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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #31
    Re: Guitar Hero

    Originally posted by Boring Alex View Post
    No, but I own the game and have played it a lot.after the first hour or so the pain goes away, and you actually start playing better because your fingers get used to the stretching.
    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Well, you better sell your game and controller before you expect to be let out of quarantine.
    I don't want to get too graphic brother Nobar, but I think there may be an alternate, more sinful reason for his wicked little fingers to be "stretched" so much....
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • JawOfAnAss
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • May 2008
        • 313
        #32
        Re: Guitar Hero

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I don't want to get too graphic brother Nobar, but I think there may be an alternate, more sinful reason for his wicked little fingers to be "stretched" so much....
        I don't think the little fella would take much stretching. Of course maybe I left out the possibility of more than one wrap.
        10(wraps)*.25(d)*3.14159 = maybe a little stretch
        Judges 15:16
        And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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          • These People r Crazy
            Unsaved trash
            • Mar 2009
            • 7
            #33
            Re: Guitar Hero

            YOU IGNORANT <censored>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where the <censored> do you get off saying a blues musician deserved to die!?!?!?!?!?!?! He sang about love for women, not sex. Nor beating them like you <censored> do. I personally miss Stevie to death, I play guitar, and listen to rock and sometimes(brace yourself) EMO music.............BUM BUM BAAAAAAAAA!!!
            Last edited by JennyD; 03-20-2009, 03:00 AM. Reason: Vile, unChristian language edited.

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              • IHateBapFreaks
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2009
                • 6
                #34
                Re: Guitar Hero or Guitar Zero?

                It's a fun game and addictive but I don't really play it anymore, I'm up to my neck in work for the American Christian Leadership Conference.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748
                    #35
                    Re: Guitar Hero or Guitar Zero?

                    I thought you were a Catholic here to mock Christians.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • IHateBapFreaks
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6
                        #36
                        Re: Guitar Hero or Guitar Zero?

                        It's actually called the American Christian Leadership Conference for the Reform of Holy Herb Laws, and we're about decriminalizing marijuana. Join today!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748
                            #37
                            Re: Guitar Hero or Guitar Zero?

                            Are you trying to attract the D.E.A. to our site? We don't approve of you or your drug-pushing friends.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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