[Trail of Dead]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

Is this for real???? I am shocked that this is actually being talked about seriously. .....Are you guys like that Westboro Baptist church? Is this some kind of joke cause for your sakes I certainly hope so. I don't honestly think God is going to condemn people just because they are left handed.

There are PLENTY of evil and WRONG people that are righties. I am left handed and the ONLY affliction I have due to my being left handed is finding a decent guitar. I too am Christian and YES I have spoken deeply with our Lord and have also been baptized in the fire of the Holy Spirit and not ONCE have I heard ANYONE say that I will not be saved because I am left handed.

You should ALL be ashamed of yourselves for even judging people like that for it IS NOT your role. God alone has that responsiblity. You also have the nerve to have the phrase "unsaved unwelcome" on the top of your forum page.....tsk tsk tsk. Jesus would NEVER turn away ANYONE that was unsaved. As a REAL Christian it IS YOUR DUTY to seek out those that need the Lord and teach them of him, show them how strong the Lords love is.

Mary Magdalene wasn't saved yet Jesus LOVED her as he loves us ALL. Even Judas was STILL loved by our Lord even after he betrayed him for a few pieces of silver. I am confident that NOW even Judas is in Heaven. In the Bible there is something that basically says that if you try to "teach" something from the Bible that is false then you will be judged more harshly.

God does NOT hate lefties. You people seriously need to have an open mind and to think LIKE our Lord. I am SAVED, I am Left Handed, I LOVE MY JESUS! You should be seeking out the unsaved to bring them to the Lord not push them away, how did you get saved? I didn't grow up in a Christian family, so my parents didn't make me do anything church related.

I'm sure quite a few of you did grow up in the church lifestyle so getting saved was basically mandatory. In the Bible wasn't Paul (might have been Peter, I can't remember) a crazy dude that did bad things and raised hell everywhere he went. Until he came accross Jesus....then his life was changed.

Seek out those in need, do everything for Jesus. Do your best NOT to sin, but if you do don't have a cow....ask for forgiveness and the strength to correct your mistakes. To err is human, that is why Christ did what he did. He loves US, he KNOWS we sin...yet he still loves us.

My pastor did this analogy one time. He pulled a $100 bill from his pocket. He held it up and said "I have this crisp, fresh, $100 dollar bill."....."Does anybody want it?" we all said SURE! So, he crumpled it up till it was all wrinkled up and then he said "Do you still want it?". Again we all said YES! So, he took it and threw it on the florr of the church and stomped on it, twisted his foot around, picked it up and crumpled it up even more and kept doing that till when he finally picked it up and showed us it was all foul, dirty and disgusting looking. He held it up and said "Do you STILL want this bill?" And even though it was all dirty and nasty many of us still said "Yeah!". He put the bill back in his pocket and said that IS how the Lord feels about YOU, no matter how dirty, nasty, perverse, evil, sinful etc....etc... the Lord STILL wants you to be along side HIM in HEAVEN!!! DON'T EVER forget that.

Peace be with you

[Trail of Dead]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

Also, I am voting for Obama. Palin's daughter got pregnant out of wedlock, and McCain's current wife started out as "the other woman" as he was already married and was cheating on his wife with his current wife.

Not that I'm judging, but doesn't that seem a little bit of an indicator of character to anyone? There is also a documented incident where McCain was set to meet an injured Soldier and when he got there all he had to say was "Well, lets do what we came here for. Photo Op", That sickens me. As a former US Army Soldier and current military spouse I can't fathom the feeling of grief the family felt first of all having a son injured in a VA hospital. THEN to feel excitement of having a politician that is running for president want to come and pay a visit, only to say "Photo Op" and then leave?! That is just wrong and disrespectful to the sacrifice that Soldier made.

That isn't honor on McCain's part. That is pure greed. Apparently you all are Republicans as I noticed you mentioned Bush & Reagan in a "glorious" way. I got news for ya, with the exception of Reagan, Bush and McSame.....I mean McCain are NOT going to do any good for our country.
You Republicans had your chance....you should have got Ron Paul the nomination. Ron Paul is a TRUE Republican....LIBERTY!

FYI, John McCain is LEFT HANDED as well as that "list" of all those other bad people you mentioned. Obama is Left Handed too, Ron Paul is RIGHT HANDED so if it is really that important then why didn't you vote for him? We must ALL be going to hell then our next president no matter who it is is LEFT HANDED OH NO!!!!

Famous and great Left Handers: Jesus, God, Luke Skywalker, Beethoven, Leonardo da Vinci, Aristotle, Bill Gates, Gandhi, Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush (but I don't think he was all that great), Bill Clinton, Joan of Arc, Henry Ford, Helen Keller, Mark Twain, Judy Garland, Jimi Hendrix, Keanu Reeves

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

Is this for real????

You're reading it aren't you?

I am shocked that this is actually being talked about seriously. .....Are you guys like that Westboro Baptist church?

No! They are the liberal face of fluffy-bunny Christianity

I don't honestly think God is going to condemn people just because they are left handed.

You know, it’s not at all pleasant to read the words of some blasphemer who thinks they can read the Mind of God.

I am left handed

…and now for an interlude of self-interest…

not ONCE have I heard ANYONE say that I will not be saved because I am left handed.

, “You’re left handed, you’re damned.” Now you’ll never be able to say that again.

You should ALL be ashamed of yourselves for even judging people like that for it IS NOT your role. God alone has that responsiblity.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour. I take it you disagree with God?

You also have the nerve to have the phrase "unsaved unwelcome" on the top of your forum page.....tsk tsk tsk. Jesus would NEVER turn away ANYONE that was unsaved.

Lu:19:27: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. And now you say Jesus is wrong.

Even Judas was STILL loved by our Lord even after he betrayed him for a few pieces of silver. I am confident that NOW even Judas is in Heaven.

So who’s in Hell? Or is Satan out of a job?

In the Bible there is something that basically says that if you try to "teach" something from the Bible that is false then you will be judged more harshly.

I prefer my signature - see below.

I am SAVED,

You will excuse me if I doubt you – you seem to have no knowledge of Christianity or the Bible

My pastor did this analogy one time. He pulled a $100 bill […]the Lord STILL wants you to be along side HIM in HEAVEN!!! DON'T EVER forget that.

Is that why The Lord wiped out all living things on the face of the earth in the Flood? Praise!

Son, your pastor has less sense that Balaam’s donkey.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

Seriously though left handers RULE including myself. We WILL take over the world and enslave ever last one of you subserviant right handed people stareting with the ugly guy that posted above this post! BWA HAHAHAHAHA!

I assume you were misled by Wickedpedia, the original and correct entry is here. Landover is currently in legal dispute with Wickedpedia.

That "ugly guy that posted above this post" notes your plans for world tyranny which fits very well into the thread - left handed people are innately against God and are thus hellbound.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

My pastor did this analogy one time. He pulled a $100 bill from his pocket. He held it up and said "I have this crisp, fresh, $100 dollar bill."....."Does anybody want it?" we all said SURE! So, he crumpled it up till it was all wrinkled up and then he said "Do you still want it?". Again we all said YES! So, he took it and threw it on the florr of the church and stomped on it, twisted his foot around, picked it up and crumpled it up even more and kept doing that till when he finally picked it up and showed us it was all foul, dirty and disgusting looking. He held it up and said "Do you STILL want this bill?" And even though it was all dirty and nasty many of us still said "Yeah!".

Your pastor sounds like a True Christian™ to me. At Landover we don't care how wrinkled, "foul, dirty and disgusting looking" you are. Jesus still loves you and you can return His love by tithing to His favorite church.

But while you keep the ol' PayPal button a-clicking, don't forget that Jesus wants you to give alms with your right hand.

He put the bill back in his pocket

What a beautiful moral that is.

[CeeKay]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

Middle-ages info time:

Did you know that: Most women's clothing is designed so you have to work the zipper/buttons with the left hand, whereas men's clothing is designed so you work the zipper/buttons with the opposite hand...

This is because in the medieval era, the left hand was often referred to as the 'sinister' hand, and the right the 'dexter...' It was viewed as a sin to use your left hand predominantly, and thus women's clothing (dresses and the like) used buttons and such in the back, as women would have to reach back with their right hand to work them.

The trend continues into today because when women's clothing started being designed backwards (with the buttons in front), they'd tailor it normally, and add everything else backwards.

(sorry, lurking...)


- CK

P.s. Rightie.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

. . . and Arabs eat with the right and wipe with the left. Your point?

Your obsession with medieval women's fashions is not relevant to the Salvation potential of the accursed left-hand-pathers.

[CeeKay]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

It wasn't supposed to. It's just a neat and irrelevant fact.


- CK

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

It wasn't supposed to. It's just a neat and irrelevant fact.


- CK

Oh, I get it!

Like you, only neat, and a fact.

[CeeKay]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

I'm a neat fact?

Hmmm... Well, I can see how you'd be curious as to knowing why I am how I am... Don't be afraid to ask me anything, I'll answer to the best of my knowledge (as my biblical knowledge is a bit rusty. I haven't read it since I was a kid...)


- CK

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

[quote=CeeKay;231229]I'm a neat fact?/quote]
No, dimwit.

I said it was like you, ONLY it is neat, and it is a fact.

In other words, you are irrelevant.

[Fericit]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

So, does being ambidextrous make me a sinner?
I play guitar with right hand, use utensils with right hand, etc.
But I write with my left hand.

[satan's leper]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

Maybe left hand people do not want to be saved? i would much rather bask in evil for eternity.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Can left-handed people be Saved?

I think the problem is that God puts rejects on the left hand side:

M't:25:31: When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:
M't:25:32: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
M't:25:33: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
M't:25:34: Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
[…]
M't:25:41: Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

and the other problem is that the left hand (and arm) should be looked upon as a snack rather than something for doing great works:

Isa:9:19: Through the wrath of the LORD of hosts is the land darkened, and the people shall be as the fuel of the fire: no man shall spare his brother.
Isa:9:20: And he shall snatch on the right hand, and be hungry; and he shall eat on the left hand, and they shall not be satisfied: they shall eat every man the flesh of his own arm:

So, does being ambidextrous make me a sinner?
I play guitar with right hand, use utensils with right hand, etc.
But I write with my left hand.

No, you're simply weird. You've got demons - big time.