Pondering?

[Once was lost]

This might seem foolish to some but it's starting to keep me awake and away from my prayers. " Is it harder to be an ex Negro or an ex Catholic?"

[HTannor]

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I suspect being ex-papist is more difficult if only for the reasons of the aftertaste of all those wafers and grape juice, and the smell of that incense getting into your wardrobe.

Ex-negras, on the other hand, don't have those problems. Watermelon doesn't have much of an aftertaste. And the smell of fried chicken is quite pleasant.

[Remy Lebeau]

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This might seem foolish to some but it's starting to keep me awake and away from my prayers. " Is it harder to be an ex Negro or an ex Catholic?"

It's complicated.

Where an ex-negro has incentives like not being raped in prison, not having to procreate with discustingly obese nigress sows, not looking like an immature man-child with all that gaudy bling-bling, learning how to talk like a normal human being and not a retard, etc. etc., the catholic has to get over being buggered. Most ex-catholics are what is referred to as atheist. They blaim God for the actions for catholic priests and think that by denying Him, they are striking back at Him. It's hard to convert a guy to True Christianity when he thinks God buggered him. And Catholic women are just plain sluts and whores. Even their school girls dress like wanton prostitutes. They simply aren't willing to close their legs for Jesus. But a negro has a drop of hellfire running through his veins which instinctively urges them to sin.

This is a hard one.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I'm with Brother Tannor; Catlix have their very soul wizened and blackened and sold to Satan for a sip of wine and a cheap death cookie.

As we know the only slight problem that a nigra would ever have on the road to becoming an ex-nigra is the color of the skin, Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

The soul of a nigra is perfectly redeemable; hence missionaries, hence the ex-negro program and, triumphantly, hence Landover's proof that Miracles can happen, the masterly Mr Remy Lebeau.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The coon can't help it, because it was cursed for being in the line of Ham.

The Mary-worshiping papists chose sin voluntarily. They didn't have to become ring kissers, they abused their free will and did it on purpose.

[Brother Enoch]

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The coon can't help it, because it was cursed for being in the line of Ham.

The Mary-worshiping papists chose sin voluntarily. They didn't have to become ring kissers, they abused their free will and did it on purpose.

Pastor Ezekial, as an ex-papist I can tell you this is simply not true. Nobody, I mean nobody, chooses to become a papist. That is a fate inflicted on us by our parents when we are infants unable to defend ourselves. As it was inflicted on them. I thank Christ Almighty and The Landover Baptist Church for freeing me from that bondage of pure sin and frequent sodomy. A debt I shall never be able to repay.

[Larry Lee]

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Pastor Ezekial, as an ex-papist I can tell you this is simply not true. Nobody, I mean nobody, chooses to become a papist. That is a fate inflicted on us by our parents when we are infants unable to defend ourselves. As it was inflicted on them. I thank Christ Almighty and The Landover Baptist Church for freeing me from that bondage of pure sin and frequent sodomy. A debt I shall never be able to repay.

hmmm... In that case, it's like what Jesus said to the prostitute, "Go, and sin no more" (John 8:11). Because verily, Avatar, we've got our eye on you.

[Hank]

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Ex-Catkliks are all homasexuals so they still have to deal with that on top of their existing problems. I'd have to go with that one. Being an ex Negro is easier in comparison.

[Once was lost]

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Thank you all. I can see clearly now. Yes one had no choice in the matter and the other sort of volunteered for his sins. I knew i could count on the wisdom of my Landover Baptist Church!

[Lola Handcock]

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I'm with Brother Tannor; Catlix have their very soul wizened and blackened and sold to Satan for a sip of wine and a cheap death cookie.

As we know the only slight problem that a nigra would ever have on the road to becoming an ex-nigra is the color of the skin, Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

The soul of a nigra is perfectly redeemable; hence missionaries, hence the ex-negro program and, triumphantly, hence Landover's proof that Miracles can happen, the masterly Mr Remy Lebeau.

Michael Jackson changed his skin color some how?Bleach or a bargain with The Devil

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The bargain with the Devil sounds favorite; his nose died before he did, didn't it? Sounds like the work of Satan to me.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Excuse me please por favor. Ive had a long history (record?)of pandering and quite proud of my success in the worlds 2nd oldest profession. And while the profession is abundent in negros and women (or men) dressed as Nuns I have no Idea what you are talking about here.

[Lola Handcock]

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The bargain with the Devil sounds favorite; his nose died before he did, didn't it? Sounds like the work of Satan to me.

or the botched work of a surgeon from Messico......No I think Satan had a hang over and was mad cause he had a headache