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I was thinking of getting castrated so I wont be tempted to have evil sex and I can love only the One True God. 
What do you think?
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I think it goes against the teachings of God and the Bible:Originally posted by Chris Loves Christ View PostI was thinking of getting castrated so I wont be tempted to have evil sex and I can love only the One True God.
What do you think?
Lev 21 - 17:
Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. -
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Here is what JESUS says about amputating sex organs:
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it. -Matthew 19:12
So, contrary to what our salad-bar-Christian visitor JPObregon says, cutting off your testicles to flatter JESUS is quite Biblical.
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Matthew 5:29-30 (King James Version)
29And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
30And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
Just my $.02Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Grab a hammer and get it over with.Originally posted by Chris Loves Christ View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Well, if you were planning on attending Church after doing this...
Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
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Well, GodIsAlmighty, that may be true, but my member shall remain in tact, however, my balls shall be cut off.
I shall do it tomorrow, by myself, with a rusty knife I found in the gutter near some crackwhore, with no pain killers. Jesus didnt need pain killers when he died on the cross for US, now did He?!Comment
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Um, I think when it mentions "stones"...Originally posted by Chris Loves Christ View PostFollow me on Thefacebook! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...00000884272376Comment
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We aren't catholics here. There is no need for celibacy to be a True Christian(tm). Jesus wants you to beget more Christian Soldiers to fight for Him at Armageddon.Originally posted by Chris Loves Christ View PostI was thinking of getting castrated so I wont be tempted to have evil sex and I can love only the One True God.
What do you think?Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Go for it! Just make sure you don't do it yourself with a rusty knife. That sounds like suicide, and that sends you to hell!!!!
Matt. 6:5 "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."Comment
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EXCELLENT point, Brother.Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
Landover Baptist Church Forums encourages the love of God and the procreation for HIS glory, not the mutilation of one's ugly bits.
Mr. "Chris Loves Christ", we encourage you to find yourself a True Christian™ gal who's got an ample breeding-carriage; marry her; and produce a platoon of cannon fodder for Jesus. That's what He expects from you.sigpic
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