Are Christian men created equal?

[Lola Handcock]

Ladies of the forum.
Last night I took a left over piece of boysenberry pie to Emil's room at the Holiday Inn.Unfortunately I did not bring my chaperon with me.We stared off innocently enough but things well got out of hand.Well Emil and I did the deed ( a few times) and I know we are not married yet( hopefully we will be by Saturday)and it was wrong. As you all know by now I have been with a few different men,no that's no right a lot of men.Emil seems to have been blessed well,um how do I say this.He is packing a very large tallywacker.There I said it.I have never been with a Christian man before.
Here is my question for all you married ladies ,Are all Christian men equipped like that?
I know I will never seek out another man for as long as I live.I just hope he does not want to do the deed Evey day!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are Christian men created equal?

Oh, dear.

A large tallywhacker is often a sign of Negro blood. Is it possible Emil is part Negro?

I believe Remy had a substantial reduction when he became a Saved(c) Ex-Negro. Emil may need to do the same!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are Christian men created equal?

Eze:23:19: Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
Eze:23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Eze:23:21: Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.
Eze:23:22: There, O Aholibah, thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will raise up thy lovers against thee, from whom thy mind is alienated, and I will bring them against thee on every side;

A huge tallywhacker is a sign of satanic and lewd influence.

I mentioned this to Nephew Zebulun and he replied, "A True Christian™ Gentleman will be hung like a hamster."

[Lola Handcock]

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Well can I ask a question

Ball park me what is the appx. size of a large Tallywacker? More than 10 but less than 15 ? I don't want Emil to have to get it paired back iffin it ain't absolutely necessary. It might take a while but I can get used to it!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The right size is exactly that which your husband has. End!

[Lola Handcock]

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thank you sir I am relieved

[James Hutchins]

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The rule of size is it should be no longer than a mans index finger.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Well can I ask a question

Ball park me what is the appx. size of a large Tallywacker? More than 10 but less than 15 ? I don't want Emil to have to get it paired back iffin it ain't absolutely necessary. It might take a while but I can get used to it!

Yes, between 10 and 15 centimeters should be about right.

Say, Lola, how big is YOUR tallywhacker? Is it bigger than Emil's? God gets angry if a wife has a bigger tallywhacker than her husband.

[Lola Handcock]

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I do not nor have I EVER had one of thoses ,Been a girl my whole life.And that's the way it will stay.Aint no Swedish operation for me thank you very much

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I do not nor have I EVER had one of thoses ,Been a girl my whole life.And that's the way it will stay.Aint no Swedish operation for me thank you very much

That's a relief to hear, Lola. From your avatar, I was a bit concerned, and I admit I played a little trick to see if I could get you to admit to being a "shemale" like Bea Arthur.

Of course, I assume Emil will agree that you have no tallywhacker?

[Lola Handcock]

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That's a relief to hear, Lola. From your avatar, I was a bit concerned, and I admit I played a little trick to see if I could get you to admit to being a "shemale" like Bea Arthur.

Of course, I assume Emil will agree that you have no tallywhacker?

I know I am not the prettiest flower in the garden .But I assure you I am ALL WOMAN .Emil can tell you if you want to check with him as to my gender

I have to run off now we are getting married in a few hours.And I need all the time I have to look my best for Emil.


Dear Jesus thank you and the LBC for bringing Emil and Me together.
He is a dear sweet man .Emil and I will devote all our remaining days to You Jesus ,We will spread the word of Salvation and Christianity to all we meet every day.
AMEN

YIC Lola Handcock Sledge( sounds pretty don't it)

[Remy Lebeau]

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Ladies of the forum.
Last night I took a left over piece of boysenberry pie to Emil's room at the Holiday Inn.Unfortunately I did not bring my chaperon with me.We stared off innocently enough but things well got out of hand.Well Emil and I did the deed ( a few times) and I know we are not married yet( hopefully we will be by Saturday)and it was wrong. As you all know by now I have been with a few different men,no that's no right a lot of men.Emil seems to have been blessed well,um how do I say this.He is packing a very large tallywacker.There I said it.I have never been with a Christian man before.
Here is my question for all you married ladies ,Are all Christian men equipped like that?
I know I will never seek out another man for as long as I live.I just hope he does not want to do the deed Evey day!

Are you sure that he doesn't have a normal sized tallywhacker, but it just looks bigger because he's a little person?

I believe Remy had a substantial reduction when he became a Saved© Ex-Negro. Emil may need to do the same!

No, I did not get any reduction. God doesn't approve of body modification.