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  • DMDGhost
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2011
    • 7

    #46
    Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

    Uh, dumb bitch, i'm a guy, i was unaware females could "get hard" unless you have something to share, well?

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    • Sister Kitty
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2010
      • 857

      #47
      Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

      Laugh it up, Chuckles, but it's Jesus who will have the last laugh when He throws you into the pit to burn in agony for all eternity.
      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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      • DMDGhost
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2011
        • 7

        #48
        Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

        My troll powers have you in their grasp, yes, feel the anger, you secretly have a penis and want to have sex with women! that's what you were confessing, don't worry, i got it.

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        • Sister Kitty
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 857

          #49
          Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

          You didn't know women get erections? We do. You'd know that if you weren't a 15 year old virgin.

          Now, call me a dumb bitch again, little boy.
          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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          • DMDGhost
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2011
            • 7

            #50
            Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

            I'm 18 thank you, not a virgin and trust me the only women getting erections here is you, with your penis and all, you don't need to be ashamed it just means you're a freak.

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            • Sister Kitty
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2010
              • 857

              #51
              Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

              One cannot lose one's virginity to oneself, little boy. Or are you confessing that your Daddy used to visit you in your bedroom after your Mommy went to sleep? You probably feel a lot of shame and guilt about that. You should. You sinned and caused your father to sin. You both will burn for all eternity, because of YOU.
              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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              • DMDGhost
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2011
                • 7

                #52
                Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                Trying to use guilt on someone, wow that's never been tried, actually i lost it to your mom, she was giving it away on the street corner, i don't usually go for 3 dollar whores, but this was an exception. I coulda been your daddy, but i convinced her to get the abortion, if she hadn't i woulda done it myself, i hate babies, crazy little bastards.

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                • Sister Kitty
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 857

                  #53
                  Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                  So you won't be reproducing? What a shame.
                  Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                  • DMDGhost
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 7

                    #54
                    Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                    I know, same here, i am so amazing if only there were more of me, thanks for seeing it my way.

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                    • Zefiroth
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 4

                      #55
                      Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                      Masturbation is normal and natural, especially for us young people, there is nothing wrong with masturbating, even if your dear book says so.

                      Masturbation can liberate stress, and can also prevent rapists from raping people, since they are satisfied. So I reject the idea that masturbating is a sin or whatever bad thing you call it.

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                      • Born Again Bob
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2318

                        #56
                        Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                        Dear Friend,

                        Originally posted by Zefiroth View Post
                        So I reject the idea that masturbating is a sin or whatever bad thing you call it.
                        Thankfully, no one cares what you think.

                        Yours in Him,
                        BAB

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                        • Zefiroth
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 4

                          #57
                          Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                          Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                          Dear Friend,



                          Thankfully, no one cares what you think.

                          Yours in Him,
                          BAB
                          I hope this site is not full of hypocrites like you.

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                          • Born Again Bob
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2318

                            #58
                            Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                            Originally posted by Zefiroth View Post
                            I hope this site is not full of hypocrites like you.
                            Dear Friend,

                            How am I a hypocrite, pray tell? I never pretended to be interested in what you had to say. I'm not that good an actor.

                            Yours in His Disinterest in You,
                            BAB

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                            • Paul the Foreigner
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2011
                              • 147

                              #59
                              Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                              Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                              You young Christian males pay heed to the wisdom here, you're making Jesus cry.

                              Dear friends
                              Can someone help me ?
                              Someone please write down exactly what he sais in this video ?
                              Because I cannot understand it, but I understand the writings and text.

                              Thanks
                              Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                              13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #60
                                Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                                Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
                                Dear friends
                                Can someone help me ?
                                Someone please write down exactly what he sais in this video ?
                                Because I cannot understand it, but I understand the writings and text.

                                Thanks
                                Proverbs 17:24

                                King James Version (KJV)


                                24Wisdom is before him that hath understanding; but the eyes of a fool are in the ends of the earth.


                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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