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  • #2326
    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

    Pastor Ezekiel,

    I am not hateful because I do not hate any of you. So I am a slut because I am speaking my mind and not being one of your brainless zombies and following orders? Do you even know what the word slut means?

    Here is the definition for you:

    1. a. A woman considered sexually promiscuous.
    b. A woman prostitute.


    P.S I am neither of those.

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    • #2327
      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

      Paster Ezekiel,

      If your God or Jesus is watching these boards and messages then you as well need to watch your potty mouth for calling me a sl*t and b*tch.

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      • #2328
        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

        Paster Ezekiel,

        So I am a sassy-mouthed women for speaking my mind? Well I rather speak my mind than be a mindless zombie like your women. At least I actually think unlike you people. You are a sexy person. I wonder if you know what that means. I bet not since you are shut off from the rest of society.

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        • #2329
          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

          Originally posted by DogSpit1989 View Post
          Paster Ezekiel,

          So I am a sassy-mouthed women for speaking my mind? Well I rather speak my mind than be a mindless zombie like your women. At least I actually think unlike you people. You are a sexy person. I wonder if you know what that means. I bet not since you are shut off from the rest of society.
          Would you kindly stop throwing yourself at me girl? Just because I am single, have blonde hair and blue eyes like Jesus, have rock-hard abs from swimming 5 miles every day, enjoy a comfortable lifestyle on my rolling 27 acre estate, and have a Lear Jet at my disposal 24/7, it does not mean that I am going to allow you to worship me or perform vile acts of fornication on me.

          For your information, the Ladies of Landover are the sweetest girls around. They know their place, and they can cook! Can you say that?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #2330
            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Would you kindly stop throwing yourself at me girl? Just because I am single, have blonde hair and blue eyes like Jesus, have rock-hard abs from swimming 5 miles every day, enjoy a comfortable lifestyle on my rolling 27 acre estate, and have a Lear Jet at my disposal 24/7, it does not mean that I am going to allow you to worship me or perform vile acts of fornication on me.

            For your information, the Ladies of Landover are the sweetest girls around. They know their place, and they can cook! Can you say that?


            Just for your information I am engaged. I am throwing myself at you because you are sexy and are making me wet. Just because you have money does not mean that you are better than everybody else. Money is not going with you when you die. Yeah I can cook. I would be nice if you stop being an a**hole.

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            • #2331
              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

              Originally posted by theantichristishere View Post
              [...]I have gladly given up this ridiculous act of praying to an invisible man in the clouds.
              ...and tell me, is what you do an improvement? And just how does it further Mankind's lot?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #2332
                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                Originally posted by DogSpit1989 View Post
                Just for your information I am engaged. I am throwing myself at you because you are sexy and are making me wet. Just because you have money does not mean that you are better than everybody else. Money is not going with you when you die. Yeah I can cook. I would be nice if you stop being an a**hole.
                Do you have your fiance's permission to be in here posting?

                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                1 Corinthians 14:34-36
                Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #2333
                  Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                  No I don't and I do not need it.

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                  • #2334
                    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                    Originally posted by theantichristishere View Post
                    You people are pathetic. You've got Jesus stuck up so far up your ass that it's no wonder nobody else can find him. Do you honestly think that god loves you? From what I see on here, he sure does seem to hate a lot people. Of course none of you are any of those people. Oh god no. You are the perfect god loving people who are sure to get into heaven. I used to be a Christian, but ever since people like you came around, I have gladly given up this ridiculous act of praying to an invisible man in the clouds.
                    These people are right in that Bible says that God hates some people and will send them to Hell. But the Bible is only one of many Holy Bookes. In my personal Booke of Shadoews I wrote that Iesus loves everyone and doesn't hate people. So, that's one Holy Book that says God hates some people and one that says God doesn't hate anyone.

                    Oh, and Brother Temperance, I'm a Goth, but your item #14, "Complains of boredom" doesn't apply to me. I don't have any problems finding ways to amuse myself.
                    Ecc 9:5 For the liuing know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither haue they any more a reward, for the memorie of them is forgotten.

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                    • #2335
                      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                      Originally posted by DogSpit1989 View Post
                      Just for your information I am engaged. I am throwing myself at you because you are sexy and are making me wet. Just because you have money does not mean that you are better than everybody else. Money is not going with you when you die. Yeah I can cook. I would be nice if you stop being an a**hole.
                      LOL, your one confused cookie Dogspit. When I get a chance I'm going to get my collection of pictures showing witches swinging and publish them in my album. I really hope you'll still be around for that.
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                      Exodus 22:18                       says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                      • #2336
                        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                        Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
                        Blah...blah...blah...I'm just a loone...blah...blah...

                        Oh, and Brother Temperance, I'm a Goth, but your item #14, "Complains of boredom" doesn't apply to me. I don't have any problems finding ways to amuse myself.
                        Let me guess, fiddling with yourself is one of the ways that you amuse yourself?

                        Oh Great, It's a Goth tard invasion. Is the moon set at a peculiar position with the Sun and the Earth to bring all your freaks out or something?
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                        Exodus 22:18                         says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                        • #2337
                          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                          Originally posted by Uncle Fester View Post
                          OH come now pastors i know my words are making your little todgers stand at attention. the mere thought of my mouth over my sisters breasts and hers over mine give you chills so deep that you want to

                          o
                          You really think you are shocking us. Seen it before and will see it again.

                          I like your pic BTW, a suitably submissive position and choking on your own blood. Every witch deserves that!!

                          I really hope you find a vital artery when you are playing with your sister.
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                          Exodus 22:18                           says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                          • #2338
                            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                            Originally posted by Herr_Doktor Phd. View Post
                            Let me guess, fiddling with yourself is one of the ways that you amuse yourself?

                            Oh Great, It's a Goth tard invasion. Is the moon set at a peculiar position with the Sun and the Earth to bring all your freaks out or something?
                            Originally posted by Herr_Doktor Phd. View Post
                            LOL, your one confused cookie Dogspit. When I get a chance I'm going to get my collection of pictures showing witches swinging and publish them in my album. I really hope you'll still be around for that.

                            Someone is changing what I am saying. Your own people are being immature by changing my name and by changing what I say.

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                            • #2339
                              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                              Originally posted by DogSpit1989 View Post
                              Someone is changing what I am saying. Your own people are being immature by changing my name and by changing what I say.
                              Don't let it get you down. It's the JesusOS. The special Operating System that runs these boards.

                              It is only there to help you understand the error of your ways.

                              Come now. Repent in the Lord and find Salvation. If you want me to PM you with some helpful and friendly advice, just let me know.
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                              Exodus 22:18                               says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                              • #2340
                                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                                Originally posted by Herr_Doktor Phd. View Post
                                Don't let it get you down. It's the JesusOS. The special Operating System that runs these boards.

                                It is only there to help you understand the error of your ways.

                                Come now. Repent in the Lord and find Salvation. If you want me to PM you with some helpful and friendly advice, just let me know.

                                No it is people changing what I am saying to piss me off. My believes are not an error. Just like yours aren't. All religions are accepted. Now, I am done for tonight because I have to get up for school in the morning so I have to go to bed. Goodnight to all.

                                Blessed Be,

                                Wolfspirit1989

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