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  • zerimar
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 2

    #1

    Prayer

    I have been reading your forum for a while now and I think I need prayer. I think @ 99% of what I have been reading is Crap. Can anyone help?
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3330

    #2
    Re: Prayer

    My friend, nothing works as good as prayer and we fully believe in the power of the Lord Jesus Christ to change the planet for the better by smiting Islam, destroying heresy and delivering the faithful unto His glory at the Rapture.
    Everything else is just a means to an end.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • zerimar
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2008
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Prayer

      I am not unsaved trash. And why would I be under investigation for simply asking a question?

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3330

        #4
        Re: Prayer

        Because as far as we know you are a Satanist sent from the Obama campaign to malign and spy on us.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22897

          #5
          Re: Prayer

          Originally posted by zerimar View Post
          I have been reading your forum for a while now and I think I need prayer. I think @ 99% of what I have been reading is Crap. Can anyone help?
          Are you saying that 99% of Landover is Crap?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #6
            Re: Prayer

            Brother Bathfire I think that is exactly what it is implying. We try to save unsaved trash and bring the Love of Christ© to them and all they do is whine.

            YIC


            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Are you saying that 99% of Landover is Crap?


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Prayer

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              Because as far as we know you are a Satanist sent from the Obama campaign to malign and spy on us.
              Right as usual Brother Marshall! Your powers of sniffing out infiltrators was finely tuned by Jesus in the jungles of (edited by the DOF--National security).

              That boy was in fact from the enemy camp of Obsama. He's been banned several times before, but thanks to the power of the Holy Ghost coursing through your veins, he's been stopped once again! GLORY!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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