SPAM ALERT!

[Glendora Christianson]

My fingers are still shaking as I type this. Today, our church email accounts were infected with an unspeakable evil. I don't know quite what to say, but I could never forgive myself if I failed to alert the pristine souls of LBC.

If you have any emails with the following message and link, delete them immediately!

From:"johnnie davy" <carideva@ramifications.net>
Be like a pornstar!
Your wife will be satisfied!
http://galesirsio.com/wc/
have. He paused, pondering. Dave considered
He was holding heavy sword

http://galesirsio.com/wc/

[Talitha]

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Bobby-Joe................That one's for you!!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Bobby-Joe................That one's for you!!!!

Thank you Sister; clearly this website is a nest of homers out to peddle their drugs to spread the gay virus. I will have to investigate further.

[not_satan]

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uuuuuuuuuum it's called junk mail

and since i'm sure that your email is publicly posted on your site you should be happy it's taken this long for it to happen...

have fun with the never ending stream of useless ad's in your future!

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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Of all the unholyness!


If Mrs. Green were still alive she would not approve of such porno acts from me. I wonder what this maggot and his sites are all about? I do not wish to click those links untill I know what it is, because If it contains unGODLY matirial, then I ought to advert my eyes.


-Mr. Green

[not_satan]

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Of all the unholyness!


If Mrs. Green were still alive she would not approve of such porno acts from me.

-Mr. Green

If Mrs. Green were still alive than she wouldn't be around because I'd be too busy plowing her...not that I don't anyways

[Petal]

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If Mrs. Green were still alive than she wouldn't be around because I'd be too busy plowing her...not that I don't anyways

you needs to quit wiv your untrue yaps, Mr.Not_satan, cuz everyone no what you saids is a big fat lie an we no that cuz of what you posteds here

But i also don't see how these people are ever going to convince the right people to stop war and go home and [do the nawty m-ing].

nows, it tellin that the first thang you thawt of when you read abouts that there orgism for peece were that folks gonna be havin them peece orgisms on thier lonesome, an i thinks that cuz you have them lonesome orgisms everydays you prolly havin one rite nows

Mr.Not_satan, you gotta get saveds an then finds youselfs a bootiful christian lady to marrys or this really gonna be your futures

[SUV]

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nows, it tellin that the first thang you thawt of when you read abouts that there orgism for peece were that folks gonna be havin them peece orgisms on thier lonesome, an i thinks that cuz you have them lonesome orgisms everydays you prolly havin one rite nows

Miss Petal, surely The Old One Himself must have pulled the wool over Jesus' Eyes yet again, being as Our Lord did not jump Right out to prevent your learning about these Dreadful Orgy-things!

Then again, perhaps there is no such thing anyway - all I really Believe in is JESUS!!!

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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If Mrs. Green were still alive than she wouldn't be around because I'd be too busy plowing her...not that I don't anyways

Plowing her? You unsaved moron, my wife never was a garden you could just "plow". Do you live in America? If you do, then it's time to learn to use some AMERICAN analogy than your Satanic slang. Next time, don't come here on a floating door.