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  • Kingdom of Trinity
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    • Jul 2010
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    #1

    Gender crisis?

    I don't know if any of you are familiar with, or how familiar some of you may be with persons who have trouble with gender identity.

    What I was born as, I know this is not what I am supposed to be. I plan remedying this problem as soon as time (and money) permit me to do so.

    Though I have to ask, am I damned for feeling this way? Is God punishing me by having me be born as I am?
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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
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      • Jul 2009
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      #2
      Re: Gender crisis?

      Just choose to not be a homer anymore. We have an ex-gay program to help you along the way if you need it.

      I mean quitting being gay is simple.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Kingdom of Trinity
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          • Jul 2010
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          #3
          Re: Gender crisis?

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          Just choose to not be a homer anymore. We have an ex-gay program to help you along the way if you need it.

          I mean quitting being gay is simple.
          I'm pretty far from being a homosexual. If anything, I am an asexual.

          I'm just wondering if getting a sex change is a one-way ticket to hell.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
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              • Jan 2008
              • 22880
              #4
              Re: Gender crisis?

              Originally posted by Kingdom of Trinity View Post
              If anything, I am an asexual.
              M't:19:12: For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

              Think of it. It's not as if you're going to miss anything, is it?

              I'm just wondering if getting a sex change is a one-way ticket to hell.
              Yes, it is.
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                • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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                  • Jun 2009
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                  #5
                  Re: Gender crisis?

                  Originally posted by Kingdom of Trinity View Post
                  I'm pretty far from being a homosexual. If anything, I am an asexual.


                  Asexual?

                  Then what is the point in changing your parts around? Haven't you heard about the starving children in Africa? What your operation would cost would buy every kid in Nigeria a wholesome meal! How you can be so selfish, and to be so selfish in regards to something of no consequence to yourself is outrageous!



                  Take the cost of your surgery and donate it to Landover Baptist foreign missionary service!!!


                  You just might find an altruistic act to be the beginning of your path to Salvation!




                  Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639
                      #6
                      Re: Gender crisis?

                      Mark 10:6: But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

                      You can be the one to tell the Almighty to His face that He messed up.
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                        • Wernesgruner
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                          • Jun 2010
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                          Re: Gender crisis?

                          I don't think the bible explicitly prohibit sex change. But there are some moral issues...

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                            • Kingdom of Trinity
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                              Re: Gender crisis?

                              That's the thing, I want to make myself a eunuch for the greater good. By nature, I abstain anyhow, so this would just make it that much better I think? Any money left I'd gladly donate.

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                                • HTannor
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                                  • Jun 2009
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                                  #9
                                  Re: Gender crisis?

                                  20 bucks at Wal Mart





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