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  • Uncle Crow
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    • Aug 2008
    • 25

    #1

    I am a negroe.

    I go to a school where the majority of students are black (myself included) and I hate everything about the culture forced upon me!! The sagged pants, the tasteless cRAP, EVERYTHING!! I've been lurking around here a while and I saw the term "Ex-negroe" How do I go about becoming one of these? I'll admit I don't go to church often, but I'm willing to do what it takes

    Regards,
    Crid
    On my way to becoming an ex-Negro!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: I am a negroe.

    Praise the lord!! This is the power that Jesus has over the internets! You are blessed, son, that you found your way to our humble Church. Salvation and Godly whiteness await you! It might take some effort and study on your part, but Jesus denies no man who is sincere in his belief.

    You're welcome to check some books out of the library, but we require a deposit to make sure that we get them back. Can you read them at home, please?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Uncle Crow
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2008
      • 25

      #3
      Re: I am a negroe.

      I understand the suspicions.. Can you show me to some recommended reading?
      On my way to becoming an ex-Negro!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: I am a negroe.

        Originally posted by cridreat View Post
        I go to a school where the majority of students are black (myself included) and I hate everything about the culture forced upon me!! The sagged pants, the tasteless cRAP, EVERYTHING!! I've been lurking around here a while and I saw the term "Ex-negroe" How do I go about becoming one of these? I'll admit I don't go to church often, but I'm willing to do what it takes

        Regards,
        Crid
        Well first of all, you'll need to refrain from using those cusswords you nigras like so much. I realize that you may not understand the difference between normal American and porch monkey ebonics filth, so I'll help you along by issuing you infractions for each swearword you post, okay boy?

        The thread you need to find is right HERE, Brother Remy's Ex-negro ministry.

        Good luck, Sambo.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22895

          #5
          Re: I am a negroe.

          Originally posted by cridreat View Post
          I understand the suspicions.. Can you show me to some recommended reading?
          Yes, any good dictionary, "Negro" does not have a final "e"

          When you've finished that start on KJV1611. Pay particular attention to bit concerning Ethiopians, them's the nigras of the Bible.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Uncle Crow
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2008
            • 25

            #6
            Re: I am a negroe.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Well first of all, you'll need to refrain from using those cusswords you nigras like so much. I realize that you may not understand the difference between normal American and porch monkey ebonics filth, so I'll help you along by issuing you infractions for each swearword you post, okay boy?

            The thread you need to find is right HERE, Brother Remy's Ex-negroe ministry.

            Good luck, Sambo.

            Thank you sir, I hope I can become just like you
            On my way to becoming an ex-Negro!

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            • TrueBeliever9001
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Aug 2008
              • 1

              #7
              Re: I am a negroe.

              Originally posted by cruddy View Post
              Thank you sir, I hope I can become just like you
              I'm sorry, but you can never be a pure white male.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22895

                #8
                Re: I am a negroe.

                Originally posted by TrueBeliever9001 View Post
                I'm sorry, but you can never be a pure white male.
                We're looking for a transition to an ex-negro here, no more, no less.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #9
                  Re: I am a negroe.

                  You will have to overcome your urge to steal pies cooling on the windowsill. Do you think you are able, Uncle Tom?
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                  • Mr. Jingles
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                    • Aug 2007
                    • 574

                    #10
                    Re: I am a negroe.

                    Originally posted by cruddy View Post
                    I go to a school where the majority of students are black (myself included) and I hate everything about the culture forced upon me!! The sagged pants, the tasteless cRAP, EVERYTHING!! I've been lurking around here a while and I saw the term "Ex-negroe" How do I go about becoming one of these? I'll admit I don't go to church often, but I'm willing to do what it takes

                    Regards,
                    Crid
                    How long have you been a negro? There are medical treatments for it these days; you might look into it.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: I am a negroe.

                      Originally posted by TrueBeliever9001 View Post
                      I'm sorry, but you can never be a pure white male.
                      . . . and you are?

                      Oh, yes. Unsaved Trash.

                      Who are YOU to question the Power of the Almighty?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: I am a negroe.

                        Originally posted by cruddy View Post
                        I go to a school where the majority of students are black (myself included) and I hate everything about the culture forced upon me!! The sagged pants, the tasteless cRAP, EVERYTHING!! I've been lurking around here a while and I saw the term "Ex-negroe" How do I go about becoming one of these? I'll admit I don't go to church often, but I'm willing to do what it takes

                        Regards,
                        Crid
                        Friend, I admire your honesty. It takes a lot of courage to admit to being a negro, but it's the first step towards solving your problem.


                        I'm also pretty sure that at least one of the other steps along the way involves shining my shoes.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Uncle Crow
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                          • Aug 2008
                          • 25

                          #13
                          Re: I am a negroe.

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Friend, I admire your honesty. It takes a lot of courage to admit to being a negro, but it's the first step towards solving your problem.


                          I'm also pretty sure that at least one of the other steps along the way involves shining my shoes.

                          Believe me sir, I do my fair share of shoe-shining.
                          On my way to becoming an ex-Negro!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: I am a negroe.

                            So, are you a college student or a shoe shiner?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Uncle Crow
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                              • Aug 2008
                              • 25

                              #15
                              Re: I am a negroe.

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              So, are you a college student or a shoe shiner?
                              Sir, I am in vocational school.
                              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 08-14-2008, 10:31 PM. Reason: typo fixed
                              On my way to becoming an ex-Negro!

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