[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

What bowel movements? Pastor Al, the bible never specifies that any such movements ever took place.
*snicker*

I think you need to read your Bible more (or have your husband read it to you) sinner.

3And he came to the sheepcotes by the way, where was a cave; and Saul went in to cover his feet: and David and his men remained in the sides of the cave.

As you see, this is clearly an innuendo for a rather monstrous, em, event. Likely they had been eating fruits and other such niceties along the way and it had begun to build up...... You know how it is, living in the wilderness, do you not?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

If it was talking about saul taking a whiz, that's one thing. But it never once implies that jesus ever had to use the bathroom. Heh, nice messiah you've chosen for yourself. Can't even take a leak!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

He just didn't have any demons to expel, as I wrote earlier (in another thread).

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

(Sigh) Sorry to bust your bubble, but the main components of urine are water, salts and urea (which is an organic compound of carbon, nitrogen, oxygen and hydrogen, with the formula CON2H4 or (NH2)2CO. ) No demons, I'm afraid.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

If it was talking about saul taking a whiz, that's one thing. But it never once implies that jesus ever had to use the bathroom. Heh, nice messiah you've chosen for yourself. Can't even take a leak!

Must you ALWAYS drag the discussion in these Godly threads down into the filth of your chosen lifestyle? You seem hellbent on bringing ANY conversation into your favorite subject: excrement.

(Sigh) Sorry to bust your bubble, but the main components of urine are water, salts and urea (which is an organic compound of carbon, nitrogen, oxygen and hydrogen, with the formula CON2H4 or (NH2)2CO. ) No demons, I'm afraid.

And do you really think that these ridiculous numbers and letters, this satanic code gibberish, is going to save your eternal soul? Jesus died (temporarily) for your sins, not some chemistry set. Your rantings and ravings become more pathetic by the day.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

(Sigh) Sorry to bust your bubble, but the main components of urine are water, salts and urea (which is an organic compound of carbon, nitrogen, oxygen and hydrogen, with the formula CON2H4 or (NH2)2CO. ) No demons, I'm afraid.

As much as I hate to cast my pearls among swine, I feel compelled by the Spirit to try to enlighten you.

These so-called "elements" you speak of are nothing but made-up gibberish posed by satanic pot smokers. We all know that there are four basic elements, earth, air, water and fire. (Some claim that there is a "quintessential" element, but that is their way of explaining away God). As a life-long scientician, I can assure you that these so-called chemical formulas have no bearing on reality. Whatsoever. None. At. All. It is a facade of the intellectual elitists of MessyChewsitts to try to prove that there is no God in their modern-day "Tower of Babel". Remember this: GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED. You can't explain away the mystery and awesomeness of His Power through gibberish like that!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Must you ALWAYS drag the discussion in these Godly threads down into the filth of your chosen lifestyle? You seem hellbent on bringing ANY conversation into your favorite subject: excrement.

Sweet merciful crawdads, my favorite subject is NOT excrement! It just seems to come up in posts through NO FAULT OF MINE! the last time it was someone else who started the whole pooping thread, I just replied to it. In this case I was simply bringing up a valid point which happened to involve it. Now I don't know what kinda freaky things you and BTB are involved in, Zeke, but stop projecting those urges onto me!

And do you really think that these ridiculous numbers and letters, this satanic code gibberish, is going to save your eternal soul? Jesus died (temporarily) for your sins, not some chemistry set. Your rantings and ravings become more pathetic by the day.

It's called basic chemistry. And I was just trying to prove the point that urine is composed of basic chemicals, salt and water, hardly demons. Sheesh.