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    Confessions of MacDaddy

    Hello,

    As per the instruction and guidance of Pastor Ezekiel and other honorable members of this church, I have come here to confession my sins so that I may be right with Jesus.

    I have lived with a wife who commits sodomy on a regular basis, allowed her to temp me on a regular basis.

    Allowed my wife to wear makeup

    Allowed my wife to wear sleeveless dresses, I sometimes wore short-sleeved shirts

    Participated in Co-ed swimming when i was at school

    I watched Benny Hill on the television and secretly enjoyed it.

    I smoke cigarettes when not at church

    I have gone to the movies and supported the "Jewish/liberal Hollywood" industry responsible for America's moral decay

    I danced at a party on multiple occasions like a Nigra

    I went to my prom (you can imagine all the filth, dancing, smoking, drinking)

    I have cussed at my places of business

    I have drunk beer and played cards

    I have played Yu-gi-oh card game with my Son

    I have disrespected some of the good members of this church (VictoryOS, please forgive me)


    Some of you may be asking why I am posting at this time and not at church, well, the answer is obvious, I now realize that the church I have been attending is fake (Yorkminister Park, Toronto) and will no longer attend any church until the True Christian™ church will allow me to attend.


    (FYI, I hit the Paypal Button 2 days ago, did you get my $50,000 US, it's all I could spare, needed to keep some back to buy my weekly Haliburton Stocks, pay the leases on my 3 cars and 2 houses, and of course, now I need to pay for a divorce lawyer)
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  • #2
    Re: Confessions of MacDaddy

    You must have the wrong forum. Try http://www.iconfessional.com/.

    It's the Catholics who like to talk about how bad they are.
    Ack!

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    • #3
      Re: Confessions of MacDaddy

      Pastor Ezekiel instructed me to confess, so that is what I have done.
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      • #4
        Re: Confessions of MacDaddy

        Originally posted by MacDaddy View Post
        Hello,

        As per the instruction and guidance of Pastor Ezekiel and other honorable members of this church, I have come here to confession my sins so that I may be right with Jesus.
        Have you been Born Again in His blood?
        I have lived with a wife who commits sodomy on a regular basis, allowed her to temp me on a regular basis.
        Your wife temped you? What is that? Have the vile sinners stooped so low that they've named a deviant practice after me?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Confessions of MacDaddy

          Born again in his blood, how do i truly know? I invited him in, renounced my wicked ways.
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          • #6
            Re: Confessions of MacDaddy

            Son, I encouraged you to testify as to the truth of your wickedness. "Confession" is a papist contrivance.

            Many of the things you listed don't seem particularly sinful to me. How is wearing short sleeved shirts a sin, for example. What verse is that from?

            I was hoping that you might be more frank with us. It is obvious, for example, that you cannot possibly have a 20 year old wife and an 8 year old son. It is equally obvious that you are fundamentally unfamiliar with the contents of God's Holy Word.

            Despite being a filthy cannuckistani, you seem to genuinely crave Jesus' guidance. You can begin by reading the Holy Bible (really this time), clicking on the Paypal button and showing Jesus how much you care (really this time), and getting on your knees to beg Christ to take over your miserable life.

            If you truly loved Jesus, you would apply for a Godly Green Card and come to His favorite country, America. God hates Canada, did you know that?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Confessions of MacDaddy

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Son, I encouraged you to testify as to the truth of your wickedness. "Confession" is a papist contrivance.

              Many of the things you listed don't seem particularly sinful to me. How is wearing short sleeved shirts a sin, for example. What verse is that from?

              If you truly loved Jesus, you would apply for a Godly Green Card and come to His favorite country, America. God hates Canada, did you know that?
              I'm afraid him being from canadahh and all he might have misspelled...

              "Allowed my wife to wear sleeveless dresses, I sometimes wore short-sleeved sKirts"

              That would be Deuteronomy 22:5

              "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

              PRAISE THE LORD!

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              • #8
                Re: Confessions of MacDaddy

                But Pastor, Brothers,

                These are the sins I know of, I found a website which helped me learn about my sins

                Page not found - CounterPunch.org
                http://www.counterpunch.org/whitehurst01272005.html
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                • #9
                  Re: Confessions of MacDaddy

                  Hello,

                  Woe is me, i just received an infraction for that post, but my intention was good, yes the website is filth, but they do a have a very small amount of good information about Baptist Sins, which was the reason I posted it.

                  I have so much to learn, the path to righteousness is very difficult indeed.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Confessions of MacDaddy

                    Originally posted by MacDaddy View Post
                    Hello,

                    Woe is me, i just received an infraction for that post, but my intention was good, yes the website is filth, but they do a have a very small amount of good information about Baptist Sins, which was the reason I posted it.

                    I have so much to learn, the path to righteousness is very difficult indeed.
                    Friend,

                    Have some faith and reach out for The Lord. You have a rough rode to follow considering you live in a Communist country were you are encouraged to be bi-lingual. All things are possible threw Christ, He has the strength of a Unicorn and He can heal the sick and leapers. PRAISE! What is being Canadian after that?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Confessions of MacDaddy

                      I have it on very good authority that God hates Canuckleville. You may want to move.

                      To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                      Proverbs 16:2
                      All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Confessions of MacDaddy

                        well, Buford T Scoggins is running for president and promised to make Canada the newest state, I pray to jesus every day that he gets elected.

                        Brother Buford Announces His Candidacy - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7360
                        Republican, Libertarian, Constitution Party, Christian Restoration Party welcome. No liberals or Demonrats allowed.
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