About Marital Rape.

[Jean Poole]

Now, as we all know, Marital Rape is a very serious topic. There is a victim and a perpetrator. It is a dreadful crime.

When you refuse your husband his marital rights, you are committing a crime, Ladies! You swore to honor and OBEY him! Even if you didn't, you still have to: Ephesians 5:24 Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. If he asks you to minister to him, what right do you have to refuse? Well, I say there is too much talk of "rights" these days. What we need is more responsibility. Women need to make themselves responsible for their husband's godly needs. By not doing what you vowed to do, you are abusing your husband, Ladies!

So next time you lie to Baby Jesus and pretend you have a headache, and your husband requires his rights of you, you just think about what a terrible thing you did. Then apologize to your husband for forcing his hand, and pray to Jesus that he forgive you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: About Marital Rape.

Now, as we all know, Marital Rape is a very serious topic. There is a victim and a perpetrator. It is a dreadful crime.

When you refuse your husband his marital rights, you are committing a crime, Ladies! You swore to honor and OBEY him! Even if you didn't, you still have to: Ephesians 5:24 Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. If he asks you to minister to him, what right do you have to refuse? Well, I say there is too much talk of "rights" these days. What we need is more responsibility. Women need to make themselves responsible for their husband's godly needs. By not doing what you vowed to do, you are abusing your husband, Ladies!

So next time you lie to Baby Jesus and pretend you have a headache, and your husband requires his rights of you, you just think about what a terrible thing you did. Then apologize to your husband for forcing his hand, and pray to Jesus that he forgive you.

If you didn't take a vow to obey, you are under no obligation to do so.

If you are not Christian, you are not bound by Biblical commands.

If one spouse is in the mood and the other isn't, the one who is *expletive deleted* should simply *expletive deleted*.

No rape victim should ever apologize to her rapist.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: About Marital Rape.

If you didn't take a vow to obey, you are under no obligation to do so.

In which case you are not married in the eyes of God and are therefore sinful fornicators.

Enjoy hell.

If you are not Christian, you are not bound by Biblical commands.

Wrong again. Every human being is bound by God's law. If you waste your God-given free will and reject His loving commandments, then you are condemning yourself to an eternity of damnation.

Enjoy hell.

If one spouse is in the mood and the other isn't, the one who is ***** should simply **********.

"Mood" has nothing to do with it. It is a wife's duty to produce as many future soldiers for Christ as possible, and her Godly Husband will decide when that event is to occur.

And encouraging others to sin by diddling themselves is about as low as a person can get in my humble opinion. Maybe that's how you get your jollies lady, but we Christians do not want to hear about it!

Enjoy hell.

No rape victim should ever apologize to her rapist.

All females should devote a large portion of their lives apologizing to Men (starting with Jesus!) in as many ways as possible. It is thanks to empty-headed fools like Eve that we are all in the mess we're in today!

Enjoy hell.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: About Marital Rape.

If you didn't take a vow to obey, you are under no obligation to do so.

This is poor advice; you have seen that it is a commandment from the Law of God and requires no vow. Furthermore, a woman cannot take a vow unto God, it has to be done through her father
Nu:30:4: And her father hear her vow, and her bond wherewith she hath bound her soul, and her father shall hold his peace at her: then all her vows shall stand, and every bond wherewith she hath bound her soul shall stand.
Nu:30:5: But if her father disallow her in the day that he heareth; not any of her vows, or of her bonds wherewith she hath bound her soul, shall stand: and the LORD shall forgive her, because her father disallowed her.

or husband.

Nu:30:6: And if she had at all an husband, when she vowed, or uttered ought out of her lips, wherewith she bound her soul;
Nu:30:7: And her husband heard it, and held his peace at her in the day that he heard it: then her vows shall stand, and her bonds wherewith she bound her soul shall stand.
Nu:30:8: But if her husband disallowed her on the day that he heard it; then he shall make her vow which she vowed, and that which she uttered with her lips, wherewith she bound her soul, of none effect: and the LORD shall forgive her.

Unless she is a widow

Nu:30:9: But every vow of a widow, and of her that is divorced, wherewith they have bound their souls, shall stand against her.

If you are not Christian, you are not bound by Biblical commands.

As this is the world’s most Christian Church, this is hardly an argument.

If one spouse is in the mood and the other isn't, the one who is intent upon going in unto should simply disgustingness deleted.

This is not a good idea, not only could you go blind but the LORD in His Mercy, may slay you.

Ge:38:7: And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.
Ge:38:8: And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
Ge:38:9: And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
Ge:38:10: And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

No rape victim should ever apologize to her rapist.

There would be no rape if Biblical Law were obeyed.

[VictoryOS]

Re: About Marital Rape.

If you didn't take a vow to obey, you are under no obligation to do so.

If you are not Christian, you are not bound by Biblical commands.

If one spouse is in the mood and the other isn't, the one who is *expletive deleted* should simply *expletive deleted*.

No rape victim should ever apologize to her rapist.

I've noticed that every time the conversation turns to genitalia, here comes Old Crotch Rot. Don't you have some baby bacon to fry, you miserable witch?

[Marshall]

Re: About Marital Rape.

A husband cannot rape his wife. It is impossible.

Most cases of so called "rape" can be attributed to lascivious behavior and suggestive clothing giving off the wrong signals.
However.
Sometimes it is punishment from God for a woman being overweight or wearing too much make up or not going to church or even for accepting a raise instead of letting the better man have it. You never know what is going to set Christ off so it is best to live a demure and chaiste existance until a man allows you to become his lucky bride, then serve him with all your being as Christ commands.

Jesus is serious business and women need to either go with His flow or get laid to waste in His wake.

[Off Base]

Re: About Marital Rape.

A husband cannot rape his wife. It is impossible.

Most cases of so called "rape" can be attributed to lascivious behavior and suggestive clothing giving off the wrong signals.

*BUZZ* WRONG!

Most women are raped while wearing just jeans and a t-shirt. Clothing giving off the wrong signals has nothing to do with it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: About Marital Rape.

*BUZZ* WRONG!

Most women are raped while wearing just jeans and a t-shirt. Clothing giving off the wrong signals has nothing to do with it.

Then they're asking for it. Why do you dress like a slut then expect Jesus won't punish you for it?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: About Marital Rape.

*BUZZ* WRONG!

Most women are raped while wearing just jeans and a t-shirt. Clothing giving off the wrong signals has nothing to do with it.

Of course jeans have something to do with it! Jeans are about as form-fitting as you can get. They outline the female physique more than enough to incite a nearby male (probably a negro) to a drooling rage. Such women are ASKING for it, and if they *weren't* raped, I'd be shocked. Sometimes a raping is what it takes to get a women to dress modestly--sad but true.

[Off Base]

Re: About Marital Rape.

Then they're asking for it. Why do you dress like a slut then expect Jesus won't punish you for it?

So, jeans and t-shirts are slut clothes?

Those girls, getting dressed up on a street corner trying to let guys know they just want sex have it all wrong, don't they? Instead of wearing skirts so short you can nearly see their pubic hair and tops so tight you wonder how they can breath, they should just wear jeans and a T-Shirt, huh?

Wait. That means I was dressing like a slut each and every day I went to high school, doesn't it? Here I thought that a tight, form fitting, breast revealing top would be much more enticing along with skirts which give guys much easier access to my "lady area" but I guess I was wrong, wasn't I?

Well, as I write this, I guess I'm safe because I'm just wearing underwear and my nightie tshirt (old boyfriends t-shirt; it's like three sizes to big for me to wear out but it's comfy to sleep in). Is this safe or do I need to worry about some creep climbing to the second floor where I live, peeking in my window and being so aroused that he just has to climb through the window and have his way with me?

[Marshall]

Re: About Marital Rape.

Jeans do show off the thighs and the upper groinial areas that make most minorities flip into "rape mode".
That's why Muslim women must remain covered in their tent dresses, the men can't control their urges if they see so much as an ankle.
Christians can be trusted, but why tempt? Just wear a long dress or stay home and let your husbands and fathers venture out.

[Marshall]

Re: About Marital Rape.

Well, as I write this, I guess I'm safe because I'm just wearing underwear and my nightie tshirt (old boyfriends t-shirt; it's like three sizes to big for me to wear out but it's comfy to sleep in).

Are you coming on to me or one of the other Brothers here?
Maybe one of the Sisters?
You are truly depraved.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: About Marital Rape.

Wait. That means I was dressing like a slut each and every day I went to high school, doesn't it?

There you go... you are finally getting it. Now you know why there are so many rapes on High School girls. And I'd say that in 99% of the cases, it is ALWAYS the girls fault.

[Bob4God]

Re: About Marital Rape.

Old Iron Crotch,

I cannot IMAGINE what kind of perverted relationship you have with your husband! If you actually ENCOURAGE him to abuse himself when you're too tired or have a "headache," you are encouraging him to rail against nature. You are BOTH going to hell, but your punishment will likely be worse seeing as you are a female and you have led him into depravity by refusing to receive him whenever he feels like it.

PROVERBS 31:10-31 describes what a wife SHOULD be to a man:

31:10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. 31:11 The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil. 31:12 She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life. 31:13 She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands. 31:14 She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar. 31:15 She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens. 31:16 She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard. 31:17 She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms. 31:18 She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night. 31:19 She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff. 31:20 She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy. 31:21 She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet. 31:22 She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple. 31:23 Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land. 31:24 She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant. 31:25 Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come. 31:26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness. 31:27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness. 31:28 Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her. 31:29 Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all. 31:30 Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised. 31:31 Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.

[SUV]

Re: About Marital Rape.

*BUZZ* WRONG!

Most women are raped while wearing just jeans and a t-shirt. Clothing giving off the wrong signals has nothing to do with it.

This sounds like a physical impossibility to begin with! Now if it were a smooth, sheer, silk, maybe.......

You un$avED just never, ever, get it, now do you?

GONG!!!