[BecauseIPolack (On Moderation)]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Excuse me, that man over there was a former gay? Maybe i am mistaken? Oh well i guess we got a problem over here .

Haha funny thing actually that explains that sudden "you are homosexual " outburst, guilt is a killer, i got called a homo by someone who slurped at men's butts, nice.

Ah, just before i forget to type it down, please i don't wish to hear that you don't want that ding dong anymore, because we both know you simply can't change your brain fuctioning.

[Des]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

because we both know you simply can't change your brain fuctioning.

You couldn't be more wrong. You see, I am four fifths through a PHD in Ethical Christian Psychology, and I studied these things called paraphilias.

In layman terms, a paraphilia is a sexual perversion. Various fetishes are paraphilias, and it includes such abnormal insults to God as wearing latex, beastiality, and homerism.

These paraphilias can be acquired through repetitive behavior in association with sexual stimulus. A person can literally make oneself (or someone else) pick up a paraphilia by doing it repeatedly. In essence then, homersexuality is an acquired perversion, just as we knew all along.

[BecauseIPolack (On Moderation)]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

That's interesting, i am guessing you are very smart person.

But if we follow such logic, that means either Smyths friends or he himself repeatedly tried the ding dong thing?

See, fetishes are small details, we all have them but the thing is sexual orientation is the main thing, it's the bigger picture. Paraphilias doesn't cause homosexuality, it's just some weird-ass fetishes people have.

We should ask Smyth about that factor actually, at what age he felt sexually attracted by men, he will for sure say: since he remembers, he was born that way.

Follow sience. This is one of the basic videos ever, watch this:

***removed video link containing unnatural pornography***

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

That's interesting, i am guessing you are very smart person.

But if we follow such logic, that means either Smyths friends or he himself repeatedly tried the ding dong thing?

See, fetishes are small details, we all have them but the thing is sexual orientation is the main thing, it's the bigger picture. Paraphilias doesn't cause homosexuality, it's just some weird-ass fetishes people have.

We should ask Smyth about that factor actually, at what age he felt sexually attracted by men, he will for sure say: since he remembers, he was born that way.

Follow sience. This is one of the basic videos ever, watch this:

***removed video link containing unnatural pornography***

Why, you sound like the most intelligent man on the planet! Let's all bow down and worship his weiner, for he is the greatest thing ever! (said no one ever!)

You sound like a hell-bound sinner! But look, not all is lost, for our dear sweet Jesus is willing to take in even people like you, and make them as spotless and godly as myself and even more godly than me, my master, head of house, and husband!

Also, please be careful with your language, young man! There are children on these forums, trying to learn more about the good Lord, and you are spouting off your garbage and foul language. If you were my son, I'd wash your mouth with the strongest soap and bleach possible, and then I'd give you to my strong capable husband to teach you a lesson, that I as a feeble woman, cannot give! He'd be able to beat/pray the gay out of you, for he is a pastor, and we can do all things through Christ. Philippians 4:13

If you think homosexuality is good, it leads to hell. Heaven is just so much better, I mean I just can't wait to be sitting at the Lord's feet, listening to Him. He is such a kind master. Matthew 11:28

I'm praying for your poor tortured soul! Repent and come to Jesus! He will forgive you if you truly repent and will teach you how to obey and come with Him to Heaven!

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[HateTheSin]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Mine: STRYPER



These ladies really know how to rock it for Christ! I know they should be at home tending to their husbands' every desire, and wearing modest dresses made of sack cloth instead of scandalous spandex unitards, but I can't help but Praise The Lord for these precious little song birds!

Wow, I've never met anyone who's as big of a Stryper fan as I am. Pleasure to meet you, Witch Hammer.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Wow, I've never met anyone who's as big of a Stryper fan as I am. Pleasure to meet you, Witch Hammer.

What is posted in this thread stays in this thread, understood?

[HateTheSin]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

What is posted in this thread stays in this thread, understood?

Understood!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Mine: STRYPER

Looking at the expressions on their faces, I'd say they're disgusted and saddened that their manager has insisted that they be photographed like that. But they resolutely soldier on, knowing that that's just how it goes in America's sin-soaked culture these days.

Second from the left seems to have already gotten used to it, and knows to modestly cover her shame.

[BecauseIPolack (On Moderation)]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Hello admins, may i know why i got called homosexual? Some of you actually read? I mean i posted my thoughts about homos and i think it's disgusting and should be eliminated, yet you call me gay, srs? Masturbating to females is gay now? Something new

[Basilissa]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Hello admins, may i know why i got called homosexual? Some of you actually read? I mean i posted my thoughts about homos and i think it's disgusting and should be eliminated, yet you call me gay, srs? Masturbating to females is gay now? Something new

Dr. Niles () can explain this waaaay better than I, but basically, your irrational* hate towards homosexuals tells us that you are a closeted homosexual yourself.

Now, don't be afraid to admit the truth - we will not hate you for being a sinner. God is the one who already hates your for it (Leviticus 18:22). However, from our point of view, accepting your sin would be the first step to recovery, and our congregation opens its gates for ex-gays! Really, some of my best friends are ex-gays!

I will pray for you, sweetie!




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* Because it is not Bible based.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Dr. Niles () can explain this waaaay better than I, but basically, your irrational* hate towards homosexuals tells us that you are a closeted homosexual yourself.

Now, don't be afraid to admit the truth - we will not hate you for being a sinner. God is the one who already hates your for it (Leviticus 18:22). However, from our point of view, accepting your sin would be the first step to recovery, and our congregation opens its gates for ex-gays! Really, some of my best friends are ex-gays!

I will pray for you, sweetie!

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* Because it is not Bible based.

Very true, good sister. Studies show that up to 100% (or more) or people who protest their homersexuality are in the bracket of being at least 70% gay and 90% of the time this is true every time.

Facts don't lie.

But do not dispair for this young man. He has very progresive views on retaliatory rape for his enemies. Who but someone with a deep down appreaciation for the True Christian™ would advocate the rape of young women as punishment for his enemies?

I have high hopes for this one.

YIC

[BecauseIPolack (On Moderation)]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Dr Laurence Niles - Is there still hope for me?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Dr Laurence Niles - Is there still hope for me?

Polack, by no means, am I as wise as the good Dr. Niles, but I know there is still hope for you. Why? Because no matter the sin, one sin, which you have sinned at least once, makes us a sinner! A sinner who is bound for hell! "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." James 2:10 However, Jesus is willing to forgive you of sin, which is a heavy yoke. "Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest." Matthew 11:28. See also, He is willing to forgive even what you consider your worst sin! "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin." 1 John 1:7 However, remember once you repent, and turn to Jesus, you got to keep up the perfect behavior, by reading the KJV Bible and obeying all of it, even the nitty-gritty parts of it! Once again, see James 2:10. I'm praying for you!

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

Hello admins, may i know why i got called homosexual? Some of you actually read? I mean i posted my thoughts about homos and i think it's disgusting and should be eliminated, yet you call me gay, srs? Masturbating to females is gay now? Something new

All True Christians(tm) know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL! Which is YOU.

[Des]

Re: Your Guilty Pleasure?

The impious homerphobe-lacking a God given moral compass-is a latent homersexual in denial. His rebellion against homerism is a rebellion against his own face in the mirror. This in truth is a reflection of his self loathing at rejecting God. When the homerphobe engages in a fag bash, he is metaphorically attempting to bash the homer out of himself and knock God back in.

Basic Psychology, really.