Pro-Life forum signature

[fastchrist]

Salutations fellow Christians. I have recently learned that on another internet forum that I frequent, one of the moderators has abortions. I would like to use a signature that illistrates how horrible of a person she is. I came to you for help because I know some of the most holy minds on the internet read this forum. Please use your computer skills to make funny and creative signatures in the name of God. This aborting serpent must be put to a stop before she potentially aborts the second comming of christ!!! Praise!!!

[Deaner]

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Salutations fellow Christians. I have recently learned that on another internet forum that I frequent, one of the moderators has abortions. I would like to use a signature that illistrates how horrible of a person she is. I came to you for help because I know some of the most holy minds on the internet read this forum. Please use your computer skills to make funny and creative signatures in the name of God. This aborting serpent must be put to a stop before she potentially aborts the second comming of christ!!! Praise!!!

You want to intimidate her with creative signatures? You're a real dangerous person. She kills babies for crying out loud; why don't you go kick her face in?

[JennyD]

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You want to intimidate her with creative signatures? You're a real dangersous person. She kills babies for crying out loud; why don't you go kick her face in?

Brother, That One is too lazy to even create his OWN signature block, and instead wants us to put our considerable talents to work for free.


Then again . . .

Perhaps Sister M&Ms can give him something which will cause the abortionist to have a seizure.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Is the moderator in question perhaps Jennifer O'Neill, the 1960's model turned actress who married 7 times and then was "saved"? (NOT by Landover™)

She wrote a shocking memoir called Not Alone: Healing Through God's Grace After Abortion.

If it IS the wanton Jennifer O'Neill you're talking about, you can make her mad by posting this picture, in which she has the posture of someone waddling out of an abortion clinic. Clearly, in her early advertisements she was condoning, and even glamorizing, the act in subliminal ways.

(Sorry for putting adult content on this board, Pastors)

[Marshall]

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If she's having abortions then she is unwed and a whore by definition.
The internet is no place for whores and unwed sex.

[Mr. Jingles]

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It cannot be stated enough; killing the innocent is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. Unless, of course, they are mooslems who get in our way in Iraq.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Actually, the Bible is specific. If you don't like your new baby during the first 30 days, you can toss it into a well or otherwise dispose of it. If you decide to kill them before the age of five years, or a neighbor kills them, the party at fault must pay the church five silver pieces for a boy or three for a girl.

After age five, they are considered field workers and are more valuable....but you can still sell them, just outside your own tribe (village).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Please use your computer skills to make funny and creative signatures in the name of God. This aborting serpent must be put to a stop before she potentially aborts the second comming of christ!!! Praise!!!

God is The Creator and is therefore is creative, He does have a laugh from time to time, but it usually at the sufferings of non-believers. Anyway, a verse is what you require:

M't:2:16: Then Herod, when he saw that he was mocked of the wise men, was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and slew all the children that were in Bethlehem, and in all the coasts thereof, from two years old and under, according to the time which he had diligently enquired of the wise men.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Salutations fellow Christians. I have recently learned that on another internet forum that I frequent, one of the moderators has abortions. I would like to use a signature that illistrates how horrible of a person she is. I came to you for help because I know some of the most holy minds on the internet read this forum. Please use your computer skills to make funny and creative signatures in the name of God. This aborting serpent must be put to a stop before she potentially aborts the second comming of christ!!! Praise!!!

Who the heck are you anyway? You've made a total of three posts in our Godly forum and you're already demanding we do you favors? The nerve of some people.

Get your lazy butt into the Introductions sub-forum and start an introduction thread. We'd like to get to know you first before you start ordering us around.

[Meek and Humble]

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Just send her pictures of dead babies in the mail like a normal person...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Just send her pictures of dead babies in the mail like a normal person...

My church does that, too! We had a huge mailing party just a few weeks ago, when we got hold of the Indianapolis Planned Parenthood "client" list. We had to do an extra fundraiser just to cover postage!




. . . wait, did you say pictures?

Um, never mind.