I desperately need to find the Lord

[Sailing in sin]

I have been seeking the Lord but I just can' t seem to give up my wicked ways. I drink, smoke and have uncommitted sex without being in the bonds of matrimony blessed by God. I fear I will end up doing the dirty work of the devil if I don't find my way out of this destructive path and soon.
So my plan is to build a large 70 ft sail boat with my own two hands using the skills of a carpenter we all know and love. Then I plan on setting sail for say 1000 days contiuous. I want to free my bonds to the land so I can commune with the Lord and let him lead me into repenting my sins and living my life in his eyes. I would bring plants to grow and provide nurishment, especially bean sprouts because I love my bean sprouts. 200 pounds of Parmesan cheese because it will last a very long time if stowed correctly. For safety I will use a rubber inflatable boat as my life raft my ex-wife has donated incase the Lord decides to take vengence on my for my past wicked ways. I'll put on a radar but to save power I will use it sparingly. Hopefully I won't hit anything.

Any thought's would be appreciated


Sailing in sin

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I desperately need to find the Lord

I'd say radar and life rafts show a serious lack of faith my friend. Make your boat leaky too just to test your faith in Him Who Guideth Ships.

And if you hit anything it'll be because it is His will.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: I desperately need to find the Lord

I can think of few reasons to take 200 pounds of Parmesan cheese other than you wish to engage in some rather depraved atrocities.

[Sailing in sin]

Re: I desperately need to find the Lord

I can think of few reasons to take 200 pounds of Parmesan cheese other than you wish to engage in some rather depraved atrocities.

I'm confused by that.
If I'm gone for 1000 days to find the lord, I'm just thinking of sustanence during the passage. Do you not put parmesan cheese on your salads? That's my current plan. Growing lettuse, tomatos , carrots and so on to purg my body of the chemicals that are toxic in my body. Nothing more.

So exactly what depraved atrocities could one do with powdered cheese?

That was difficult to understand to say the least.

[wanabesaved]

Re: I desperately need to find the Lord

So exactly what depraved atrocities could one do with powdered cheese?

You can roll a fat girl in it and look for the wet spot!

[Sailing in sin]

Re: I desperately need to find the Lord

You can roll a fat girl in it and look for the wet spot!

Oh my

[Sailing in sin]

Re: I desperately need to find the Lord

Oh my

No females as that's what I'm trying to purge out of my life. I've had enough of the devil using me as a vessel to ply his trade.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I desperately need to find the Lord

Oh my

Exactly friend. Wannabe Saved posts something like that again and he will be banned. That is out of line for a religious forum.

[Sailing in sin]

Re: I desperately need to find the Lord

Exactly friend. Wannabe Saved posts something like that again and he will be banned. That is out of line for a religious forum.

I wouldn't be to harsh, he's just so filled with the devil that he can't help himself. He needs you fine folks help to find the road to Jesus

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I desperately need to find the Lord

I wouldn't be to harsh, he's just so filled with the devil that he can't help himself. He needs you fine folks help to find the road to Jesus

Friend,
He wouldn't be sucking on Satan's metaphorical unmentionables if other people showed him some love and rebuked him when he gave himself over to sin. Such blatant sexism, judging a woman by her body shape and not her ability to produce children is utterly unacceptable to a Christian.

[Sailing in sin]

Re: I desperately need to find the Lord

Friend,
He wouldn't be sucking on Satan's metaphorical unmentionables if other people showed him some love and rebuked him when he gave himself over to sin. Such blatant sexism, judging a woman by her body shape and not her ability to produce children is utterly unacceptable to a Christian.

But I feel that forgiveness puts one on the road to finding the Lord and look for his love to guide the lost.

[Bobby-Joe]

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But I feel that forgiveness puts one on the road to finding the Lord and look for his love to guide the lost.

Well most of his offenses are against The Lord and not for me to forgive since I am not the injured party. He certainly has not asked for any. Forgiveness or not such lewd behavior is simply not acceptable since distracts from the forum subject.

[repented harlot70]

Re: I desperately need to find the Lord

I have been seeking the Lord but I just can' t seem to give up my wicked ways. I drink, smoke and have uncommitted sex without being in the bonds of matrimony blessed by God. I fear I will end up doing the dirty work of the devil if I don't find my way out of this destructive path and soon.
So my plan is to build a large 70 ft sail boat with my own two hands using the skills of a carpenter we all know and love. Then I plan on setting sail for say 1000 days contiuous. I want to free my bonds to the land so I can commune with the Lord and let him lead me into repenting my sins and living my life in his eyes. I would bring plants to grow and provide nurishment, especially bean sprouts because I love my bean sprouts. 200 pounds of Parmesan cheese because it will last a very long time if stowed correctly. For safety I will use a rubber inflatable boat as my life raft my ex-wife has donated incase the Lord decides to take vengence on my for my past wicked ways. I'll put on a radar but to save power I will use it sparingly. Hopefully I won't hit anything.

Any thought's would be appreciated


Sailing in sin

Being a woman, I can get easily confused. Are you trying to flee sin to find God or merely tempting God to show you your folly?