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No they aren't. They originated in foreign countries, and according to what you said, are evil.
No they aren't. They originated in foreign countries, and according to what you said, are evil.
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Re: Help! My Daughter!
If there from foreign countries then why is Olive Garden headquartered in Florida? Come on smarty pants, explain that.Originally posted by Sonikku View PostNo they aren't. They originated in foreign countries, and according to what you said, are evil.
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Re: Help! My Daughter!
People from other countries came here to make food from their countries. Who'da thunk it?Comment
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Precisely why they should stay in their countries -- or else ...if they go to America, they either make American food or -- their food becomes American. Try to get an American pizza in Italy. Hamburgers in Hamburg, maybe? Vienna hot dogs in Vienna? Chop suey where?Originally posted by Sonikku View PostComment
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You do know how stupid the post made you sound, right?Originally posted by Magnum Innominandum View PostComment
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I have it on excellent authority that chop suey is made out of cats, and the name comes from the agonizing shriek the cat gives out when it's skinned alive.Originally posted by Magnum Innominandum View Post
Those gooks will eat anything.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Food, my friend, has always been highly symbolic.Originally posted by Sonikku View Post
The croissant, for example, is taken to represent the crescent moon worshipped by the mudslime, and eating one celebrates the defeat of the terrible Turk at the gates of Vienna in 1683.
Vienna, however, has always been notorious for harboring Joos like Freud and the type of harlot depicted in the paintings of Klimt (the study of which resulted in psychology). These days Vienna is full of mudslime; though the Joos of the Promised Land are preyed upon by the fanatical sand Negro, the cunning Joo banker is disloyal even to his own people and throws the gates open to all manner of un-Christian monstrosities.
Vienna is not the Carinthia of Jörg Haider or the Styria of Arnold Schwarzenegger -- it is a city of metrosexuals, homers, Joos, musicians, and an ever multiplying number of mudslime, fit "only to rot in womanish peace."
It does not deserve the Vienna Beef hot dog, the pinnacle of cuisine in Chicago -- and it does not get it. Thus, when I bite into a proper hot dog, I envision severing the limb of Satan with my incisors, slice by slice. Sometimes I put them on a croissant (an American croissant, mind you) and slay two birds of Beelzebub with every bite.
If foreigners blessed with admittance to America (or swimming evilly in across the Rio Grande, like the chupacabra) need their precious "ethnic foods" -- they can go back to where they came from.
Sincerely,
Magna, née MagnusComment
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I hope you realise that so little of your culture originated in your own country that its embaraasing. Pasta and Pizza come from Italy. They are Italian dishes. If an American goes to Italy, does that make him Italian? Nachos are from southern and central America. The coffee you drink is also from South America. The cotton in your clothes is from the West Indes. The 'fries' you eat with every meal originated in France. The grapes and olives in your vineyards also are from Europe.Originally posted by Magnum Innominandum View Post
There is nothing special about America at all. Some might say that Britain duplicated like a cell, the new cell became the USA. This new cell started duplicating out of control to form a tumour, giving the world cancer.
Yes, the USA is the world's cancer.
Go ahead. Ban me.Comment
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Because you're a whiny little ingrate who would be speaking German now if we didn't step in and save you from the Kaiser or Hitler? No.Originally posted by Sacha-DG View PostPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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But saying fries originated in France is a bannable offence IMHO.Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
But that might be my personal view on it. 
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Giving money to Landover won't save his soul from eternity in hell. Quit trying to scam him. Repent, friend, and you shall be saved.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostComment
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Would you stop lying and throwing out false accusations, and actually read the Bible?Originally posted by cornyjohn View Post
Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me.
But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts,
If I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
Malachi 3:8-10
God says you MUST tithe!
And even the Pastors at Landover tithe, so don't you get any ideas.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Just shoot her. Thats the Landover Baptist thing to do.
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Little boy, you are not funny. We are True Christians™, as gentle as Jesus Himself. And the Bible admonishes us to obey secular law at all times, so we do NOT go around shooting our daughters.Originally posted by scotty View PostJust shoot her. Thats the Landover Baptist thing to do.
Any more slander like this and I'll have our team of high priced joo lawyers serve you with so many lawsuits you'll think your'e a papist preist!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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She sounds like my kind of girl? Does she have a mobile number? I'd show her a good time!Comment
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