What are your views on Christian-Athiests ???

[Captain_Asshat]

A friend of mine is a Christian Athiest. He believe in Jesus, but thinks God don't exist. He told me Jesus was born cause of all the Mediclorians or something, and that Jesus IS God. When I asked him "Hey, asshat, who made the World then??" He told me Jesus did it. He flew back in time in his time-travelling Delorian or something, and he created everything! Jesus is some dude!

Does my friend go to Heaven for believing an accepting Jesus, even tho' he don't believe it God? I'm confused??

Also, can someone pleas anwer my other question about fast-food franchises in Heaven? Do you think they have a McDs, KFC or BurgerKing there?? Or even a Wendys?

[Sister Rebecca]

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There is no such thing and both you and your dipshit diesel dyke wanna be boyfriend are going to burn in Hell.
No, there are no fast-food places in Heaven. God doesn't want a fat nasty slob like you in his paradise. Your body is supposed to be your temple and you have royally screwed yours up, lard-butt. Get on a diet, get on a treadmill, and get right with God before it is too late! Oh, and click on paypal and make a Godly tithe to LBC.

1Cr 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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What's in Heaven is a moot point for you unless you do some serious repenting.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Let me give you an idea ChuckieCheeseAsshat: Imagine a chocolate cake (now that wasn’t hard was it?)

Imagine you have to make one (OK, that’s hard because your mom does that – but bear with me) Mrs Bathfire informs me that the ingredients are basically flour, eggs and chocolate.

Now let us look at God (well, don’t do that or apparently you die, but just imagine the idea of God)
He is the God The Father (The Creator), God The Son (Jesus) and God The Holy Spirit.

You see, God is like a chocolate cake – you have the idea of a chocolate cake but often people don't think of the ingredients.

Your friend imagines a chocolate cake is made entirely of flour or eggs or chocolate without any other ingredients – even you would not eat that. (Well, I assume you wouldn’t.)

Likewise you would not swallow the idea that God was Jesus alone – this is the mistake your friend is making.

Your friend is damned and will suffer the fires and torments of everlasting Hell with satan and his minions probing his every orifice. Mention this in conversation sometime, I’m sure he will be grateful.

[Captain_Asshat]

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Likewise you would not swallow the idea that God was Jesus alone – this is the mistake your friend is making.

But doesnt it say in the Bible no man can get into Heaven unless it thro' Jesus? An that you hav to accept Jesus to have a chance?? That means God don't have a say in it, cos only baby Jesus gets to choose who he like best??

I believe in them all (Jesus, God and that Ghost guy) anyways, so am all rite. Can't wait ta get to Heaven an grab me some of that Chocolate cake ya all talking about! Sweeeeet!

[Captain_Asshat]

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1Cr 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

Sweetheart, my body is ALL temple! Ya better believe it.

Jus look at that "Bat outta Hell" dude Meatbread. He's as fat as a truck, an he still get all the honeyz! Sweeeeeet!

[Sister Rebecca]

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Dumb slob. It isn't about getting "honeyz". It is about getting Saved and getting Right with the LORD!!! And the Lord does NOT want fat retards like you in His Righteous Kingdom.
Amen.

[Bama_Girl]

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While I really think this guy is just a homo trying to play like he is a "believer", that is still no way to talk about/to him. Why do you have to be so darned mean all the time?
Chunky Monkey, your friend is slightly warped. I agree (~shudder~) with them only in that there cannot be a "christian atheist". Atheism is the complete lack of religion, be it buddhism, taoism, wiccan, druidism, christianity, islam, judaism, etc. If your friend believes in a higher power of any kind then he is not an atheist.

[JennyD]

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See, Captain Assfat? Even the other Unsaved Trash disagree with you.

[Brother Temperance]

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A friend of mine is a Christian Athiest. He believe in Jesus, but thinks God don't exist. He told me Jesus was born cause of all the Mediclorians or something, and that Jesus IS God. When I asked him "Hey, asshat, who made the World then??" He told me Jesus did it. He flew back in time in his time-travelling Delorian or something, and he created everything! Jesus is some dude!

Does my friend go to Heaven for believing an accepting Jesus, even tho' he don't believe it God? I'm confused??

If God doesn't exist, who got Mary pregnant? It can't have been Jesus, that'd be absurd and a bit wrong.

[Sister Rebecca]

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If God doesn't exist, who got Mary pregnant? It can't have been Jesus, that'd be absurd and a bit wrong.

That is a disturbing thought there Brother T.
Now I must go pray for forgiveness for having such vile thoughts!

[VictoryOS]

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Every time I see the title of this thread I laugh a little. It's like saying, "What are your views on the color black-white?"