[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

*Dreamy sigh* Oh, Pastor, but you are a brave one! Did you ever get the tattoo removed?

No. It's still there.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

*Dreamy sigh* Oh, Pastor, but you are a brave one! Did you ever get the tattoo removed?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Lol! But what if it's something meaningful to you that you'll never regret?

Oh my! Where was the tattoo and what was it of?

I don't know. It's some Alaskan design. I was sitting in a remote village ummm... explaining Christianity to several young girls when a polar bear attacked. I reckon it weighed about six metric tonnes and stood a good fifteen feet tall.

Naturally, I outs with my .44 and blasted the creature halfway back to SATAN. Then I was suddenly even more popular than before and they gave me a bowl of oatmeal...or....something. When I woke up it was almost spring, I had been proclaimed High Mukluk and had this totem covering my left foot and ankle. It's supposed to tell the story about the day the White Claw came to the village to eat the children and what a hero I am. I got two totem rings around my ankle which is as many as you can get for valor.

I hope JESUS isn't offended.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Just in case anyone makes it to the end of this thread and is still unsure: NO! YOU SHOULD NOT GET A TATTOO. OK?!?!

Lol! But what if it's something meaningful to you that you'll never regret?

Sometimes you just wake up somewhere with one. It happened to Jimmy Buffett and it happened to me once in the wild northern tundra where I was trying to convert a wild tribe of blubbering Eskimos to JESUS.

Oh my! Where was the tattoo and what was it of?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Just in case anyone makes it to the end of this thread and is still unsure: NO! YOU SHOULD NOT GET A TATTOO. OK?!?!

Sometimes you just wake up somewhere with one. It happened to Jimmy Buffett and it happened to me once in the wild northern tundra where I was trying to convert a wild tribe of blubbering Eskimos to JESUS.

[Nobar King]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Just in case anyone makes it to the end of this thread and is still unsure: NO! YOU SHOULD NOT GET A TATTOO. OK?!?!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Pastor Zeke, even if it is one of your tasks, right now you're not MY christian pastor since I'm no member of LBC

There, I made you a member.

But maybe in a weird way, thanks for wanting to review if I have to proper appearance.
maybe this will help : I'm a natural blonde and have bright blue eyes
Isn't that enough already for a Christian wife ?

Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a Christian make, but they will go a long way twoards helping you find a proper True Christian(tm) husband.

The fact that you willingly put your demonic boyfriend ahead of your own selfhood is an important step. It means that you fully recognize your natural inferiority, as God made you.

If you want advice on how to be a good Christian wife, take a look at THIS.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

She's not from France she's from the second most vile country on the planet.

You on the other hand only need to worry about Satan peeling your "tats" from your body over and over again in hell.

You better get right with Jesus, forget the heroin, and pick up a KJV1611 !

So wait, this chick from France or whatever shows you her tat, she got a pierced navel and maybe nipples. So? Does the Bible say that tattoos are bad? And piercing too?

Damn, I've got my share of ink and piercings. So will Jesus now not care if I kick junk? I read in the Bible you told me to get that if I become saved, I get to go to Heaven. But do I have get rid of my tats? Piercings are no big deal, I'll just take them out.

[Lithium]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Don't do it Libra. Copies will end up being sold on eBay as a "fundraiser" for this so-called church.

If he wants to see how I look he'll have to ask God to help him find my public profile, I'm not sending anymore pictures.
I'm very happy that my fiance loves my looks and that's all I need

Pastor Zeke, even if it is one of your tasks, right now you're not MY christian pastor since I'm no member of LBC
But maybe in a weird way, thanks for wanting to review if I have to proper appearance.
maybe this will help : I'm a natural blonde and have bright blue eyes
Isn't that enough already for a Christian wife ?

[Original Gothster]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

So wait, this chick from France or whatever shows you her tat, she got a pierced navel and maybe nipples. So? Does the Bible say that tattoos are bad? And piercing too?

Damn, I've got my share of ink and piercings. So will Jesus now not care if I kick junk? I read in the Bible you told me to get that if I become saved, I get to go to Heaven. But do I have get rid of my tats? Piercings are no big deal, I'll just take them out.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Nonsense. There are reports all over the Internets of women breastfeeding with pierced nipples. Jesus doesn't approve of such degenerate behavior, but you still have the God-given free will to indulge in that perversion.



I get your point. What I need to share with you is that I am charged by God and trained by experts to view such material and decide whether or not it's sinful or not. I'm like a skilled doctor; You don't need to be modest around me. I've seen it all, believe you me. I've seen worse than anything you might have.

Women should not be "showing themselves" to anyone but their own husbands, and occasionally as need be, their own True Christian™ Pastors.

Just send me your photo (privately, of course) and I will pronounce you innocent of sin if you are innocent of said sin. Don't worry about being judged unrighteously.

Don't do it Libra. Copies will end up being sold on eBay as a "fundraiser" for this so-called church.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

I know I am an elderly lady and perhaps have a different perspective on all these new-fangled trends for the young and sinful, but I cannot for the life of me understand why the youth of today would want to have bits of metal stuck through them! In my day the closest we got was a boy getting a fishing hook through the lip from a poor casting by a friend down at the river. By Golly, he didn't just keep that hook stuck there forever more to look good! No sir, that hook was gone as quick as you can cry 'Heathen!' to a Jew! Perhaps the only permanent bits of metal that people got were braces after suffering from polio. It was one up on the iron lung, but we still laughed at those who had them and clomped along so slowly. Once Billy-Ray threw an apple core at one particularly slow clomper and knocked him clean off his feet into a patch of nettles. He thrashed around for a while before getting his balance and when he got up he had a rash in the most amazing shape. It was Jesus' face, mark my very words! As we realised this the retard shook himself off a little, gave a little hop and a skip and by golly if he didn't just run straight out the school gate to the hospital to get those braces removed! It was a miracle indeed. These are the things that led me to becoming a True Christian ™ to this very day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Pastor Zeke, I DON'T have pierced nipples, I'm not crazy how will I ever be able to nurse a baby with my nipples pierced ?

Nonsense. There are reports all over the Internets of women breastfeeding with pierced nipples. Jesus doesn't approve of such degenerate behavior, but you still have the God-given free will to indulge in that perversion.

And about all this photo stuff, I don't mind that people visit my public page but just a question here : You are good Christians as you mention often enough so now I'm asking is it "allowed" to look at a woman and approve her appearance since I've read a lot op comments that made me think a woman should not be showing herself.

(This question is bad formulated but I hope you get my point)

I get your point. What I need to share with you is that I am charged by God and trained by experts to view such material and decide whether or not it's sinful or not. I'm like a skilled doctor; You don't need to be modest around me. I've seen it all, believe you me. I've seen worse than anything you might have.

Women should not be "showing themselves" to anyone but their own husbands, and occasionally as need be, their own True Christian(tm) Pastors.

Just send me your photo (privately, of course) and I will pronounce you innocent of sin if you are innocent of said sin. Don't worry about being judged unrighteously.

[Lithium]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Pastor Zeke, I DON'T have pierced nipples, I'm not crazy how will I ever be able to nurse a baby with my nipples pierced ?

And about all this photo stuff, I don't mind that people visit my public page but just a question here : You are good christians as you mention often enough so now I'm asking is it "allowed" to look at a woman and approve her appearance since I've read a lot op comments that made me think a woman should not be showing herself.

(This question is bad formulated but I hope you get my point)

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Should I get a Tattoo?

Uh NO I'm not such a girl, and besides I have lack of self esteem so even if I would show of my body easily I wouldn't do it neither

Well if you email Pastor Ezekiel, I am sure that we can give you God's honest opinion (literally). I am sure your body is a fine work of art: if you take some pictures and send them along to Pastor Ezekiel, we can review them and give you an opinion that can replace your own