[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Salutations to my true christian brethren. I came to ask whether it is acceptable to use my left hand in acts such as playing my ukulele and tending to my vege garden and if it is blasphemous in any way and if they are dark deeds I need to be rid of.

Many thanks!

This isn't tech support, dear. This isn't the place where you bombard people with questions. Do we look Indian? Come on.

When you registered with our friendly forum, you agreed to join the chorus of Brothers and Sisters singing the Praises of Jesus and helping spread the Good News that infidels will be slaughtered by His Almighty Angels until their blood runs as high as a horse's bridle (Revelation 14:20) and Jesus uses that blood to dye His Royal Clothes (Isaiah 63:3).

So let's get praising!

\o/

[redstoneblock]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Dear Miss Block,

God must have given you the susceptibility of left-handedness because He wished to punish you for the sins of your forefathers (because of their trespasses 1-10 generations ago):

Exodus 20:5
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Bu choosing Jesus and rejecting Sin and utilizing Prayer it is possible to cure this "birth-defect" (Luke 17:6). You see, it may well be "genetic" or "hereditary" or "congenital" but it does not matter. Sin does, and it is obvious that the fathers of the sinister-handed must have angered Jesusquite a lot.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Haha, yes, my Dad put his copy of the Bible through the paper shredder when he was a teen. Then he went out and bought another one because he realised it was a useful reference tool.


That's GOT to be the reason. Not.

[Acg.77]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Amen! I am glad to see somebody giving some much-needed attention to the issue of the disgusting, alternate lifestyle of being left-handed.

Of course normal people like us take for granted that our families and friends all use their right hand, but we forget that there is an underbelly to society, a dismal moral abyss of deviants who choose to defy nature and GOD and do everything with their LEFT.

Well, I certainly hope this helps them see the light.

"You know it's people like you that keep descrimination going. It's sites like this. I am Cathloc, and I have faith that God wouldn't send a good person who has faith in our lord for something he or she was born with. Some people can't just change their southpaw, are they going to hell as well?? I am left handed, and I believe in God. I am good but I make mistakes. I don't think I'm going to hell. What this is is just plain ignorance. What disguising lifestyle do we live? How is our lifestyle bad?? Are u familiar with the saying God made u the way u are? Well he made us lefties, and we're not going anywhere. God is with us lefties and the righties who choose to have faith. Without lefties, u wouldn't have apple products, without lefties, our outstanding breakthroughs might not even have existed, righties and lefties are all the same, no matter what u say.

[Acg.77]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?

Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.

Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.

Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:

Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.

Barack Hussein Obama
W.C. Fields
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Robert Plant
Julius Caesar
Fidel Castro
David Letterman
Kermit the Frog
Boston Strangler
Jack-the-Ripper
Leonardo da Vinci
Euell Gibbons
Albert Einstein
Oprah Winfrey
Robert Redford
Bart Simpson
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Benjamin Netanyahu
Angelina Jolie
Dan Aykroyd
Paul McCartney
Ehud Olmert
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ringo Starr
Jerry Seinfeld

And it was just a few...
Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.

Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.


Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
…
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:



Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.



Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”

Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”

"While it is not as honorable as sitting at someone’s right hand, sitting at the left hand is still a position of honor (Matthew 20:21). Sitting immediately to a person’s left was considered the second-most honorable position."

[Acg.77]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?

Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.

Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.

Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:

Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.

Barack Hussein Obama
W.C. Fields
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Robert Plant
Julius Caesar
Fidel Castro
David Letterman
Kermit the Frog
Boston Strangler
Jack-the-Ripper
Leonardo da Vinci
Euell Gibbons
Albert Einstein
Oprah Winfrey
Robert Redford
Bart Simpson
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Benjamin Netanyahu
Angelina Jolie
Dan Aykroyd
Paul McCartney
Ehud Olmert
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ringo Starr
Jerry Seinfeld

And it was just a few...
Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.

Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.


Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
…
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:



Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.



Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”

Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”

Dear Mr. Black

It seems clear to me that you are a "left-hander" who just don't want to change. Well I can't say I'm sorry, that you're gonna burn in Hell for that.
You are right about one thing though. I’m sincerely sad that I do not master God’s own language “American” to perfection yet. Unfortunately, I am raised in Denmark, where Denmarkian is the first language.
As for my opinions... They are, as you can see, based on the Bible’s words, and in clear contrast to you, I believe in each and every one of the scriptures in the Holy Book.
In addition… You should probably be careful to criticize my way to write, as long as you choose to write God without a capitalized G. Enjoy Hell.

Can u make that decision? Can u tell him that he's going to burn in hell? In the bible it states that God forgives us for everything, just as long as we have faith in him, you're ignorant buddy. Oh and look at this - "While it is not as honorable as sitting at someone’s right hand, sitting at the left hand is still a position of honor (Matthew 20:21). Sitting immediately to a person’s left was considered the second-most honorable position." Yeah and I'm left handed, God made us lefties and we aren't going anywhere

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

"You know it's people like you that keep descrimination going. It's sites like this.

I think you're confused. It's people like you who refuse to capitulate to Jesus' demands that force us to continue to show Tough Love.

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Can u make that decision? Can u tell him that he's going to burn in hell?...

Of course he doesn't make that decision, nor does he claim to. He can (and believes he should) warn him that the Bible says he will.

...In the bible it states that God forgives us for everything, just as long as we have faith in him, you're ignorant buddy...

There is an unforgivable sin, and you should be more careful calling others ignorant around here if you don't know that.

...Oh and look at this - "While it is not as honorable as sitting at someone’s right hand, sitting at the left hand is still a position of honor (Matthew 20:21). Sitting immediately to a person’s left was considered the second-most honorable position...

Oh, look, your supposed proof says nothing of the sort. The entire passage only discusses sitting there (btw, Jesus says "uh, no." to her).

...Yeah and I'm left handed, God made us lefties and we aren't going anywhere

God (according to the Bible) made the good and the bad:

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."

Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

Stick around. You obviously need to learn some Christianity.

[Left Handed]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

youre retarded kef

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

youre retarded kef

The white people will ban you if you make a habit of drinking demon rum and making inane remarks.

[handmaiden]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Dennis Quaid -- who has been married three times -- is left-handed, as is Vincent D'Onofrio -- who has played all kinds of bad people, and so is Obama.


Writing right handedly yours,


Handmaiden

[Openyoureyes666]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

You all are fucking crazy. Science has proven left-handers were born this way. I can't believe I'm saying this in 2016!!! Blind followers (doesn't the bible have something to say about that!?!?) I have been left handed for EVER. My father tried to get me to write with my right and it physically hurt me. I'm sure your crazy asses will bring up something about demons or Satan or what-have-you but you're wrong. To the lady who states she's happy her husband forced her to use your right hand - you are ass-backwards and need a spouse not someone who runs your life. As for the picture posted of our President and his beautiful wife - it's proven that it was flipped in photo-shop, simple research will show you that. Furthermore, please lady, who is asking for cites. Give me PROOF your God exists - because I have news for you, 1000's of gods have been spoken about since the beginning of time, please tell me how you KNOW yours exists, and explain that a thousand years before Jesus Egyptians had a story of one of THEIR gods being born to a virgin - look it up. Christianity is just a religion stolen from other religions. It's not unique in any way.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

You are not off to a good start friend. Why don't you start over and tell us about your church and pastor. The white people will want to know how you found Jesus.


Jah Guide
Trevor

[Alvin Moss]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

You all are piffleing crazy. Science has proven left-handers were born this way. I can't believe I'm saying this in 2016!!! Blind followers (doesn't the bible have something to say about that!?!?) I have been left handed for EVER. My father tried to get me to write with my right and it physically hurt me. I'm sure your crazy asses will bring up something about demons or Satan or what-have-you but you're wrong. To the lady who states she's happy her husband forced her to use your right hand - you are ass-backwards and need a spouse not someone who runs your life. As for the picture posted of our President and his beautiful wife - it's proven that it was flipped in photo-shop, simple research will show you that. Furthermore, please lady, who is asking for cites. Give me PROOF your God exists - because I have news for you, 1000's of gods have been spoken about since the beginning of time, please tell me how you KNOW yours exists, and explain that a thousand years before Jesus Egyptians had a story of one of THEIR gods being born to a virgin - look it up. Christianity is just a religion stolen from other religions. It's not unique in any way.

The Lord God has warned us that the people of Satan would appear bearing his mark (Revelation 13:18), which is six hundred, three score and six. You bear that number. Do not expect us to be impressed by your reliance on science. Our knowledge is far beyond that sorcery and we are not moved. Like many others before you, who appear at the rate of perhaps three per week, you feel you are bringing us information that will rock us to our souls. Do not be so impressed with yourself. We have heard it all before. But have you heard about Jesus? You may not understand this, but I believe he guided you here to save you. Even for a profane man like yourself, salvation is possible. Why don't you open your heart to Jesus and accept the truth? Tell us about your own congregation. Who is your Pastor? Are you married yet? How many sons do you have. We are very interested to hear your story.


God Bless!

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

...Science has proven left-handers were born this way...

Same with pedophiliacs, so hurry up and defend them, too.

...Blind followers (doesn't the bible have something to say about that!?!?)...

Yes, it does. Why don't you share with us what you've found the Bible says about it?

...I'm sure your crazy asses will bring up something about demons or Satan or what-have-you but you're wrong...

Assertions are not proof. Assertions led into with insults even more so.

...Give me PROOF your God exists...

How about you post your proof that God doesn't exist? You wouldn't believe something with no proof, would you?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Jesus bangs out a 2-for-1 smiting upon lefties and Sodomites. If the Good LORD can see no difference between the two abominations, who am I to try?