it was better to have no avatar than to let them decide what it should be and deleted it.

                  And they apparently either put it back or blocked my ability to delete. Whatever.
                  Funny how they claim I'm so boring, but they messing with my profile certainly seems to entertain them.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

                  Comment

                  • MyHusbandHasFleas
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • May 2008
                    • 56

                    #10
                    Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

                    Originally posted by Lump View Post
                    And they apparently either put it back or blocked my ability to delete. Whatever.
                    Funny how they claim I'm so boring, but they messing with my profile certainly seems to entertain them.

                    Yeah they have been messing with mine to. Like we care.

                    Comment

                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

                      I see you're as interesting as Lump, having to make every thread about YOU, YOU, YOU.

                      You're not that interesting, Scare.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                      Comment

                      • MyHusbandHasFleas
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2008
                        • 56

                        #12
                        Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rolimer View Post

                        .

                        Neither are you.

                        Comment

                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          My answers.

                          1) Made up pagan superstition. Everyone knows the world will end in 2016.

                          2) Aliens are demons, the anal probing gives them away.

                          3) Indy could use more prayer and I am outraged that the shameless hussy from the first movie is back. I though an Angel melted her at the end of the first movie.
                          Don't worry, Mr. Bobby-Joe. She'll be burning in good time!

                          As for this asteroid of Karp's . . . is there any evidence of it, Karp? And why are you a MagiKarp? Are you used in a magic act?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                          Comment

                          • MyHusbandHasFleas
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • May 2008
                            • 56

                            #14
                            Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

                            Originally posted by Lump View Post
                            And they apparently either put it back or blocked my ability to delete. Whatever.
                            Funny how they claim I'm so boring, but they messing with my profile certainly seems to entertain them.

                            You don't have an avatar right now. Man these people are making me mad. I am a 38 yr old mother of 5 and they treat you like a 5 yr old. A stupid Indiana Jones movie is more important than the way they treat people on here.

                            Comment

                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #15
                              Re: Indiana Jones: 2012?

                              Originally posted by MyHusbandHasFleas View Post
                              You don't have an avatar right now. Man these people are making me mad. I am a 38 yr old mother of 5 and they treat you like a 5 yr old. A stupid Indiana Jones movie is more important than the way they treat people on here.

                              I finally got the silly thing off.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

                              Comment

                              Working...