[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: HOW WILL WE RECOGNISE JESUS WHEN HE RETURNS ???

Ahhh... I see what you're saying, Brother M. No doubt about it, this will be no ordinary mouth-sword. I feel slightly embarassed now that I painted Christ's mouth-sword so small. To kill the sheer volumes of non-believers that the Bible tells us Jesus will slaughter with his mouth-sword, this sword must be SOME weapon.

Maybe this sword that can materialize out of his mouth when he wills it? Or maybe it shoots out like some sort of giant switch-blade? Maybe this sword can grow to the length of an entire city block? Hacking down people by the 1000's. One things for sure, it will be a pretty effective weapon. Tho I'd imagine he uses his sword more for anyone who comes up against him. Smiting with fire should be his main choice of weapon for slaughtering the Unsaved masses (2 Thessalonians 1.7). Remember Jesus also has his flame-throwing eyes to fry anyone who won't accept him. So I guess he has all his bases covered.

Jesus has a LOT of people to kill! Praise!

Maybe he will form a sword much like the T-1000 in T2 !

[VictoryOS]

Re: HOW WILL WE RECOGNISE JESUS WHEN HE RETURNS ???

Yesterday at the doctor's office I read a magazine article that says they have these laser tools now to cut open patients for surgeries in secular hospitals. Is it possible Jesus could use something like that? A laser sword?

Please forgive me if that sounds ridiculous. I don't keep up with new scientific "discoveries".

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: HOW WILL WE RECOGNISE JESUS WHEN HE RETURNS ???

Whoever PMd me that it's been 2,000 years and He will probably look like ME, I know who you are!

[Devil weed]

Re: HOW WILL WE RECOGNISE JESUS WHEN HE RETURNS ???

Jesus is a rapist, Keep your butt hole tight and he will come to you

[Devil weed]

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Ps, When he comes he'll have his " sword " in your mouth.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Whoever PMd me that it's been 2,000 years and He will probably look like ME, I know who you are!

I only meant He'd be unusually handsome and well-preserved, Pastor . . . what did you think I meant?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: HOW WILL WE RECOGNISE JESUS WHEN HE RETURNS ???

But I doubt his tongue is a sword, because it would make talking pretty difficult.

Oh gentle Brother Mayfield: When one wields such a mighty and Godly sword, talking is not necessary.

I would like to say I like Brother Percy's painting best!

These other two make it look like Jesus is vomiting on himself, which isn't very respectful.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: HOW WILL WE RECOGNISE JESUS WHEN HE RETURNS ???

When JESUS returns, I will simply introduce Him to you that you may worship His Holy Presence.

During that, He can point out those who have pre-stolen his money by failing to tithe sufficiently.

[Jonnii]

Re: HOW WILL WE RECOGNISE JESUS WHEN HE RETURNS ???

you wont need to recognise him because he wont come back

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HOW WILL WE RECOGNISE JESUS WHEN HE RETURNS ???

you wont need to recognise him because he wont come back

Liar.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: HOW WILL WE RECOGNISE JESUS WHEN HE RETURNS ???

As an alternative, this might be helpful

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: HOW WILL WE RECOGNISE JESUS WHEN HE RETURNS ???

When JESUS returns, I will simply introduce Him to you that you may worship His Holy Presence.

During that, He can point out those who have pre-stolen his money by failing to tithe sufficiently.

I'll just recycle this valid, logical and complete answer to the question and presume that once it is read carefully it will be self-explanatory.

[jfcoopjr]

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Praise Jesus!

Thank you for the study material, I am finding Truth is so different from what some of us were told at Vacation Bible School. I only know that the lies many false Christians are spreading seem to imagine themselves all be holding hands, floating around, and singing "Kum ba yah", while some sissy Anti-Christ is spewing rainbows like some Satanic San Francisco Pride Parade!

Like this repulsive one I stumbled upon recently: http://www.kingdomwarriors.com/wordp...eturn-4_n1.jpg

I'm so happy I found Landover Baptists™, I feel like witnessing to the whole damned world. I can hate all those evil HOMO-SEXUALS who are going to burn for all eternity with my new found perfect hatred of the Lord, now that I went Straight-4-Jesus!


I believe it won't be so "pretty" of an affair and quite as homo-agenda infested. There will most definitely be some smiting going on (Revelations 19:14-16), and that's why I'll be dancing with Jesus like a hot Sunday afternoon Tea-Dance!

Thank you for sharing such a powerful message of love!

Oh, come quickly, Sweet Jesus!

Yours in Christ,

James