[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Dear Janine Walker,

When my eyes tear up they burn a lot, I was wondering if there was a Christian doctor in house at the moment who could help answer why? I tried to pray for an answer but apparently this concern isn't that great to God and I can understand why!

I see my esteemed colleague Rev. Jim Osborne already addressed your question. Please allow me to add some more insight.

As a medical professional I can assure you that severe pain in your eyes is nothing to worry about. Pain is just a sign from God that He cares. If you are really lucky God will even make you blind to show His love for you! "And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth. And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind? Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him." (John 9:1-3)

I have often seen the eyes of the children I filled with the joy of Jesus getting full of tears. Tears no doubt caused by the holy spirit entering their body and filling their soul. A gratifying experience even for an experienced man like myself. "My friends scorn me: but mine eye poureth out tears unto God" (Job 16:20)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Well, technically I am a doctor (Th.D. and D.Min) so I am more than qualified to answer this question. What you are feeling is your tears are loaded with impure thoughts and temptation. Whenever Satan whispers into your ear and tries to get you to stray from the Good Book...like lying, coveting, or even trying to pursue a college education even though you're a woman, it comes out in the form of tears. And they burn because they're filled with Hellfire.

Rest assured, this is just your pure body cleaning itself out though! Much like a bowel movement.

Psalm 126:5 They that sow in tears shall reap in joy

Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away

You will be perfectly alright.

You are probably right Rev. Jim.

Here I was thinking it was the mascara she is MUCH too young to be wearing. But I'm sure it is temptation demons letting her know they are constantly there, just waiting for her to slip up.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Perfect! Maybe she learn the value of good hard work by scrubbing the messicant's toilets or something.

"She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness." Proverbs 31:27

Honey, I wouldn't want to take your job.. I'd feel really bad!

That is not my job, Sister. I'm Brother James's personal assistant and staff coordinator. Don't worry though, I'm sure we can find something for you to do.

How do you feel about cleaning stables? Girls your age like horses, right?

What could I have done to deserve this?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

I had my assistant Brother Evelyn readdress the bill this morning Brother James. You should receive it by Monday. And as a personal favor to you, I had him deduct 20% percent of the rebilling fee. See at services this Sunday!

[Teach me]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

http://www.allaboutvision.com/conditions/dryeye.htm

That site should explain why your eyes burn. You should seek real medical help before your eyes get any worse. I don't want to offend anyone by posting that, but only trying to help out.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Friends, I have terrible news. Sister Janine is in a coma. Apparently God smited her with a staff infection in her eyes that travelled down the optic nerve into her brain. She is at Landover Medical center, clinging bravely to life. We should all pray for her recovery, but it seems the Lord has decided to call her home.

I will keep you posted as to her condition in the coming days. And Brother James, you will still be paying her bill I assume?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Friends, I have terrible news. Sister Janine is in a coma. Apparently God smited her with a staff infection in her eyes that travelled down the optic nerve into her brain. She is at Landover Medical center, clinging bravely to life. We should all pray for her recovery, but it seems the Lord has decided to call her home.

I will keep you posted as to her condition in the coming days. And Brother James, you will still be paying her bill I assume?

OH my, yes I will pay the bill. I do hope that sweet young girl is OK. Have any of our Pastors convened to lay their healing hands upon her? Does she have any medical coverage at all? I know her parents are not in the best of financial shape. Jesus has moved me to offer to pick up any expenses that she may incur. I look upon that child as if I where her uncle.

Professor spare not a dime on her. I am sure that her parents and I can come to some sort of restitution.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

OH NO!!!

Poor Janine!!! I hope she gets better, she was rrrreeaaalllly nice and cute and sweet and EVERYTHING!!! I wonder what she did to make God mad enough to give her a COMA!!!

I will TOTALLY be praying for her 24/7/365 after I get done with my shift at the Pita Pit!





Tammi +

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Dear Friends,

Friends, I have terrible news. Sister Janine is in a coma. ... it seems the Lord has decided to call her home.

I have some excellent news in the matter! I went to the hospital to assist in her treatment but a few minutes after I arrived her heart suddenly stopped beating. Jesus has called her home! Praise The LORD! I have also made sure her earthly assets are in good hands now, she signed the papers right before she died.

"Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth corruption inherit incorruption. Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality. So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory." (1st Corinthians 15:50-54)

Yours in Jesus Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Felicity]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

She is in Heaven!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Dear Friends,

I have some excellent news in the matter! I went to the hospital to assist in her treatment but a few minutes after I arrived her heart suddenly stopped beating. Jesus has called her home! Praise The LORD! I have also made sure her earthly assets are in good hands now, she signed the papers right before she died.

"Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth corruption inherit incorruption. Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality. So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory." (1st Corinthians 15:50-54)

Yours in Jesus Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

I can confirm Dr. Manning on this. Jannine was disconnected from life support and the organ harvest commenced immediately. Who was it that has O positive blood and was thinking they might want to try out a new liver? Was it Brother Bathfire? If so, please contact Landover Medical as soon as possible.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Dear Professor, in light of the recent turn of events, please send all bill's to her parents. YIC James Dewitt

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Dear Professor, in light of the recent turn of events, please send all bill's to her parents. YIC James Dewitt

Will do! By the way, the girl had excellent corneas. Any interest?


EDIT:The staff infection started deep in the eyes, and alas her retinas are useless.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

I'll miss the little dickens. Ah well, life goes on.

(Well, not for her, of course.)

[James Dewitt]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Will do! By the way, the girl had excellent corneas. Any interest?


EDIT:The staff infection started deep in the eyes, and alas her retinas are useless.

A few years ago maybe. Jesus has restored my eye sight to 20/20. He was pleased when I stopped masturbating and became a True Christian.

I'll miss the little dickens. Ah well, life goes on.

(Well, not for her, of course.)

Its a darn shame, she had good child bearing hips. I bet she could have bore a lot of sons.