[BelieverInGod]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

Okay I disagree because childbirth SUCKS! And some women's hips don't separate during pregnancy which cause need for a C-section and I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT WITHOUT ANESTHESIA!
*Oh, and I know that ^ for a fact because I have two daughters.*

Huh, I thought you said you didn't have kids. Then again, all unsaved trash basically look the same to me.


I've had 5 children and never had any problem. Last one had a rather large head, but it still came out okay. The one before that was almost born at home, when she decided to come out, nothing was stopping her. Nothing like 45 minutes of labor.

Now could the fact that you suffer so much, and I find it a cake walk have anything to do with the fact that I am Blessed by the LORD, and you spit in His face?

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

Mrs. BelieverInGod, I truly admire you as a wife, mother of many, and True Christian! I pray one day soon I'll be as experienced and blessed with children as you. It would be wonderful to experience so little labor, but I'll gladly accept what the Lord has in store for me. You are an inspiration. YIC!
Dria

[BelieverInGod]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

Mrs. BelieverInGod, I truly admire you as a wife, mother of many, and True Christian! I pray one day soon I'll be as experienced and blessed with children as you. It would be wonderful to experience so little labor, but I'll gladly accept what the Lord has in store for me. You are an inspiration. YIC!
Dria

Pray, and keep up the heavy housework right to the time you go into labor. Lazing around eating whatever suits your fancy is definitely the wrong way to go about it. God gave us muscles for a reason!

Considering you're carrying twins, I doubt that you'll have a short labor, but I've found it best to keep praying during labor. Quote scripture and have a woman in there reading scripture to you.

I don't think the husband has to be in there. Why? Do you think a man appreciates watching something like that happening?

[goodgirlgonebad]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

Sounds like Believer's husband is throwing a hotdog down a hallway by this time. But Alexandria take it from me the first labor is the longest.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

Sounds like Believer's husband is throwing a hotdog down a hallway by this time. But Alexandria take it from me the first labor is the longest.

You're a nasty insultive thing, aren't you.

At least he knows he's not catching anything from me since I'm not a WHORE!

Proverbs 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

Okay I disagree because childbirth SUCKS! And some women's hips don't separate during pregnancy which cause need for a C-section and I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT WITHOUT ANESTHESIA!
*Oh, and I know that ^ for a fact because I have two daughters.*

Female Unsaved Trash tend to get overheated on this subject. They need to realise that through childbirth a woman is saved (1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.)

Now this is no small Gift from God, yet a small price to pay, being as it is still disputed whether a woman has a soul or, if she has, how much of a soul she has.

Seven Billion people on the planet and they all arrived that way – how hard can it be? As it happens I have just come back from the home of a young woman who was 28 hours in labor. We have a new baby boy in our community, who will have the secure knowledge that his mother is in heaven; her timely death ensured that she did not even have to “continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.”

One life ends, another begins and this is The Will of The Lord.

Amen.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

Sounds like Believer's husband is throwing a hotdog down a hallway by this time. But Alexandria take it from me the first labor is the longest.

It's not about pleasure, it's about creating children for Christ! You and your sick anecdotes should LEAVE.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

Pray, and keep up the heavy housework right to the time you go into labor. Lazing around eating whatever suits your fancy is definitely the wrong way to go about it. God gave us muscles for a reason!

Considering you're carrying twins, I doubt that you'll have a short labor, but I've found it best to keep praying during labor. Quote scripture and have a woman in there reading scripture to you.

I don't think the husband has to be in there. Why? Do you think a man appreciates watching something like that happening?

Thank you, I will take all your advice into account. I'll sign Mr. Puckett up for a day of bowling with our friends that day. And continuing with the heavy housework will be a breeze! It's my favorite thing to do beside serve God and my husband. I can't seem to get that darn vaccuum out of my hands!
YIC!
Dria <3

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

Female Unsaved Trash tend to get overheated on this subject. They need to realise that through childbirth a woman is saved (1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.)

Now this is no small Gift from God, yet a small price to pay, being as it is still disputed whether a woman has a soul or, if she has, how much of a soul she has.

Seven Billion people on the planet and they all arrived that way – how hard can it be? As it happens I have just come back from the home of a young woman who was 28 hours in labor. We have a new baby boy in our community, who will have the secure knowledge that his mother is in heaven; her timely death ensured that she did not even have to “continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.”

One life ends, another begins and this is The Will of The Lord.

Amen.

Amen.
Beautifully, Beautifully put, Mr. Bathfire.

[goodgirlgonebad]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

Female Unsaved Trash tend to get overheated on this subject. They need to realise that through childbirth a woman is saved (1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.)

Now this is no small Gift from God, yet a small price to pay, being as it is still disputed whether a woman has a soul or, if she has, how much of a soul she has.

Seven Billion people on the planet and they all arrived that way – how hard can it be? As it happens I have just come back from the home of a young woman who was 28 hours in labor. We have a new baby boy in our community, who will have the secure knowledge that his mother is in heaven; her timely death ensured that she did not even have to “continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.”

One life ends, another begins and this is The Will of The Lord.

Amen.

I do appreciate this, but my babies were delivered via c-sections because I have cephalopelvic disproportion which basically means my hips didn't separate appropriately to birth them naturally. Oh, and I really tried with my first. I refused a epidural until it was almost to late to give me one.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

I do appreciate this, but my babies were delivered via c-sections because I have cephalopelvic disproportion which basically means my hips didn't separate appropriately to birth them naturally. Oh, and I really tried with my first. I refused a epidural until it was almost to late to give me one.

Oh, everyone stop what you're doing! Little Miss Google Whore found the "get into Heaven free card!"
She REALLY TRIED. Praise His name!
Seriously?

[goodgirlgonebad]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

Oh, everyone stop what you're doing! Little Miss Google Whore found the "get into Heaven free card!"
She REALLY TRIED. Praise His name!
Seriously?

No I listened to my doctor when he told me what was wrong when me and delivered my perfectly healthy babies. I don't know what the hell is up your tight little ass but seriously, take it out. You don't get the right to be an asinine asshole just because you are behind a keyboard.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

No I listened to my doctor when he told me what was wrong when me and delivered my perfectly healthy babies. I don't know what the hell is up your tight little ass but seriously, take it out. You don't get the right to be an asinine asshole just because you are behind a keyboard.

I see, so you're allowed to insult and ridicule us, but if someone comes back at you, then they're just a big meanie?

And if you were a True Christian(TM) I'm sure you wouldn't have had to go through your "traumatic" experience.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

No I listened to my doctor when he told me what was wrong when me and delivered my perfectly healthy babies. I don't know what the hell is up your tight little ass but seriously, take it out. You don't get the right to be an asinine asshole just because you are behind a keyboard.

I'd rather you NOT think about my "tight little a**". I'm happily married and don't appreciate lesbian wannabes flirting with me.

[august]

Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer!

What is the pain of childbirth if not a gift from God? I turned off my wife's morphine drip when my son Zebida was born. Yes, my wife did cause a bit of a fuss and the doctor said it was the noisiest caesarian he had ever performed however it was a mild discomfort compared to an eternity in hell.

YIC

Jack

I was wondering about Caesarians - I would think this community would think they are against God's will.