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  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
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    What is a ¨true amedextric¨? Would it be an idea to start using your right knuckle to type?
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Originally posted by Roland View Post
      What is a ¨true amedextric¨? Would it be an idea to start using your right knuckle to type?
      True amedextric means you were born with the ability to write with both you hands. Most of them normally perfer one over the other. It's an extremely rare gift

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      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
        True amedextric means you were born with the ability to write with both you hands. Most of them normally perfer one over the other. It's an extremely rare gift
        Hello Chris,

        In this case I would suggest you start typing with your right knuckle; your ambidextrous typing just doesn´t seem to work out very well. An extremely rare gift indeed it seems. Judges 20:16 suggests there might be a merit but you just don´t seem to be able to deliver.

        Kind regards,

        Roland
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Mister Roland if you were to read my full post you would see I'm not true amedextric but my daughter is. I am left handed and I'm proud of it. I am honored to have same handedness as Ehud a hero of the bible.

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          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
            I am left handed and I am proud of it.
            Amen brother 🙏🙏🙏
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            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Thank you for the support brother. We lefties are a proud people who should be treated with the same respect as right handed people. We are no different from you.
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              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by RyanTheM8ron View Post
                "STOP being Left-handed!!!!"

                Ahem. No. Left hand is my best hand. I use it to write, and most other things. If I meet God in purgatory and he yells at me just for using a different hand then I'll just tell him "Idfk what to say to you honestly."
                You still have time to think up a better response.
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by Roland View Post
                  Hello Chris,

                  In this case I would suggest you start typing with your right knuckle; your ambidextrous typing just doesn´t seem to work out very well. An extremely rare gift indeed it seems.
                  Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
                  Mister Roland if you were to read my full post you would see I'm not true amedextric but my daughter is.



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                  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Let's not forget Left handed equals dominate right side of the brain, right handed equals dominate left side of the brain. If the right is good then we lefties are good in our minds. If the left is bad then that means you righties are bad in your mind. That is how your logic seems to work. So maybe the Lord made us this way and made so rare because their are so few good people in this world but more corrupt and evil people. We are the 10-12 percent after all and that means we are few. Maybe we the good ones then. It's just theory, I could be wrong or I could be right only time will tell.

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                    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
                      Let's not forget Left handed equals dominate right side of the brain, right handed equals dominate left side of the brain. If the right is good then we lefties are good in our minds. If the left is bad then that means you righties are bad in your mind. That is how your logic seems to work. So maybe the Lord made us this way and made so rare because their are so few good people in this world but more corrupt and evil people. We are the 10-12 percent after all and that means we are few. Maybe we the good ones then. It's just theory, I could be wrong or I could be right only time will tell.
                      That whole "left side," "right side" of the brain nonsense is pseudoscience claptrap invented by socialists who want all children to be raised by the government, starting in public, mandatory preschool. They use fancy words to try and trick you into believing they're talking sense, but in reality they're distracting you and hoping you don't notice how many more young, impressionable people fall victim to the Gay Agenda each and every day. Read your Bible dear, and stop making stuff up.
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                      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Scientists and doctor's around the world have proven this by studying the brain and seeing how it reacts when you use your hands and feets. When you use your left foot and left arm the right side reacts, when you use your right arm and right foot the left side reacts. God has granted us the material for us to create the technology for us to find out these things.

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                        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          So let's pretend that I believe in God for just one moment:

                          Left-handedness is a birth defect. If God created me, then he created me left-handed. If left-handed people are so damned, why did He make me left handed?


                          How can I prove that I'm left handed? Simple. My right hand is so useless it can barely grasp a tennis ball, yet alone use it as my functional hand.


                          You could say that I was just saying/pretending to be left handed, I suppose, but if you ever met me in person you could tell quite plainly that my right hand is completely and useless. Literally - it hangs by my side like an asymmetrical paper cutout.


                          ~ Sincerely,


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                          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by redstoneblock View Post
                            ...
                            Left-handedness is a birth defect. If God created me, then he created me left-handed. If left-handed people are so damned, why did He make me left handed?...
                            Dear Miss Block,

                            God must have given you the susceptibility of left-handedness because He wished to punish you for the sins of your forefathers (because of their trespasses 1-10 generations ago):

                            Exodus 20:5
                            Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

                            Deuteronomy 23:2
                            A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


                            Bu choosing Jesus and rejecting Sin and utilizing Prayer it is possible to cure this "birth-defect" (Luke 17:6). You see, it may well be "genetic" or "hereditary" or "congenital" but it does not matter. Sin does, and it is obvious that the fathers of the sinister-handed must have angered Jesusquite a lot.


                            Yours in Christ,

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                            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Salutations to my true christian brethren. I came to ask whether it is acceptable to use my left hand in acts such as playing my ukulele and tending to my vege garden and if it is blasphemous in any way and if they are dark deeds I need to be rid of.

                              Many thanks!
                              Luke 1:37 - For with God nothing shall be impossible.

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                              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by redstoneblock View Post
                                So let's pretend that I believe in God for just one moment:

                                Left-handedness is a birth defect. If God created me, then he created me left-handed. If left-handed people are so damned, why did He make me left handed?


                                How can I prove that I'm left handed? Simple. My right hand is so useless it can barely grasp a tennis ball, yet alone use it as my functional hand.


                                You could say that I was just saying/pretending to be left handed, I suppose, but if you ever met me in person you could tell quite plainly that my right hand is completely and useless. Literally - it hangs by my side like an asymmetrical paper cutout.


                                ~ Sincerely,


                                An Atheist
                                Perhaps He pre-punished you because He foreknew of your insolent nature and rebellious attitude.

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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