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  • #46
    Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

    Cranky has a big double morale issue by having a facebook and creating a thread about why people shouldn't.

    God dosen't like double morale!
    Thats not good.

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    • #47
      Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

      Originally posted by Nefiron View Post
      Cranky has a big double morale issue by having a facebook and creating a thread about why people shouldn't.

      God dosen't like double morale!
      Thats not good.
      Now listen Zack Efron,

      Brother COM has more moral and ethical fiber than you could point a stick at!

      Sometimes, we as True Christians™ have to take a look at the darkside to know first hand what is right from what is wrong and us "walking in another's shoes" (as described in not inly Isaiah but also in Luke). Gosh even Jesus had to confront the devil in the desert to get more of an understanding of the plight of we mere mortals.

      As such Brother COM has made his OWN sacrifice to root out all the evils of facebook, so as to expose it for the debauchery it has proven to be.

      Instead of slighting him you should be thanking him. No doubt though you are also ungrateful that Jesus died (temporarily) for all your sins too!

      YIC,

      Mrs.P.Wintersnow




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • #48
        Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

        Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
        Nice. Very nice.

        You're suggesting that COM shouldn't display an interest in men and women? What are you suggesting, noodle boy - that he should display an interest in horses, donkeys and goats?

        COM spits in Satan's eye by creating a Facespace account to learn about its abominations, comes here to inform us what he's found, and all you can do is make outrageous suggestions!

        It wouldn't surprise me if you had a Facespace account yourself! You and your meatball-munching friends probably use Facespace to spread your sauce-laden heresy among innocent children!
        What I am suggesting is that the way he has his profile set up at the moment could be why he is experiencing so many problems with farcebook.
        As for using farcebook to spread the Good News do you mean something like this?
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        • #49
          Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          I know on my MySpace page some pervert named Tom keeps pestering me.


          I think he must want sex from me and to date me because he keeps sending me e-mails about "up-dates" even though I tell him time again to go straight to HELL, I'm taken . I'm not interested in his down-dates either. What a perv.
          I'll take care of him, sister.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #50
            Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

            Those satan worshippers at Facebook just killed my Facebook account. I have no doubt that my messages praising Jesus caused them to do that. It seems Facebook is even more evil than I already suspected.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #51
              Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Those satan worshippers at Facebook just killed my Facebook account. I have no doubt that my messages praising Jesus caused them to do that. It seems Facebook is even more evil than I already suspected.
              That place is run by hook-nosed Christ-killers who do nothing but lay snares against Christians and attempt to destroy God's Kingdom on earth.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #52
                Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

                God uses Al-Qaeda to destroy Facebook !!!

                http://twitter.com/alqaeda/status/25339422716


                Never expected one ultimate evil to destroy another one so I am certain God's hand must be behind this!
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #53
                  Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

                  I agree with you Cranky Old Man, the Facebook is indeed from devil.
                  Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
                  The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

                    okay what the fuck is wrong with you people i dont think any of the crap that dumb ass said has happened to anyone plus whats wrong if you find out if that some ones an atheist its not hurting you i mean im not a christian im an agonist and im not trying to "destroy your soul" so im sorry but y'all need to shut the fuck up cause none of you know what your talking about

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                    • #55
                      Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

                      Originally posted by obamabuddy View Post
                      im an agonist
                      I find that very hard to believe.

                      Originally posted by Wikipedia
                      An agonist is a chemical that binds to a receptor of a cell and triggers a response by that cell. Agonists often mimic the action of a naturally occurring substance. Whereas an agonist causes an action, an antagonist blocks the action of the agonist and an inverse agonist causes an action opposite to that of the agonist.
                      How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                      The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                      How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                      God HATES Carbon Dating

                      2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

                        Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
                        I find that very hard to believe.
                        oh my freaking bad i meant agnostic my spell check is on the frits

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                        • #57
                          Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

                          Originally posted by obamabuddy View Post
                          oh my freaking bad i meant agnostic my spell check is on the frits
                          Before you make any more posts, please make an introduction of yourself in the INTRODUCTION FORUM and tell us a bit about your relationship with Jesus.
                          How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                          The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                          How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                          God HATES Carbon Dating

                          2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

                            after reading through some of the forums and ive seen the error of my ways and i want to become a christian oh and how do i do the introduction thingy because i tried and it wont let me

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                            • #59
                              Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

                              Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
                              Before you make any more posts, please make an introduction of yourself in the INTRODUCTION FORUM and tell us a bit about your relationship with Jesus.
                              oh and thank you for helping me turn my life around

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                              • #60
                                Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

                                This thread is the most HYPOCRITICAL thread I have ever seen in my life.
                                ARRIVE ... RAISE HELL ... LEAVE ...

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