[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Guitar Hero

Jumpy, I didn't expect you to be a guitar hero fan. What has this world come to. Do you let your husband play?

He prefers board and card games to video games. He and I often play Scrabble or join friends for bridge.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Guitar Hero

He prefers board and card games to video games. He and I often play Scrabble or join friends for bridge.

Let me guess Lumpy, you have to inspect and approve every game that wretch you call “husband” plays. Security Opps I see a lot of bad things, but cruelty like yours is beyond the pal. Do him a favor Lumpy, stop toying with him and just get it over with and put the poor guy out off his misery. If you can't be bothered just give us your address and let us to do the right thing . It will be quick and painless, he will never even know what happened.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Guitar Hero

Guitar "hero"

Similar to the musical skills required to play the radio.

I can only imagine David trying to settle King Saul's soul with the video
game. Saul would have really turned into a nut case.

I know....... how about a new game for our aspiring children.

"TEXTING HERO"

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Guitar Hero

Have you ever tried playing it, Jawbone?

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Guitar Hero

Have you ever tried playing it, Jawbone?

That's like asking me if I have tried carnal relations with roadkill.

Dumb question.

I play a Collings.....look it up and learn

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Guitar Hero

And Alex, don't forget to tithe using the PayPal button!

The Good and Mighty Lord God smacked Stevie Ray Vaughn's helicopter out of the sky as punishment for his sins. The rest of those heathens have their time coming. Alex, you seem like such a bright and kindly boy. Don't you think you should give a better effort to accepting the Love of Jesus? Turn your life over to Jesus today so you can spend a beautiful Eternity in the Kingdom of Heaven by His side with the rest of your friends at Landover.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Guitar Hero

He prefers board and card games to video games. He and I often play Scrabble or join friends for bridge.

Wait. What? You have friends? Seriously?

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Guitar Hero

2 Chronicles 29.25-26

God only likes lyres, harps and cymbals. Oh, and the occasional trumpet.

Therefore, Guitar Hero and it's rock and roll devil-music are a ticket straight to Hell.

My Bible Teacher in 8th grade, Mr. Smelliott was very specific about this and had many verses to back him up: The Electric Guitar is an Instrument of SATAN!!!

Make sure to burn your game disc and guitar controller OUTSIDE, as the plastic will emit unholy fumes which might require a trip to the hospital for respiratory failure. I just don't want you to bother Jesus with unnecessary prayers to save your sorry Unsaved heinie when you're rolling on the smoldering carpet gasping for breath.

God doesn't actually say anything about musical instruments he doesn't like in that passage. Just some he specifically commanded for an event. But taking advice from that passage, you could suggest that God's strongly in favour of vocals, percussion, brass and strings. I think synth and other types of noise makers are therefore murky waters.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Guitar Hero

Let me guess Lumpy, you have to inspect and approve every game that wretch you call “husband” plays.

Don't be ridiculous. He can play any game he wants to.

Security Opps I see a lot of bad things, but cruelty like yours is beyond the pal.

Don't you mean "pale?"

Do him a favor Lumpy, stop toying with him and just get it over with and put the poor guy out off his misery. If you can't be bothered just give us your address and let us to do the right thing . It will be quick and painless, he will never even know what happened.

You'd never get past the ward.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Guitar Hero

You'd never get past the ward.

Like your stupid magical spell is any match for our prayer coverings. Leave it to a Wicker to believe in some bronze age mythology like it was fact.

[Nobar King]

Re: Guitar Hero

This is a thread about guitar zero, not lumpzero. Get back on subject, ok? When is the first carpal tunnel lawsuit going to take place blaming the stupid game? How much money will they win?

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Guitar Hero

Actually, if you play it for a while your hand stops hurting and actually becomes more flexible because of the "chords", which could help for playing real instruments.

[Nobar King]

Re: Guitar Hero

Yeah, right. You're a doctor?

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Guitar Hero

No, but I own the game and have played it a lot.after the first hour or so the pain goes away, and you actually start playing better because your fingers get used to the stretching.

[Nobar King]

Re: Guitar Hero

Well, you better sell your game and controller before you expect to be let out of quarantine.