[theunderdog]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child:

1-Frequently wears black clothing.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center.

What do you call going on this site then? And anyway, all the stuff about sexual orientation and sex there have abosultely nothing to do with being a goth. I also like how you claim that any religions but yours make people a goth. This begs the question: What exactly is a goth? Someone who dresses a certain way. That's right, you're judging people on their clothing. It's funny, because though you can express a lot through personal style, this doesn't apply to a all people. Yet another generalisation on this site. You guys could go for a record or something.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

What do you call going on this site then? And anyway, all the stuff about sexual orientation and sex there have abosultely nothing to do with being a goth. I also like how you claim that any religions but yours make people a goth. This begs the question: What exactly is a goth? Someone who dresses a certain way. That's right, you're judging people on their clothing. It's funny, because though you can express a lot through personal style, this doesn't apply to a all people. Yet another generalisation on this site. You guys could go for a record or something.

Read the entire thread, fool. We have been studying and experimenting on goth scum for years. Our Creation Scientists have cataloged how they behave under a wide variety of conditions, so we know more about them than they do.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

This begs the question: What exactly is a goth?

Didn't you read the seven hundred 'official' definitions of goth supplied in this thread by the guardians of goth purity preservation league?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Didn't you read the seven hundred 'official' definitions of goth supplied in this thread by the guardians of goth purity preservation league?

If you refer to something, please provide attribution and a link or I'll have to mow your yard with one bent mower blade.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

If you refer to something, please provide attribution and a link or I'll have to mow your yard with one bent mower blade.

Practically every post in this thread that's not by a member of LBC is from some supposed 'professional' goth historian. I'm not going to re-read all that trash just to come up with some links. You wouldn't want to read it again, anyway.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

One of our helpful friends from the League of the Defenders of Goth posted a video to help us learn what is goth. The audio was deleted because it was used without copyright, so I hope that the message contained in the text is still understandable without it.

Thanks for helping us out with the genre description. The next goth that says that I don't know what goth is, I'm going to point them back to this post.

[Max Bayes]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I think all this bantering about Goths is needless. A True Christian recognises the heathen child on sight. It's a very simple matter. So simple that I have drawn up an equation;

G=EF²

Where G is Goth, and EF is Epic Fail.

[Saint Valentine]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Okay, I am not extremely Christian, nor am i against the christian faith, but i think this is absolutely ridiculous. I myself think that Gothic children are A little on the odd side, but I do not give them a hard time for their choices, because it is their choice to stray from a faith, or be with any other. Also, i would like to add, that being on a Christian forum, bashing gothics would only make them more apt to disagree and stray from Christianity, Jesus once said, "Be kind to thy neighbor", in reality, even the people that do not share the same faith as us are our neighbors, and they deserve the same respect, so calling someone "fat" and "ugly" or "pasty" is surely not the way or God and Jesus.


_________________________________________It's your life.
________________________________& not my decision to make for you.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

OK, then maybe they could go on a diet, too. I don't know how you fix the ugly part, though.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I'm afraid some things just can't be fixed.

[Saint Valentine]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Wow, what a wonderfully Christian comment, can we at least not be civil on an online, we're all just trying to voice our opinion here, and noone should be insulted for theirs.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Wow, what a wonderfully Christian comment, can we at least not be civil on an online, we're all just trying to voice our opinion here, and noone should be insulted for theirs.

This is not true of course, and you know it. That no one should be insulted for their opinion is a fatuous and vacuous philosophy. Not everyone's opinion has equal value - there are those who are experts and those who are morons. Now, which opinion should be respected.

Some atheist tells you drugs are OK; your pastor tells you they are bad... to you both opinions are equally valued.

Son, you've never done a day's thinking in your life! You've been a lazy lollygagger, letting other think for you.

Now, whose opinion is going to be the finer, God's or that cretin you're trying to defend?

[Max Bayes]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Valentine,

I feel you have failed to take on the enormity of my formula of G=EF² where G is Goth and EF is Epic Fail. By supporting the Goth, you too are destined for an Epic Fail. It's simple math. Even a heathen like you should be able to see that. Or did they remove your ability for sense and reason when they indoctrinated you on the path to Hell?

[Saint Valentine]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Okay, i have done many days thinking, and you are wrong sir. Everyone's opinion is counted equally if they have a DECENT POINT, that is the one thing you failed to mention, And why should your Opinions be counted as decent when there is no proof whatsoever that a God of any kind exists, i think that you believing in an almighty Deity is foolish and thinking that anyone that does not accept your faith will be sent to eternal damnation is self-righteous and conceited. I'd love for you, to try and shove your Christian Propaganda down my throat, and see how fast i shove my fist down yours.




___________________________Hail Satan.

[JennyD]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Okay, i have done many days thinking, and you are wrong sir. Everyone's opinion is counted equally if they have a DECENT POINT, that is the one thing you failed to mention,

Wrong. You are on our Christian church forum, as an uninvited and not particularly welcome guest. You have no rights here whatsoever. Your opinions mean nothing. God's opinions matter.

And why should your Opinions be counted as decent when there is no proof whatsoever that a God of any kind exists . . . Hail Satan.

So, you worship Satan, made by God, but think it's silly to worship God?

I'd love for you, to try and shove your Christian Propaganda down my throat, and see how fast i shove my fist down yours.

Your cyberterrorism threat has been noted and forwarded to the Department of Faith.