Your Guilty Pleasure?

[Witch Hammer]

Mine: STRYPER



These ladies really know how to rock it for Christ! I know they should be at home tending to their husbands' every desire, and wearing modest dresses made of sack cloth instead of scandalous spandex unitards, but I can't help but Praise The Lord for these precious little song birds!

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Hello Witch Hammer.

My guilty pleasure is I like to eat sardines straight out of the tin with my fingers when I am reading my Bible but sometimes the soybean oil gets on the pages and then my Post-It Notes fall off and then I can not find my favorite Bible verses also my Bible does not smell very nice.

Pastor Ezekiel said Boy I will personally have my assistant send you a water-proof and stain-proof and oil-resistant Bible when your updated Last Will and Testament is forwarded to me I am not his son I am much older his boots are made of dolphin skin.

Thank you.

Rusty

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Hello Witch Hammer.

My guilty pleasure is I like to eat sardines straight out of the tin with my fingers when I am reading my Bible but sometimes the soybean oil gets on the pages and then my Post-It Notes fall off and then I can not find my favorite Bible verses also my Bible does not smell very nice.

Pastor Ezekiel said Boy I will personally have my assistant send you a water-proof and stain-proof and oil-resistant Bible when your updated Last Will and Testament is forwarded to me I am not his son I am much older his boots are made of dolphin skin.

Thank you.

Rusty

Hey Rusty, you should try gefilte fish. Not from a can, though - they're nasty. They will not turn you into a Jew so don't worry. Maybe you can have the lady that cleans your house go to the store and get you some. Does she like sardines, too? I am going to send you a box of post-it notes and five tins of sardines. Enjoy, my friend.

COME Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry

[Basilissa]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

I am going to send you a box of post-it notes and five tins of sardines. Enjoy, my friend.

At first, I've read "five tons of sardines," and I was overjoyed with your Christian love, Brother Larry. Five tins is still a nice gesture (small gesture, but a nice gesture), I'm sure Brother Rusty will appreciate it.

[Preacher1]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Mine; Pipe dreaming of getting married.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Mine; Pipe dreaming of getting married.

What are you saying?!? Yap, yap, yap! Aren't you against marriage and ugh! You utterly Jesus-rejecting, fake Christians just baffle me with your logic, or lack of it, and it's clear that if you were filled with the Lord, you'd be an intelligent poster on these forums.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

My guilty pleasure? Snacks!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

I have many Bibles, KJV obviously. I must confess that I sometimes read this edition that has pink covers...



Psalms 44:15 My confusion is continually before me, and the shame of my face hath covered me.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Straight 4 His Love]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Mine: STRYPER



These ladies really know how to rock it for Christ! I know they should be at home tending to their husbands' every desire, and wearing modest dresses made of sack cloth instead of scandalous spandex unitards, but I can't help but Praise The Lord for these precious little song birds!

You know, I have to say, even I find those girls pretty cute. I think my therapy is beginning to pay dividends! Maybe there's hope for me yet!

[BecauseIPolack (On Moderation)]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

My guilty pleasure.

Since masturbation is a the hot spot, i'd say masturbation to women beauty is my guilty pleasure, i know it's so gross to masturbate to females but i just can't help it, i am just a man afterall right?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

My guilty pleasure.

Since masturbation is a the hot spot, i'd say masturbation to women beauty is my guilty pleasure, i know it's so gross to masturbate to females but i just can't help it, i am just a man afterall right?

You're not a man, you're a homosexual. Just because it's your own ding-dong you're playing with doesn't make it any less queer.

[BecauseIPolack (On Moderation)]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Ye, i am man while having a relationship with a male, that's so true man, i understand you're jealous because you are still a young boy but there will be time you will become a full time man who is gonna know the taste of a man.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Ye, i am man while having a relationship with a male, that's so true man, i understand you're jealous because you are still a young boy but there will be time you will become a full time man who is gonna know the taste of a man.

Your curses won't work on a True Christian™ man, dear. He's protected by the Sweet Blood of Christ. You might think of it like being wrapped in Spiritual Bubble Wrap, protected against any bump, or grind, or curse.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

...but there will be time you will become a full time man who is gonna know the taste of a man.

Hey, clueless, look at the medals beside Mr. Smyth's avatar.

They don't give this out to just anyone.