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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #1

    UNLIKELY TO BE SAVED (a photo and caption thread)

    "OUchy the Clown"




    Reason for this thread: to save your breath

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    I have. Ladies, avert thine eyes from the perversions within this link! This is the tip of the iceberg:



    I have tried oh-so-hard to witness to Clown. We've met several times as I've worked tirelessly to bring him to Jesus, but each time I think he's close, something breaks our concentration.

    Not being a quitter, I have another session scheduled with Clown this coming weekend. Rather than behind the bus stop, I'm taking him to a private Conversion Chamber where we can be free from distractions. I can only pray that this time, our glorious goal will come to fruition!
  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #2
    Re: UNLIKELY TO BE SAVED #2

    ANY Teletubby or ANY of the Wiggles or ANY of the Sesame Street actors




    this is a photo and caption (caption optional thread)


    NO hand wringing, please. We know these are worthless people, period.

    Let's be sure that all their faces are known to all.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: UNLIKELY TO BE SAVED (a photo and caption thread)


      Hellary Cliton and her secret nigra lezbean lover are certainly beyond God's Grace.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • hellion
        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
        • Nov 2006
        • 564

        #4
        Re: UNLIKELY TO BE SAVED (a photo and caption thread)

        Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
        "OUchy the Clown"




        Reason for this thread: to save your breath
        You're not talking about my Clown are you?
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

        Moderatio est Figmentum

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #5
          Re: UNLIKELY TO BE SAVED (a photo and caption thread)


          This truly is the epitome of the anti-Christ.
          Negro? Check!
          Negro who isn't hung like a horse (by his own admission in this picture) as GOD commanded? Check!
          Mooslime? Check!
          Hillary supporter? Check!


          certainly we won't be seeing this *ahem* gentleman in Heaven!
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • Brother Love
            Yes, THAT Brother Love!
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 403

            #6
            Re: UNLIKELY TO BE SAVED (a photo and caption thread)

            The guys middle name is Hussein by the way! He IS a mudslum and he's going to run for President in 2008. I'm speaking of Obama of course. And notice his last name Obama? Sounds like OSAMA!!
            Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

            "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


            "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329

              #7
              Re: UNLIKELY TO BE SAVED (a photo and caption thread)

              Some call her Jocelyn Elders, but we call her "The M Lady" and I know there are at least a few of you folks who remember this gal tried to teach ma&turbation (forgive me Jesus, especially so close to your birthday) to every child in America.

              PS She makes a good clown too, even without makeup!
              Attached Files
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • Mrs. Rogers
                compassion personified
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2692

                #8
                Re: UNLIKELY TO BE SAVED (a photo and caption thread)

                The NZ prime minister/feminazi Helen Clark is most unlikely to be saved; here she performs a native headbutting technique, also known as a 'hongi' (that's her on the right, by the way).



                And the revisionist who cobbled together this hateful picture has, I am certain, already been smited by God Himself - and therefore Salvation isn't possible.
                True Christians are Perfect!

                Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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