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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #331
    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

    Originally posted by RealChristian TM View Post
    But thats just it, I am from Freehold. And I do not know you, but as children of God we must love thy neighbor despite if we know them or not. I would love to become a member of the church, as I agree with a lot of what you preach. So please except me. And I would never turn from God.
    You're not my neighbor, dear. The Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • FalseChristian(tm)
        Unsaved trash, repulisive teenaged demon
        • May 2014
        • 14
        #332
        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        You're not my neighbor, dear. The Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?
        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        We don't even know you, son. Many people believe they are Christians and will be surprised when they are separated with the rest of the goats and told to leave the presence of the LORD (Matthew 25:31-46). Their surprise will be surpassed by their horror as they find themselves escorted strait into the depths of HELL to be punished for eternity for the crime of not really believing. I would hate ever so much to think you might be counted among the goats dear, but nevertheless we do not associate with spiritual riffraff (Leviticus 10:10). Kindly correct your location as stated on your profile page, as I can assure you Freehold is not so easy to be invited into as some Godless cesspool like California.

        Also why did you send me an infraction? If I acted unChristian like I am ever so sorry.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • FalseChristian(tm)
            Unsaved trash, repulisive teenaged demon
            • May 2014
            • 14
            #333
            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            You're not my neighbor, dear. The Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?
            Also, I am a fellow God lover, so why all this hatred and suspicion?
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063
                #334
                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                Originally posted by RealChristian TM View Post
                Also, I am a fellow God lover, so why all this hatred and suspicion?
                As has been pointed out: God hates lairs.

                Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #335
                    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                    Originally posted by RealChristian TM View Post
                    Also, I am a fellow God lover, so why all this hatred and suspicion?
                    You're a goat and you will find yourself on the left hand side of Jesus, that is unless you actually repent, actually believe that the Holy Bible means what It says and says what It means. Stop pretending, dear. Confess your sins and give your heart and soul to Jesus! We can help!

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22369
                        #336
                        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                        Originally posted by FalseChristian ™ View Post
                        I am from Freehold
                        No.
                        I would love to become a member of the church
                        We would love that as well.

                        But to be saved you first have to completely stop sinning (Acts 17:30) and start to obey God's Holy Bible for 100% (James 2:10). Everything else, e.g. your entire current lifestyle, will lead to eternal damnation in the fires of Hell (Revelation 21:8).
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • FalseChristian(tm)
                            Unsaved trash, repulisive teenaged demon
                            • May 2014
                            • 14
                            #337
                            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            No.
                            We would love that as well.

                            But to be saved you first have to completely stop sinning (Acts 17:30) and start to obey God's Holy Bible for 100% (James 2:10). Everything else, e.g. your entire current lifestyle, will lead to eternal damnation in the fires of Hell (Revelation 21:8).
                            I am willing to do all that, please let me be a member of your church, and who changed my name to false christian, my user name is RaealChristian TM. And I'm tired of being around all these gays and negros any ideas how to get rid of them?
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14079
                                #338
                                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                Originally posted by FalseChristian™ View Post
                                ...I'm tired of being around all these gays and negros any ideas how to get rid of them?
                                Bible says: convert them to Christianity.

                                And you wonder why you're called FalseChristian(tm). A True Christian(tm) would have known that.

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                                  • FalseChristian(tm)
                                    Unsaved trash, repulisive teenaged demon
                                    • May 2014
                                    • 14
                                    #339
                                    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                    Bible says: convert them to Christianity.

                                    And you wonder why you're called FalseChristian™. A True Christian™ would have known that.
                                    I knew that, it was a joke, here call me if you have a problem my real names ***Personal details deleted***
                                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                      • MitzaLizalor
                                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2010
                                        • 14289
                                        #340
                                        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                        #328
                                        Woah. No, no. I am a Real Christian like all of you. Trust me when I say I am not the anti christ, in fact its probally that so called Obama. I just came on this site and agreed with what you people have been preaching, so I thought I would join. Thank you all for your good deeds. This is the America we need. We need to be one nation under God again.
                                        #339
                                        ……call me if you have a problem

                                        It's more of a problemette than a full blown problem, but I was curious why you selected the Liberian flag for your earlier post?

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                                          • Des
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2013
                                            • 2718
                                            #341
                                            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                            It's more of a problemette than a full blown problem, but I was curious why you selected the Liberian flag for your earlier post?
                                            Liberian? You mean those cursed Liberals have a whole country of their own? Why are they trying to take ours over too?
                                            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                                              • MitzaLizalor
                                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2010
                                                • 14289
                                                #342
                                                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                                Originally posted by Des View Post
                                                Liberian? You mean those cursed Liberals have a whole country of their own? Why are they trying to take ours over too?
                                                Liberia would seem to epitomise the inevitable outcome of the liberal agenda.

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                                                  • XxWristsBoundxX
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    • Jul 2014
                                                    • 3
                                                    #343
                                                    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                                    Lol don't even know why I took this quiz I already have a spot reserved for me in hell and it's the throne... BTW I accept all of you guys and you all have a nice home down here.... You should also know who the real leader of misery is... And it sure as hell ain't me our uncle Lucifer....
                                                    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                                                      • XxWristsBoundxX
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Jul 2014
                                                        • 3
                                                        #344
                                                        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                                        Also screw God he's the real hell if pick being me any day over being someone I'm not BTW you guys should like me... My shirt is 100% cotton...
                                                        And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                                                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2012
                                                            • 9063
                                                            #345
                                                            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                                            Originally posted by XxWristsBoundxX View Post
                                                            Lol don't even know why I took this quiz I already have a spot reserved for me in hell and it's the throne... BTW I accept all of you guys and you all have a nice home down here.... You should also know who the real leader of misery is... And it sure as hell ain't me our uncle Lucifer....
                                                            Welcome, young lady.

                                                            Please go to the Introduction sub forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favourite Bile verse is and when you started your walk with Christ.

                                                            YIC
                                                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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