Re: Question about Norway
Norway is truly kingdom of darkness. They even name something as pure and beautiful as oil fields with demon names like Troll and Snow white. Even one platform is names as Troll A!
People are very primitive and Eskimo population is even more dense than in rest of the Scandinavia. Norvegistans are usually aggressive towards outsiders, but as they communicate mostly with different smells, you can blend in to local population by smearing yourself with lye fish. 90% of population will then think you are one of them no matter how you look or speak.
Lye fish is little like pickled herring, but even more horrible.
Whale oil will do the trick as well, but it drives female Norvegistans crazy, so I don't recommend that if you travel with your wife. She maybe get killed by jealous savages.

Average Norvegistan couple in traditional penguin hunting camouflage,
telling male from female is next to impossible for untrained eye.
YiC,
Alphonse
Norway is truly kingdom of darkness. They even name something as pure and beautiful as oil fields with demon names like Troll and Snow white. Even one platform is names as Troll A!
People are very primitive and Eskimo population is even more dense than in rest of the Scandinavia. Norvegistans are usually aggressive towards outsiders, but as they communicate mostly with different smells, you can blend in to local population by smearing yourself with lye fish. 90% of population will then think you are one of them no matter how you look or speak.
Lye fish is little like pickled herring, but even more horrible.
Whale oil will do the trick as well, but it drives female Norvegistans crazy, so I don't recommend that if you travel with your wife. She maybe get killed by jealous savages.

Average Norvegistan couple in traditional penguin hunting camouflage,
telling male from female is next to impossible for untrained eye.
YiC,
Alphonse
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