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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639
    #31
    Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

    Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
    If he was unhappy, he should have divorced her before going after other women.
    The Bible has an awful lot to say against divorce. On the other hand, if secular law were in line with God's Law, he could simply take on Monica as another wife or a concubine.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056
        #32
        Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

        Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
        I can read between the lines. You're trying to get me to leave my beloved wife of 47 years. You should be ashamed of yourself, hussy.

        You can do whatever you want as far as your wife is concerned, but don't you dare come anywhere near me.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Old Man Hatchet
            Super Moderator
            Beloved Church Elder
            World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2084
            #33
            Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

            Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
            You can do whatever you want as far as your wife is concerned, but don't you dare come anywhere near me.
            This is a family forum, you repugnant trollop. Your filthy double entendres have no place here.

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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056
                #34
                Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

                Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                This is a family forum, you repugnant trollop. Your filthy double entendres have no place here.

                No double entendre intended - stay away from me.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Ebenezer Wright
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 1021
                    #35
                    Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

                    Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                    No double entendre intended - stay away from me.
                    Don't worry Brother Hatchet you can come around my part of town anyday! I know your true goal is to discuss scripture and fellowship. You are nothing like these perverted trolls like to portray you.
                    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                      • Hitoshi
                        Professor of Engrish
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 446
                        #36
                        Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

                        Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                        This is a family forum, you repugnant trollop. Your filthy double entendres have no place here.
                        ENGLISH please

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #37
                            Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

                            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                            This is a family forum, you repugnant trollop. Your filthy double entendres have no place here.
                            Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                            ENGLISH please
                            I can translate for you, Hiroshu. what he said to that witch goes for you too:

                            You go away now! Go back Honk Conk! Shoo! Go eatee lice! Reave Chlistians arone! Scat! Shoo!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Abu Obama
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 20
                                #38
                                Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

                                Men should not shave anywhere but their head!!! In my country it is punishable, man without beard is full of shame. Manly man must have great beard and all his body should be covered in hair. Hairyness is manliness.


                                The prophet Mohammed sliced the heads off of young boys as soon as the first hair of their pubic region appeared and shoved their bodies in a ditch! Allah the merciful was with him as he executed the children..I mean men.
                                Men are meant to have hairy beards, armpits, bellys, groins, legs, feet they should be covered in hair just as women should be covered head to toe in dark cloth, even the eye holes should be mesh!!

                                If they are not virginal with their clitorises cut off they are worthless whores who should be buried to the chest with sand and stoned with small stones causing a painful death going to eternal hell through Allah the most merciful!!!
                                Tolerate me!!

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                                  • Bro Izzy
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 161
                                    #39
                                    Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

                                    Originally posted by Abu Obama View Post
                                    Men should not shave anywhere but their head!!! In my country it is punishable, man without beard is full of shame. Manly man must have great beard and all his body should be covered in hair. Hairyness is manliness.

                                    The difference is we wash also, And we use toilet paper not our fingers to wipe our behinds.
                                    Any one for a curry ?
                                    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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