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I was just wondering what you good people think of the game Guitar Hero. Any thoughts?
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It doesn't realate to jesus, but is a very fun game. It might inspire a kid to actually learn guitar, (and I guess this could relate to Jesus) and the kid could write songs about God if he/she wants.Comment
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Listen Alex why don't you get away from those kiddy games and play a man's game like Rainbow 6 or Ghost Recon? Jesus smiles on those games were you get to go around and shoot His enemies in the head. It's just like going to church on Sunday/Originally posted by Boring Alex View Post
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I actually do enjoy Rainbow Six:Vegas and Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter.Comment
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Then why bother with a sissy guitar game? You certainly don't get to head shot anyone in Guitar Hero.Originally posted by Boring Alex View Post
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Well, occasionally I like to play music that I enjoy. And it's not really a kids' game, seeing as though adults have trouble beating it.Comment
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Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Stevie Ray Vaughan, Metallica, Santana, mainly just any good rock with really good guitar in them.Comment
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The Good and Mighty Lord God smacked Stevie Ray Vaughn's helicopter out of the sky as punishment for his sins. The rest of those heathens have their time coming. Alex, you seem like such a bright and kindly boy. Don't you think you should give a better effort to accepting the Love of Jesus? Turn your life over to Jesus today so you can spend a beautiful Eternity in the Kingdom of Heaven by His side with the rest of your friends at Landover.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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If I were going to play a video game, I'd probably try the Left Behind game. Your mission is to Save souls, not shoot heads or play with your toy!Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Originally posted by Boring Alex View Post
DDR for your fingers, but with a MUCH better soundtrack! I have fun with it, even though some of the songs trip me up.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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It encourages children to sit at home, strumming at their crotch while pretending they're doing something much more exciting. The attempt to entrap innocent children into the Sin of Onan could hardly be less subtle.Originally posted by Boring Alex View Post
Actually, Brother, that's not strictly true: I've heard there's a bonus mode you can unlock where you have to go around trying to land "head shots" on the faces of as many "groupies" as possible. Truly disturbing stuff.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
And let's not forget that God did famously drop a bus on Cliff Richards (or whatever his name is) twice.Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
I don't even want to imagine what the "Deutsche Demokratische Republik for your fingers" might be like, you freakish Marxist whore!Originally posted by Lumpy View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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2 Chronicles 29.25-26
God only likes lyres, harps and cymbals. Oh, and the occasional trumpet.
Therefore, Guitar Hero and it's rock and roll devil-music are a ticket straight to Hell.
My Bible Teacher in 8th grade, Mr. Smelliott was very specific about this and had many verses to back him up: The Electric Guitar is an Instrument of SATAN!!!
Make sure to burn your game disc and guitar controller OUTSIDE, as the plastic will emit unholy fumes which might require a trip to the hospital for respiratory failure. I just don't want you to bother Jesus with unnecessary prayers to save your sorry Unsaved heinie when you're rolling on the smoldering carpet gasping for breath.Comment
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