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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #1

    Carrie Prejean Lead Astray Again (ADULT CONTENT)

    I am sorry to report that our friend and fellow-Christian Carrie Prejean has been lead astray, again. This time by a pro ball player. (The DOF is verifying his name from their surveillance, now.)

    Sister Prejean has repeatedly told the press that she and this gentleman are "just friends"...but look what he's made her do! This "friend" forced her into a diabolical, black, metal-studded bikini, harassed her with his attentions, then outright stared at her exposed br#*$t after disarranging her top. He didn't even tell her of the exposure, and shot after shot was taken by the hungry press.

    Clearly, he is in league with the lie-beral media, who unfairly want nothing more than to show our Carrie in the worst possible light.

    I would not be surprised to learn she was drugged for this photo shoot. She looks a little unsteady on her feet.
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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Carrie Prejean Lead Astray Again (ADULT CONTENT)

    I don't think she's a real blonde.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: Carrie Prejean Lead Astray Again (ADULT CONTENT)

      I can't believe this! Who would trap Carrie like that?
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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      • Mistress Cookie
        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 6790

        #4
        Re: Carrie Prejean Lead Astray Again (ADULT CONTENT)

        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
        I can't believe this! Who would trap Carrie like that?
        I am quite close to Sister Prejean, and can report that she's still extremely fragile after the massive, tasteless, all-out smear campaign The Left waged against her, which resulted in the poor sales of her brilliant book.

        In my opinion, our Carrie is too niave and trusting for her own good, and is often vulnerable to those seeking to exploit her.

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        • WWJDnow
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 6294

          #5
          Re: Carrie Prejean Lead Astray Again (ADULT CONTENT)

          Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
          I can't believe this! Who would trap Carrie like that?
          It is so sad that there are men in this world who treat women who aren't their daughters or wives as property. Carrie needs to marry a good True Christian(TM) man, then follow his moral and spiritual guidance.
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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