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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #31
    Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

    My guilty pleasure is plunking coons from the back portico of my estate. Sometimes I sit up there and shoot my servants and their pickanninnies with my pellet guns. I'm thinking of buying a few more too...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Witch Hammer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 1717
        #32
        Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

        I don't want to put too fine a point on this one, for reasons that would be obvious if anyone, other than Jesus, knew what I was talking about...but I'll just say that it is in an oblong box perforated with air holes in an undisclosed location on the Hammer Family Compound.

        Feels great to get that off my chest!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748
            #33
            Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

            I have to admit to spending the afternoon, recently, wandering around town spotting expired registration tags on license plates. There were cars on blocks with flat tires, ON THE STREET, that hadn't been moved or registered since at least last year. At least one car didn't even have a registration sticker. They probably used it on another car.

            I gave the list to a patrol officer. He said, "we'll look into it, sir." "Well I hope so, those people are STEALING from you and me by not paying their fees."
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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