[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

She's pretty senseless as it is, so I fail to see any harm if you do.

Absolutely no harm at all -- in fact, it might actually do her some good. The stimulus provided by an enthusiastic beating would kick her brain into gear, and Brother Temperance would be honoured by not only LBC, but by the secular community as well, for improving the mental capabilities of society's most vulnerable and dribbly citizens.

the fact remains that you do not have the right to touch me without my permission, much less beat me.

As with sterilization, your permission is not required, dear.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

I would...but then again, the Bible says obey secular law. So, I don't know what I'd vote for.

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

I didn't think he needed your permission, Lumpy. If God gave Mr. Temperance the permission (And I am sure He did), Secular law won't apply here, You're number is up.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

Brother TemperTantrum, no matter how your "vote" comes out, the fact remains that you do not have the right to touch me without my permission, much less beat me. Secular law says so, and I think that if Ieshua were alive today, he would agree.

Thumpy, I don't know why you're so fond of that picture, or why you've conviced yourself that it's me, but I assure you I'm not the Willendorf body type. But if believing that picture is me helps you to cope with your own body image issues without resorting to more plastic surgery, then go right ahead.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

I would...but then again, the Bible says obey secular law. So, I don't know what I'd vote for.

Since when do papist "fathers" concern themselves with such trivialities as secular law? Were you aware that sodomizing pre-pubescent boys is a felony?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

Since when do papist "fathers" concern themselves with such trivialities as secular law? Were you aware that sodomizing pre-pubescent boys is a felony?

Again, I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!

Only 4% are...I'm one of the 96% who aren't. And whoever doctored my last post saying that, I urge you to STOP.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

As with sterilization, your permission is not required, dear.

What are you talking about? I would have to sign a consent form to be sterilized.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

So at least you were able to get up off of your throne of naked altar boys long enough to survey your fellow pedophiles and fabricate come up with these numbers.

That shows initiative.

Again, I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!

Only 4% are...I'm one of the 96% who aren't. And whoever doctored my last post saying that, I urge you to STOP.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

Brother TemperTantrum, no matter how your "vote" comes out, the fact remains that you do not have the right to touch me without my permission, much less beat me. Secular law says so, and I think that if Ieshua were alive today, he would agree.

No, if Jesus were in HUMAN form instead of dwelling in Heaven with His two other faces, God and the Holy Spirit, He would say that Brother Temperance has the right to beat you with your father's or your husband's permission.

I imagine that your husband would be very easy to sway to Brother Temperance's way of thinking, especially now that he's been released by Landover security personnel from that cage you had him in.

Incidentally, Miss Lumpy, Andrew Watkins' parents might be interested in acquiring that cage. How much do you want for it?

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

Father,

Why would anybod doctor your posts, pervert? Especially when you know it's true that ALL REPEAT ALL priests are pedophiles. This has been proven by all sectors of society. No True Christian(tm) would stoop to such tactics as lying and doctoring, so go bugger your choirboys like the perv you are.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

Again, I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!

Only 4% are...I'm one of the 96% who aren't. And whoever doctored my last post saying that, I urge you to STOP.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

What are you talking about? I would have to sign a consent form to be sterilized.

Oh, how I long for the good old days! But this will do:

4. Even if satisfactory informed consent cannot be provided by the patient, all efforts must be made to communicate the procedure and intent of the planned intervention to the patient; estimations of the patient's ability to comprehend and participate in the decision-making process should be done by personnel who are familiar with the individual patient [...]

... "personnel" being Landover Baptists, seeing as we know you better than you know yourself ...

[...] and who are experienced in communication with persons with diminished mental capacity.

... and because of your contributions to this forum, we now have such experience. Thank you for enriching our lives so.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

Oh, how I long for the good old days! But this will do:


... "personnel" being Landover Baptists, seeing as we know you better than you know yourself ...


... and because of your contributions to this forum, we now have such experience. Thank you for enriching our lives so.

As if I would ever allow any of you power of attorney over my medical decisions.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

As if I would ever allow any of you power of attorney over my medical decisions.

My dear, power of attorney?

You simply have to be committed (involuntarily) and remanded to Landover's psychiatric facility.

Silly Lumpy.

Now, about that cage . . . I may want to use it as a trap. Where can I pick it up?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

No, if Jesus were in HUMAN form instead of dwelling in Heaven with His two other faces, God and the Holy Spirit, He would say that Brother Temperance has the right to beat you with your father's or your husband's permission.

I imagine that your husband would be very easy to sway to Brother Temperance's way of thinking, especially now that he's been released by Landover security personnel from that cage you had him in.

Incidentally, Miss Lumpy, Andrew Watkins' parents might be interested in acquiring that cage. How much do you want for it?

My husband would never strike or otherwise harm me - he loves me. And I don't know who this man is that you supposedly liberated from a cage, but I can assure you that the only being kept in a cage at my house is the parakeet.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

I can assure you that the only being kept in a cage at my house is the parakeet.

Do you have a letter from God giving you permission to cage one of His creations'?

A lot of His work went into the Ark you know.

God only knows why a pervert like yourself would feel the need to cage God's Little Birdy™.

Explain it to Him as He casts you into the fiery pit of your eternity.

[Cheshire]

Re: Do I have the right to beat Lumpy senseless?

She probably uses it for fornicating reasons, the filthy harlot. The poor little thing.. I say that we should send a squad to rescue it(and whatever else she keeps..) and put her in a cage, and rehabilitate her.