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  • Jean Poole
    Mother of 20
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 384

    #1

    How to deal with someone being "abused".

    True Christians™, I received the following telephone call from my sister Cindy-Lou a few days ago. My husband and brother-in-law say I dealt with it very well. Cindy is now trying to submit harder, although she still deserves a few beatings.

    C-L: Please, Jean, can I come stay with you in Freehold? I had three broken bones last time my husband beat me!

    Me: Cindy-Lou, you should be grateful he didn't beat you harder. Corinthians 1 11:7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. The woman is made FOR man. He can do what he wishes with your sinful self!

    C-L: But I'm scared!

    Me: There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love. Cindy-Lou, if you are frightened of your husband, you obviously don't love him perfectly, as you should!

    C-L: I do love him! But he hits me for no reason, and it frightens me.

    Me: No reason? He can sense your fear and hates you for it. He loves you, you don't frighten him! Why are you so unloving?

    C-L: But there must be more to it than that, Jean.

    Me: I'm sure there is. Do you SUBMIT enough? Do you do whatever he asks? Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. That means your husband is the BOSS of you. He can do what he likes, and he is not answerable to you.

    C-L: Please reconsider Jean. Let me stay with you.

    Me: No, and I will inform both our husbands that you have been speaking behind your DH's back. Goodbye, Cindy! I refuse to speak to you until you are a real True Christian™ wife.

    *END*

    Cindy says that due to my intervention, she has been submitting more than ever and has God truly on her side again! Her poor DH will never suffer her fear and wily distrust again.

    PRAISE
    God hates Seth Cochrane.
  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #2
    Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

    She should leave his sorry ass immediately and go to a battered women's shelter. From there, she should call the police and file assault and abttery charges against her low-life husband.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22895

      #3
      Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

      Why Sister Poole! Now I'm going to be real surprised if that situation didn't sort itself out almost instantly! You are a quick thinker, have appropriate verses on the tip of your tongue and all delivered in a True Christian manner.

      Tell me, have you ever considered offering such advice professionally to those who wish to write in? Shy ladies sometimes do not wish to discuss the most private of matters with a Pastor and a Pastor may himself be surprised to hear some of the "Ladies' matters". You could then publish all the lurid details sensitive matters for general advice (with the women suitably renamed e.g. Jezebel, Harlot, Witch of Endor, etc.)
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

        Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
        She should leave his sorry ass immediately and go to a battered women's shelter. From there, she should call the police and file assault and abttery charges against her low-life husband.
        Where's that in the Bible, witch?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Jean Poole
          Mother of 20
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 384

          #5
          Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Why Sister Poole! Now I'm going to be real surprised if that situation didn't sort itself out almost instantly! You are a quick thinker, have appropriate verses on the tip of your tongue and all delivered in a True Christian manner.

          Tell me, have you ever considered offering such advice professionally to those who wish to write in? Shy ladies sometimes do not wish to discuss the most private of matters with a Pastor and a Pastor may himself be surprised to hear some of the "Ladies' matters". You could then publish all the lurid details sensitive matters for general advice (with the women suitably renamed e.g. Jezebel, Harlot, Witch of Endor, etc.)
          I am honored, Mr. Bathfire! I'm not sure how to do such a thing, though. I am certain I could not give such marvellous advice as my dear friend Mrs. Betty Bowers.
          God hates Seth Cochrane.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22895

            #6
            Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

            Mrs Betty Bowers fills an entirely different role; her ministering is directed to the, how should I say, …spiritually higher. When she speaks, anyone who is anyone listens and acts. (Think of the initials GWB…)

            For your part, we are looking at the housewife, the betrothed young lady, the widow, the single yet hopeful young lady, the spinster of modest social rank. They are often the least likely to be able to think for themselves – as your family shows.

            A quiet word somewhere in private with a Pastor may help show the advantages and avoid any pratfalls.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Osambo 08
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2008
              • 671

              #7
              Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

              She was shrieking in pain ,and you had the audacity to slam the door at her face.I'm beginning to think that some of you are devoid of emotions and common sense.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

                Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                She was shrieking in pain ,and you had the audacity to slam the door at her face.I'm beginning to think that some of you are devoid of emotions and common sense.
                I've long thought that the unsaved trash who come to this discussion board to persecute us True Christians™ are devoid of spiritual discernment and Bible knowledge.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Osambo 08
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 671

                  #9
                  Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  I've long thought that the unsaved trash who come to this discussion board to persecute us True Christians™ are devoid of spiritual discernment and Bible knowledge.
                  I have spiritual discernment ,and I have all the time in the world to learn more about God's Word.The Bible says nothing about chastizing in such a heinous matter. .Be a good Samaritan..

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                  • christain-goth
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 102

                    #10
                    Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

                    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                    She should leave his sorry ass immediately and go to a battered women's shelter. From there, she should call the police and file assault and abttery charges against her low-life husband.
                    Totally agree, you don't show love for somebody by beating them.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #11
                      Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

                      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                      She was shrieking in pain ,and you had the audacity to slam the door at her face.I'm beginning to think that some of you are devoid of emotions and common sense.
                      She should have been beaten even harder for shrieking.

                      GOOD True Christian wives know better than to ever utter a sound. I never make a peep when Pastor Zeke backhands me. I usually know I have it coming.

                      That was wonderful advice you gave her Sister Jean. HE is surely very proud of you!
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                      • Osambo 08
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 671

                        #12
                        Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

                        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                        She should have been beaten even harder for shrieking.

                        GOOD True Christian wives know better than to ever utter a sound. I never make a peep when Pastor Zeke backhands me. I usually know I have it coming.

                        That was wonderful advice you gave her Sister Jean. HE is surely very proud of you!
                        Do you have any shred of respect for yourself?Stand up for your rights..you are playing a precarious game.

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #13
                          Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

                          Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                          Do you have any shred of respect for yourself?Stand up for your rights..you are playing a precarious game.
                          Why, of course I do!

                          When Pastor Zeke gives me a black eye or a bloody lip I am reminded of how much he loves me every time I see it in the mirror or wince from the pain.

                          He loves me sooooooo much! If he didn't love me he wouldn't beat me and keep me on the straight and narrow!

                          Pull your head outta your fanny Sambo. If you aren't beating the tar outta your tar baby wife, you don't love her and she will go to HELLI I'm glad Zeke doesn't want ME to go to HELL!
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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

                            Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                            I have spiritual discernment ,
                            Don't tell us; let us figure it out from your posts.

                            and I have all the time in the world to learn more about God's Word.
                            Then I suggest you get started.

                            The Bible says nothing about chastizing in such a heinous matter. .Be a good Samaritan..
                            Did you even read the verses that Sister Poole posted?

                            Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                            Do you have any shred of respect for yourself?Stand up for your rights..you are playing a precarious game.
                            It is you who are playing a precarious game with your eternal fate.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • Osambo 08
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 671

                              #15
                              Re: How to deal with someone being "abused".

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              Why, of course I do!

                              When Pastor Zeke gives me a black eye or a bloody lip I am reminded of how much he loves me every time I see it in the mirror or wince from the pain.

                              He loves me sooooooo much! If he didn't love me he wouldn't beat me and keep me on the straight and narrow!

                              Pull your head outta your fanny Sambo. If you aren't beating the tar outta your tar baby wife, you don't love her and she will go to HELLI I'm glad Zeke doesn't want ME to go to HELL!
                              Urm,that's called masochism and it's very sick and immoral.If he loves you,why doesn't he talk to you like an mature adult instead of wildly berating you.One day,you will have a hemorrhage and die in a pool of blood.Please,I would suggest to pack your bags and leave before your mental state exacerbates.Don't become brainsick like all of these people.

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