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  • #76
    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally posted by imback View Post
    AIDS is STD unless you rednecks have sex with your own dog( Which wouldn't surprise me) And it has been proven that gays don't transmit it.
    dont try, they only believe in 'the word of god', not in reason

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    • #77
      Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

      Originally posted by imback View Post
      AIDS is STD unless you rednecks have sex with your own dog( Which wouldn't surprise me) And it has been proven that gays don't transmit it.
      Originally posted by Viking View Post
      dont try, they only believe in 'the word of god', not in reason
      I know that all too well, but where in the bible does it say that AIDS is transmitted by gays?

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      • #78
        Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

        Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
        I think it needs to be mentioned that homer doggies are almost certainly infected with AIDS. So it's a public health necessity to kill homer dogs before they infect humans.

        Think about that, next time you pet a puppy.

        YIC,
        Buford
        Are you serious?
        Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?

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        • #79
          Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

          Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins
          I think it needs to be mentioned that homer doggies are almost certainly infected with AIDS. So it's a public health necessity to kill homer dogs before they infect humans.

          Think about that, next time you pet a puppy.

          YIC,
          Buford

          Originally posted by Dearly Beloved View Post
          Are you serious?

          Absolutely. I heard about it when listening to Rush Limbaugh. And if you can't trust Rush, who can you trust? I've gotten many important medical tips from him. For example, it's homosexuality that causes cancer, not cigarettes. I mean seriously there are guys living into their 80s fit as-a-fiddle and they smoked a pack since they were 16 years old. It's those liberals that want you to believe that air causes cancer, water causes cancer, asbestos causes cancer, etc, when the real cause is homosexuality.

          You need to stop listening to the drive-by media, and get your education straight from God.

          YIC,
          Buford
          yours in Christ,
          Brother Buford

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          The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
          - Rush Limbaugh

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          • #80
            Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

            Originally posted by imback View Post
            I know that all too well, but where in the bible does it say that AIDS is transmitted by gays?
            Friend, do you know what AIDS was originally called, before the PC Liberal police censored it? Are you really trying to claim that Gay-related immune deficiency syndrome isn't transmitted by gays?
            Originally posted by Dearly Beloved View Post
            Are you serious?
            Yes. Why are you so worried, have you petted many sodomite dogs lately?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #81
              Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              Friend, do you know what AIDS was originally called, before the PC Liberal police censored it? Are you really trying to claim that Gay-related immune deficiency syndrome isn't transmitted by gays?


              Yes. Why are you so worried, have you petted many sodomite dogs lately?
              You must have thought I wouldn't click the link, because at the bottom it says that it has been proven that gays don't cause it. HA joke's on you

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              • #82
                Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

                remember, they dont believe in regular reason, they believe god sent infected spermcells into the gay's balls so they can 'transmit' AIDS.

                good for you guys! go fucking whores! you wont get aids because they're straight!

                oh, but watch out with your wives, they mightve been infected, what if they used to have a lesbian girlfriend?!?!?! ohh...thats bad!! you better check her.

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                • #83
                  Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

                  fuckin' rofl... homophobicness is such a failure

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                  • #84
                    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

                    Originally posted by MyQueerDad View Post
                    homophobicness is such a failure
                    What do you mean by that?

                    A failure to get into Heaven?
                    A failure to get AIDS?
                    A failure to interpret GOD'S WORD as intended?

                    Maybe you've been blinded due to the fact that you're the offspring of a sodomite, which I didn't even know was possible...
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • #85
                      Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

                      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                      What do you mean by that?

                      A failure to get into Heaven?
                      A failure to get AIDS?
                      A failure to interpret GOD'S WORD as intended?

                      Maybe you've been blinded due to the fact that you're the offspring of a sodomite, which I didn't even know was possible...
                      Its not...

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                      • #86
                        Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

                        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                        What do you mean by that?

                        A failure to get into Heaven?
                        A failure to get AIDS?
                        A failure to interpret GOD'S WORD as intended?

                        Maybe you've been blinded due to the fact that you're the offspring of a sodomite, which I didn't even know was possible...
                        dude...is your avatar jesus holding an m16? lol. i pray to beelzebub that your life is shortlived. i hope you die on 911 by getting hit with a toy plane that sends off a cataclysmic chain of events that eventually leads to a clot in your blood stream, ending your horrible, racist, bigot, homophobic,intolerant,ignorant life "AHH....heart attack...god save me...uh....god damnit!"

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                        • #87
                          Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

                          Originally posted by barbedwirebat View Post
                          dude...is your avatar jesus holding an m16? lol. i pray to beelzebub that your life is shortlived. i hope you die on 911 by getting hit with a toy plane that sends off a cataclysmic chain of events that eventually leads to a clot in your blood stream, ending your horrible, racist, bigot, homophobic,intolerant,ignorant life "AHH....heart attack...god save me...uh....god damnit!"
                          Have you considered anger management therapy ?
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • #88
                            Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

                            Originally posted by barbedwirebat View Post
                            dude...is your avatar jesus holding an m16?
                            Honestly, you non-Christians know nothing. That's not an M16. This is an M16:



                            You're not going to survive Armageddon unless you get yourself some military training. Better yet, accept Jesus, and you'll be Raptured - then you'll only have to do National Guard patrol in Heaven rather than being in combat in Iran.

                            YIC,
                            Buford
                            yours in Christ,
                            Brother Buford

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                            The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
                            - Rush Limbaugh

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