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  • #706
    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by caityy View Post
    the first person i've seen on this website with common sense. thank you.

    Do tell. Meanwhile, you are not the first unsaved wretch who has appeared here to complain about Jesus, insult God and butcher the American language. What do you want? Are you only here to make an ass of yourself, or do you have anything constructive to add?
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • #707
      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Wait...Im confused...So you ignorant people believe that if you were born left handed that you cant change? Just sounds like your lazy and you dont want to change for God. Some of the good people here at LBC have even stated that they were left handed and changed there evil ways for God. You are not born left or right. Its a choice. And if you used your left hand then you better start using the right my friends.
      When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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      • #708
        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Originally posted by The Lord's Hammer View Post
        ...So you ignorant people...
        How to clarify whom you are responding to, and avoid hurting Deaner's feelings.

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        • #709
          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          How to clarify whom you are responding to, and avoid hurting Deaner's feelings.
          Aaahh...Sorry bother...I could see how that could be confusing.
          When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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          • #710
            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Originally posted by The Lord's Hammer View Post
            Aaahh...Sorry bother...I could see how that could be confusing.
            You purposefully hurt the feelings of poor Deaner, a Godly man, then turn around and embrace the atheist Didymus as a "brother"? What kind of ministry are you running, chump?

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            • #711
              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Our Lord does say that if your hand offends you you should chop it off... the answer if simple - CHOP IT OFF people....
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              Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
              so a fool returneth to his folly

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              • #712
                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
                Our Lord does say that if your hand offends you you should chop it off... the answer if simple - CHOP IT OFF people....
                Exactly. If you think its to hard to change hands then go to greater lenths to learn. Id chop my left hand off if it would force me to be right handed as should any true follower. But i dont think that one would have to go to such lengths since its proven to be something one can learn. It amazing how many lazy lefties who refuse to learn are out there spitting in the eye of our lord.
                When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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                • #713
                  Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by The Lord's Hammer View Post
                  ...If you think it's too hard...
                  How about praying to Jesus for better grammar and spelling? Yeah, that'd be great.

                  James 5:16 "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

                  If it doesn't happen, it's proof you have insufficient faith (or the Bible's a crock of shit).

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                  • #714
                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    How about praying to Jesus for better grammar and spelling? Yeah, that'd be great.

                    James 5:16 "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

                    If it doesn't happen, it's proof you have insufficient faith (or the Bible's a crock of shit).
                    Already on my to do list my friend.
                    When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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                    • #715
                      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by The Lord's Hammer View Post
                      Already on my to do list my friend.

                      This is serious, friend. Again, I direct you to Luke 11:23, where we are admonished to have no truck with the wicked. This Much man is much unsaved and bound for Hell. Don't go there with him; it's too hot.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                      • #716
                        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                        This is serious, friend. Again, I direct you to Luke 11:23, where we are admonished to have no truck with the wicked. This Much man is much unsaved and bound for Hell. Don't go there with him; it's too hot.
                        You speak truth. And i will not doubt it.
                        When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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                        • #717
                          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          I use my right for everything! Except jerking off, I tend to use my left then.

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                          • #718
                            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by Amen Jungle View Post
                            I use my right for everything! Except jerking off, I tend to use my left then.
                            You should be ashamed of yourself, seriously. How dare you practice such a vile and putrid practice. The Lord gave you thos hands for praying and disciplining your wife and kids.

                            Psalms 63:4
                            Psalms 134:2
                            Psalms 141:2
                            When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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                            • #719
                              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Originally posted by Amen Jungle View Post
                              I use my right for everything! Except jerking off, I tend to use my left then.
                              Enjoy hell.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • #720
                                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen View Post

                                Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.
                                That image was doctored in Photoshop. Just saying.

                                [LINK TO IMAGE OF NAKED MICHELLE OBAMA SHE-MALE CREATURE REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
                                Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 07-30-2015, 01:33 AM. Reason: don't do that

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