You know it's starting to get a little old standing out in the freezing river baptizing the unsaved; it's not like we're in the sunny middle east anymore. So, I'm shopping for some tips on the benefits of moving the operation indoors, plus these new models combine fire and water. Any advice?

Brrr! and when did you bathe last boy?
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This outdoor model sure looks nice:

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Or, maybe I should move it indoors:


Brrr! and when did you bathe last boy?
John answered, saying unto [them] all, I indeed baptize you with water; but one mightier than I cometh, the latchet of whose shoes I am not worthy to unloose: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost and with fire:
Whose fan [is] in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and will gather the wheat into his garner; but the chaff he will burn with fire unquenchable. (Luke 3:16-17)
Whose fan [is] in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and will gather the wheat into his garner; but the chaff he will burn with fire unquenchable. (Luke 3:16-17)
This outdoor model sure looks nice:

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Or, maybe I should move it indoors:

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
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