Sumthins wrong with granny

Jimmy C Lombardo

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Sumthins wrong with granny

04-25-2009, 08:17 PM

shes startin to forget stuff like clothes and where her winnin lotto ticket is. shes now sleepin with the Bible under her pillow wile bringin her derringer to church.

she aint even using the outhouse anymore!

My grannys gone crazy!

It wont be long before she forgets Jesus! what shud I do bout her?
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04-25-2009, 08:27 PM

Re: Sumthins wrong with granny

Le:19:32: Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I am the LORD.

I'm not too sure if that applies to women though... somehow I doubt it

Psalms:68:5: A father of the fatherless, and a judge of the widows, is God in his holy habitation.

So God will take care of granny.

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