[GOD=life]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Sorry for posting so soon again, but I thought this was a really smart observation and wanted to respond to it.

Then again, you unclean atheists are going to burn anyway, so why bother right. You people's attitudes, ugh, it makes me sick!

Personally, I find atheists more bearable than false Christians. At least atheists do not purport to speak on behalf of Real Christians or spread misinformation about the Bible.

Sorry, but skimming through the Bible and putting on Jesus-on-the-cross earrings doesn't cut it. If living a Biblical life is too much effort for you, then why not just be honest to yourself and say you're an atheist? Just like with Alcoholism, you first have to admit your sinful ways before you can recover. It is easier to convert an atheist to Real Christianity than it is to convert a false Christian. After all, the false Christian already believes to have found Salvation. Boy, will they be in for a surprise!

[GOD=life]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

All I am doing is exercising my first amendment right to freedom of speech.

What you are doing is exercising your right to choose to go to Hell. Once you stand before God to be judged, are you going to cite the first amendment?? Freedom of speech traces directly to Free Will: no one can throw you in jail for choosing to go to Hell, but we surely can try to persuade you to choose Heaven. And please, don't give me the "but I'm a Christian, I go to Church!" excuse. There are enough Bible quotes to fill a separate book that point out that talking the talk while not walking the walk will land you a spot in Hell as well.

Purity of mind takes a lifetime to accomplish and perfect. Obviously, many so-called Christians are not as pure as they like to think. Rather, they see sexual innuendo in even the most generous offers. To you corrupted so-called "Christians" (my apologies to Jesus for even using this term!), 18-24 year-old women are mere lust objects. Try to put your sinful lust aside for a moment: it's precisely because of you sinners like you that these women are most vulnerable to temptation? It is the best period for them to learn that it's OK to say NO to sinners and YES to the divine.

Go ahead and pat yourself on the back about how Christian you think you are how much you go to Church. You will still go to Hell for your sins that you even refuse to acknowledge. That is corruption of the soul.

Kudos for the kind reverend for his work. Let us pray he continues to be motivated!

[LittleMissV]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Good Reverend? If you can find anything good in what he is really doing, then please, inform me?

Are you kidding? I was but Unsaved Trash until the Good Reverend whipped me into shape! He made me belt out Holy Prayers until I could belt no more! How dare you bestow your dirty atheist judgement onto this righteous selfless True Christian™ man?!

Remember: But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account, thereof in the day of judgment (Matt 12:36)
Then again, you unclean atheists are going to burn anyway, so why bother right. You people's attitudes, ugh, it makes me sick!

[Mildred Connors]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Oh, my! She looks to be quite a competent girl indeed! I was going to inquire as to whether she had any reservations about working unattended with another woman, but I suppose if you're going to be there to guide her, it will be a productive time for all of us!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Sounds great. Although, perhaps instead of you and my secretary meeting alone, it would be wise for me to join in. After all, I would like to meet you personally if you are under consideration of being under my employ. I think us three together can make some magic happen when it comes to expanding my ministry. I would love to see the ministry swell to huge numbers as woman after woman comes to us one after another.

This is my secretary, Rachel. What's rather funny is like the Bible, she has a sister Leah, who is not as attractive! She's 21, a good young Christian girl, excellent at oral presentations and taking dictation.

[Mildred Connors]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

God bless your fortuitous arrival, sister! Indeed, your help would take a burden off my shoulders. The demand of these young women clamoring for intense private Bible Study for me is too much for my hands to handle. I cannot satisfy them! I am only one man.

Your proposal is just what this ministry needs to keep afloat. Admittedly, I have had several clients who were very shy and would not open themselves up to me so that I may fill them with wisdom and guidance. Your role of breaking these young women in would be of an immense help to me. No doubt, a woman knows what a woman wants and you can provide that to them.

I would be very interested in working with you, Miss Connors. I will have my secretary send over some legal contracts for you to sign.

That would be most agreeable! It is always wonderful to meet a servant of Christ who is as passionate about young women as I am.

I would also like to discuss my possible relocation to Freehold. As I've mentioned, I'm finally going to be forsaking Canuckistan for my native USA and I'll be needing a new place of residence. Since my Salvation©, it has been my dream to be a true Lady of Landover and I hope that it may become a reality. A modest, unmarried True Christian™ woman should not be left to fend for herself, after all.

I will be finding myself in Iowa in the coming weeks, perhaps I may get in contact with your secretary personally? We can arrange to have her pay a visit to my hotel with the necessary paperwork so that the two of us can...pore over the details together. I trust she is a capable young thing.

I thank you once again for your most generous considerations.

~ Millie

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

God bless your fortuitous arrival, sister! Indeed, your help would take a burden off my shoulders. The demand of these young women clamoring for intense private Bible Study for me is too much for my hands to handle. I cannot satisfy them! I am only one man.

Your proposal is just what this ministry needs to keep afloat. Admittedly, I have had several clients who were very shy and would not open themselves up to me so that I may fill them with wisdom and guidance. Your role of breaking these young women in would be of an immense help to me. No doubt, a woman knows what a woman wants and you can provide that to them.

I would be very interested in working with you, Miss Connors. I will have my secretary send over some legal contracts for you to sign.

[Mildred Connors]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

I am absolutely disgusted with these libelous accusations leveled at the good reverend by such sick, filth-addled minds!

Reverend Osborne, although I have been a member of this blessed forum for a relatively short period of time, I am a long-time fan of you and your work. Once I return to these United States, I was wondering if I could perhaps be given a chance to assist you in this admirable undertaking of yours.

As you probably are aware, I have had a lot of experience with wayward young women myself. As an ex-Lesbian/Slut of Satan, I have a first-hand understanding of the homersexual deathstyle and valuable insight to offer on the subject. My further status as an unmarried True Christian™ woman means I know all about perpetual virginity and what it entails. While you no doubt have perfected a rigorous and effective regimen for these girls over the years, have you ever considered perhaps adding a preparatory stage to your program? While personally "breaking in" the young woman to Christ might be a crucial aspect of your sessions (and perhaps more spiritually satisfying), I feel that efficiency could be heightened through making her more susceptible beforehand. That is where I feel I may be of use.

Prior to the start of your consultation, I could conduct a short interview with the prospective young lady; oftentimes, what a misguided woman of such a vulnerable and responsive age needs is the firm, maternal hand of an older and more experienced female. Having a mature, motherly figure to confide in will help put her at ease and prepare her for the intense witnessing that awaits her with yourself. My sessions would be particularly useful with the more uppity of specimens - a stern wag of the finger and a good hard tongue-lashing will serve to humble them. My methods may sound harsh (and are capable of making even the most obstinate of women cry out), but I assure you that the young women under my care will be handled with the utmost tenderness. I am firm, but fair: while a strict disciplinarian, I also know the right forms of encouragement and compassion are just as key to a young Christian lady's development. By the time I am through with her, she shall already be flushed and panting for more of God's Word! She will be so relaxed and trusting that you could very likely thrust the full expanse of the Gospel into her right off the bat without any coaxing or mollification being necessary.

These sessions would range from thirty minutes to two hours in length, depending on how charged with the Holy Spirit I am at the time. It could all be done in the same hotel room - you are, of course, most welcome to discreetly observe our Christly activities so that you may take notes on what the young woman responds to most favorably, as well as possibly excite the Holy Spirit within you even more. In this way, I hope that you may be as "warmed up" as the young lady in question. The only other request I have is that you allow me to use the suite's bathroom before I leave - I don't have to tell you how physically exhausting these engagements can be; I often perspire heavily and require a brisk shower afterward.

Please let me know what you think of my little proposal. Thank you for your time.

~ Millie

[Nobar King]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Since this is in text form you might want to add libel to the list. Obviously none of the above accusations are true, so you're guaranteed to win this one. I hope her parents are rich.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

sooo anyone thinking of doing this dont you dont need to send your daughters to tons of fun here so he can get his pedophile jollies off touching your daughters your daughters dont need some disgusting old petifile touching them hes sick and twisted and has genuine warped visions of what some sick digenerate false imaginary waste of your money and your daughters viginity to some sick old man anyone who lets there daughters do anything around this disgusting man you are helping them none instead your making them into whores sooo think about that before you make any desicions for your children you mindless tools off this sick petophile

love,
cristianity is fals

I am requesting your IP and my lawyer will be contacting your ISP in order to file a slander and defamation of character suit against you. Those are some very, very disturbing allegations against me. I'd love to see you try and back up your lies in court.

1) How dare you say I have sex with these women! There is not a shred of evidence to support this allegation. All I want to do is Bible Study and Pastoral Counseling. I had no idea it was a crime for an older True Christian(tm) pastor like me lay Christian Love all over young women.

2) The pedophile allegations are outrageous and completely nonsensical. Even assuming I made the horrible sin of having relations with these women (And I would never do so), I make it abundantly clear that all candidates must be at least 18 years old. See, a pedophile is a person who is attracted to children...you know, those below 18 years of age? If you're going to make allegations, you better know your vocabulary.

3) Finally, you make it sound like this is a scam. A "waste of money" as you call it. Did you not read the title of this thread where it mentions this ministry is FREE for young women? They don't pay a cent! It is paid 100% out of donations that faithful followers give to me.

Let this be a warning to anyone else who further defames my character!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

sooo anyone thinking of doing this dont you dont need to send your daughters to tons of fun here so he can get his pedophile jollies off touching your daughters your daughters dont need some disgusting old petifile touching them hes sick and twisted and has genuine warped visions of what some sick digenerate false imaginary waste of your money and your daughters viginity to some sick old man anyone who lets there daughters do anything around this disgusting man you are helping them none instead your making them into whores sooo think about that before you make any desicions for your children you mindless tools off this sick petophile

love,
cristianity is fals

You close minded bigotry and viscous slander is a offensive friend. Reverend Jim only wants to help these young women to reach The Lord and be filled by His Love! That is why he is willing to go down on them. How you get anything perverted out of this is beyond me.

[christianity is fals]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

sooo anyone thinking of doing this dont you dont need to send your daughters to tons of fun here so he can get his pedophile jollies off touching your daughters your daughters dont need some disgusting old petifile touching them hes sick and twisted and has fake warped visions of what some sick digenerate false imaginary waste of your money and your daughters viginity to some sick old man anyone who lets there daughters do anything around this disgusting man you are helping them none instead your making them into whores sooo think about that before you make any desicions for your children you mindless tools off this sick petophile

love,
cristianity is fals

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Hi LivebyFaith, so did you see Rev Jim yet? How did it go?

Unfortunately she is no longer with us. I never met her and have no responsibility with what occurred afterward. But, if you should know, I've had several dozen young ladies graduate from my program and they can say nothing but positive comments about their experience.

[BibleInsight]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Hi LivebyFaith, so did you see Rev Jim yet? How did it go?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

I didn't give you the name but it seems appropriate for you since you're a shameless whore. This is Bible Study. Nothing physical, save for being out of breath after having the Holy Ghost come all over you.

Actually, you could use some of these private counseling and Bible study sessions. Maybe it would help you get your head out of the gutter and clean your mind of further perverted thoughts. I will pray for you, young harlot.